friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

Happy 52nd Birthday to Christian Bale 🎂

month’s almost over we still in the big 26 yet “smartest in the world” is still used as an insult like, ik sarcasm is a thing, but wtf happened to saying “smartass” or “smart-aleck” not even “know-it-all” sounds as mean as it used to c’mon guys, let’s take the namecalling up a notch

“bro is stuck in 2025” also bro:

OH SHIT HE FIXED IT

This isn’t a goodbye, it’s a catch you later…… maybe.

haven’t been here in like 2 weeks wsg y’all

heard the RAM shortage is getting bad so I've been trying to stock up🤞

It's fascinating to see the changes in one company's logo over the years.

A new year, a new day

The last thing you see right at 11:59PM new years eve.

Fucked it already 2027 is gonna be my year for sure tho

Happy New Year 2026!

Shirts that go hard db edition

BLEACH #bleach #illustration #anime #art

"your password must contain at least one special character" bro they're all special to me

I have the strong urge to add “with wii motion plus inside” at the end of every sentence

When you’re 90 minutes into doing a podcast

The conscious claws of Doc Ock! 🔴 (Spider-Man 2, 2004) As a huge fan of Doc Ock/Alfred Molina for over 20 years Ive wanted to animate him for a long time! Its not often I animate humans as they can be a bit challenging, but for a rough practice clip Im happy with the turnout! :D

Steam Beta client (December 4th, 2025 build) has been unofficially backported to work on Windows 7 SP1 x64 and Windows 8.x x64, thanks to EAZY BLACK! ⚠️ MUST FULLY UPDATE WINDOWS FIRST! Download for Windows 7: dl.bobpony.com/software/ste... Download for Windows 8.x: dl.bobpony.com/software/ste...

leon’s back, baby

here’s the source btw lmao

labubu named finger

While I'm glad it got removed, it doesn't make Amazon chill now. They only removed it because of the backlash, not because they suddenly developed a conscience. It pisses me off thinking about how much environmental damage generating 12 hours of AI voices must have done just to delete it all anyway.

what the fuck shampoo you disclosing with that hairline Tim?

yep, nothing unusual to see here

Twitter (X) exposed a ton of grifters pretending to be Americans this weekend with their location update Here's a breakdown of many accounts exposed:

Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait. My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.

There’s just something about watching my friends make mods that *kinda* wants me to come back, but at the same time, they’re better off without me, at least in a “let’s give someone else a chance” way

I've been cackling at the sight of this for the past 5 minutes he looks so fucking stupid

'Left 4 Dead' released 17 years ago today 🧟‍♂️

bro said

had to see what this disambiguation hatnote was about and sure enough, apple's original thumbnail (before they fixed it):

my friends and i did an ICE CREAM BRACKET, randomized seeds, overall this is a solid top 4, in the end we landed on 1. Cookies and cream 2. Cookie dough 3. Vanilla 4. Butter pecan

this top comment relates to me on so many levels lmao

Hold up. The Nintendo store might be cooking with this one

to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.

holy shit, strato was ahead of their time they started off the Millenium with their version of the “dolphin over water” meme… this has to be a Celestial Dream

Exactly 3 years ago today, Tiger was introduced 🐯

call this argument what it is: giving up. "Saying 'No' is hard. Just say yes. It will make your life so much easier."

A reminder, the clock from Windows Vista, 7 and 8.x is still the GOAT 🐐 Still waiting for the day when Windows 11 adds in the information regarding the upcoming Daylight Savings Time change.

I’m starting to get ads on YT with no sound, and my theory is that they are purposely silent so that you are not aware of the ad playing when you’re doing other stuff in the background lmaooo

A vampire that isn’t Dracula (the only valid answer)