very NOT thankful to have my period this thanksgiving

literally just got home and then got a text my prescription is ready at the pharmacy in the shopping center i just left lol

A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"

ITS WICKED DAY

kept up my streak of not having any leftovers to bring home for my work thanksgiving potluck dish 😎

tell me why i’m sitting next to a baby at a bingo event at a brewery

they should greenlight Now You See Me sequels for the rest of time actually

okay the holiday drop is cute but i’m a lil stretched thin at the moment and nothing is worth pushing it imo

work made me change my password again and now i keep getting it wrong 🫠

the sexiest man alive singing As Long as You’re Mine is only 10 days away

jess lore drop time!! not a broadway star posting an instagram story at a shitty hometown dive bar my brother got us kicked out of 🫠😂

have a bit too much going on personally for a long drawn out post, but wanna let it be known that i love our swiftie corner over here 💖🦋

thank the gods above for pimple patches

guess who had 340+ emails when she went to work on her first day back post cystectomy 🙃 idk when i became important but catching up has been a lot lol

October book wrap up! #booksky

losing my rocky horror picture show screening virginity tonight 💋💋💋💋

connections today was fun

HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃👻

need my back cracked like a glowstick and for all of my problems to be solved

this convo finally happened and she’s just as confounded as i am WHY ARE BOYS SO FRUSTRATING AND CONFUSING

so fun fact this convo has not yet happened but i’m toying around an impulse regarding it because i have no self control and am apparently a glutton for punishment

Happy birthday Speak Now OG 🥺💜 Truly one of my favorite albums that she’s ever written. It’s a masterpiece

In the great words of @trjumpet.swifties.social SPEAK NOW SUPREMACY 🗣💜

COME ON COME ON DON’T LEAVE ME LIKE THIS I THOUGHT I HAD YOU FIGURED OUT SOMETHING’S GONE TERRIBLY WRONG YOU’RE ALL I WANTED

my little brother has been the unwitting concert buddy at 2 5sos concerts so of course i had to ask about this tour

stay up until midnight texting me and the ghost me the next day WHY ARE BOYS SO ANNOYING AND CONFUSING AND UGGGHHH

fuck i’m so bad at flirting lol

rewatching Red, White & Royal Blue again to feel something

okay my cystectomy recovery has taken a lot more out of me than i thought; my cyst was siphoning so much of me away and i’m lowkey kinda struggling with it coming back

happy period equity day from a girl currently shedding the inner lining of her uterus who thinks period products should be free ❤️❤️❤️

Regina George x Rodrick Heffley is the crackship i never knew i needed

let’s fucking go bitches

the [name]core playlists look so fun but recovering from my cystectomy has zapped all of my energy so i am participating in spirit only 💖

the funniest possible choice for the Cowardly Lion is to double cast Jeff Goldblum

fuck yeah

i’m gonna make the shit out of some french toast because i’m home alone and nobody can stop me

the Red White and Royal Blue sequel is their wedding OH WE WON

came out okay and we’re on our way to lunch before going home 😊 thank you all for your well wishes!!

my surgeon asked if i had any music requests while i was in there and the grin on her face when i said Taylor Swift told me i picked a GREAT surgeon

me to my cyst on our way to the hospital for eviction day

officially don’t have to work until my surgery recovery period is over and it feels fantastic

so ive been on ao3 for a few weeks now and have only read stories from 1 fandom and i have a feeling its not anything y'all are expecting from me lol

eviction day is on Tuesday and it CANNOT come fast enough get this bitch OUTTA ME

officially don’t have to drive to the office until after my surgery and it feels fantastic

my day at work consists almost entirely of comparing reports and it’s driving me up the wall slowly but surely

So, as part of Taylor Swift's album rollout, there was a scavenger hunt involving videos that looked *really* AI-generated. So #SwiftiesAgainstAI became a thing and now the videos are impossible to find. Fandom outrage can be good! www.wired.com/story/taylor...

ALEX RUSSO FUCKING DIED?!?!?