Why do they got Steve Kornacki at the Kentucky Derby with his sleeves rolled up like it's ten PM on election night

(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello

The thing about the racial politics of the GOP is that it's different things to different people. One of the biggest right wing guys I know is a refugee from Iran who frequently will say things like "liberals want me dead because I'm a white man." Buddy, I have bad news for you about your allies!

Ah it was today

A lot of this administration makes sense when you view it as an extended series of vengeances against every change that has made fascists feel small or frustrated for the past 20 years

You are going to hear a subset of trump voters say this shit more and more, and I intend to leave giving them grace to better people than me.

Early in this administration, an Elon fanboy I know told me I was letting my hate for one man delude me into hysterics, and that the savings from DOGE would free us up to spend money on meaningful things like offshore wind.

[Mario underground level theme] white female mamdani

Getting heart surgery this week provided that my blood panel shows that I have beautiful thin blood like my favorite president

Please block this dogshit account that consistently posts ai garbage for engagement

The WHCD thing seems on par with the biannual event of "person tries to rush the white house grounds and is stopped pretty much immediately," but is getting a lot more breathless coverage because of the attendees, or am I crazy here

Tracey was temeculing

Shouldn't you be complaining that you saw a homeless person

demeter when her daughter goes missing

The two phrases you want to familiarize yourself with for 2026 are "high on their own supply" and "dog who caught the car"

Trump 2 is many things, but a lot of them revolve around saying that being Not Cruel is pussy shit, and then being as performatively cruel as possible to show how Tough and Realistic they are

That's two instances of world-altering mike touching in one 24-hour period ... that we KNOW about

Donated $45.47 in honor of my stupid ass school putting 45-47 on the scoreboard for the rally it gleefully hosted for our big wet president @jacketdan.bsky.social (Dan is not the big wet president)

Walking a VERY dangerous line with this one

Tomodachi life has fallen

Found this old novelty baseball card that I got from a pack of wonderbread when I was a kid, and boy did they not choose a flattering photo of Cal.

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Is today the day scotus kills VRA, or is it another standard one where gorsuch writes an opinion for the court that is okay for employers to not pay people while KJB writes a scathing dissent

Jared Bronze

It's so funny that she posted this and the site stopped functioning immediately

This bot really adds something by not having the original image attached. You've got to use your imagination and it really enriches the experience

Local leopard appalled at increase in face eating

this is the first time I've heard this guy speak and I gotta say he seems petrified to be interacting with an adult

Congresswoman...........rethink this....... www.mediaite.com/media/podcas...

Lobster is inferior to shrimp, crab, and scallops.

A divorced guy from my hometown follows a Badass Skulls Facebook page and its content occasionally moves from "hell yeah brother (derogatory)" to"hell yeah brother (complimentary)"

Not to be a hysterical Lib here, but I don't think the president should blaspheme.

You ever read something so profoundly wrong you question your grip on reality?

JD Vance: "Will you stand against the bureaucrats in Brussels? Will you stand for western civilization? Will you stand for freedom, truth, and the God of our fathers? Then, my friends, go to the polls and stand for Viktor Orban!"

Lord I've seen what you've done for others

Orban, in shame and disgrace, should find two things: a bottle of pills and the courage to Do What Must Be Done

Saban just did a full throated promo for Trump

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

I just know Elon is sitting there wondering why none of his bloodsucker bullshit garnered a fraction of the collective joy Artemis has

When people say this, they mean "all the conservative things I like, but none of the conservative things I don't like, and also no liberal things"

New funniest possible time for It to Happen just dropped

"Elbridge Colby"

If you never engage with insane right wing social media (and good for you if you don't), you need to know that they are INCREDIBLY invested in Zohran failing.

Are Facebook propagandists okay?

This is the vibe

It's good for one's psyche to live constantly within a barrage of atrocities, both threatened and performed, right

One of my favorite brands of bsky poster is "European guy who posts 50x a day that thinks Americans should simply overthrow their government"

This is, in part, how Bin Laden justified 9/11

What a cool couple of months to get diagnosed with heart disease