I found out that Hulk Hogan died because @chris-stokes.bsky.social Whatsapp'd me "RIP Mr Nanny".

Had a lot of fun on this podcast, Kevin's running a good show 👇

Next on @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social is co-host of the @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social podcast Chris Stokes, who joins a dysfunctional island as Queen Chris. An unfortunate ass spanking scandal gets things off to a rocky start Remembers the latin phrase Sick Spanker Tyrannus pod.link/1611976417/e...

This some HIGH QUALITY sleuthing from myself and Masud, I reckon you should all take a listen.

🚨NEW EPISODE 🚨 What's in the jar? Only a preserved piece of evidence from this week's mystery. In @chris-stokes.bsky.social's absence, @soozuk.bsky.social & Masud have to guess the mystery by title alone. How close do they come with The Kentucky Meat Shower? 🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/4fLz... 🎧

I'm not going to be able to stand the confused faces of middle class sensibles on the day farage becomes PM. it'll kill me stone dead.

Labour ministers are apparently ruling out scrapping the two-child benefit cap - in other words, choosing to keep 600,000 children in poverty. Meanwhile govt refuses to consider a wealth tax which could £24bn. Hard to find the words for this level of unnecessary cruelty.

Thanks Sooz, I'd only just forgotten this. Annoyed all over again now.

One of my best mates @chris-stokes.bsky.social is vegan and we livestreamed the 2020 election from his house. I arrived with a bag of snacks but accidentally left the Knorr chicken stock pots I'd got at the same time in the bag and he said if Biden won Florida I had to eat one on stream but

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 This week our favourite game returns as @soozuk.bsky.social finds a haul of video tapes and Masud and @chris-stokes.bsky.social have to guess what they are! And boy do they make some of their best and some of their worst guesses in this one! 🎧 shows.acast.com/mystery 🎧

Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On March 24th 2025, my friend Mark Kern aka Grummz, developer of the videogame Em-8er died. He fucking died.

This week's episode is another of @soozuk.bsky.social's One Hit Wonders and it drops on Thursday but patrons can listen to an extended version RIGHT NOW over at our Patreon!!

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 Some relaxed chat about the Best Picture nominees of this year's Oscars. Even though @chris-stokes.bsky.social & Masud couldn't disagree more about Dune Part II...

Comedy Podcast of The Day @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social Oscars chat: They give their opinions on the best pictures nominees they've seen & Chris shares some potentially controversial opinions about Dune! #ComedyPodcast #Oscars @soozuk.bsky.social shows.acast.com/mystery/epis...

This week's episode will drop on Saturday instead and sees Masud, @soozuk.bsky.social and @chris-stokes.bsky.social have a laid back but spoilerific chat about this year's Oscar nominees! However, patrons can listen to an extended version RIGHT NOW over on Patreon!

quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

This week's episode is out now and an extended version with almost 40 minutes of extra stuff is available over at our Patreon!

Can't wait till Thursday? An extended version of this week's episode with all manner of extra MOTR silliness is available NOW exclusively over at our Patreon!

Loads of fun in Leicester last night, back there on Wednesday with a new show! Pay what you want or £5 in advance from comedy-festival.co.uk

Bit of a posh gaff tonight for my silly jokes about bums and stuff. (Also right behind is the actual Richard the actual Third which is easily the starriest greenroom I've ever been in)

when a trans person exists in a video game

A new episode of our ridiculous quiz show VHGuess has just dropped EXCLUSIVELY over at our Patreon 👇 📼📼📼📼📼📼📼

New South Wales - NSW New South Fucking Wales - NSFW

POV: After murdering my literary agent for sleeping with my wife I return home to find that I am completely fully fucked

New Mystery on the Rocks day! This week we're being very mature as usual

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 This week we're talking VERY reverentially about a very serious subject actually* (*deathwanks!) 🎧LISTEN NOW🎧

An extended version of tomorrow's episode just dropped one day early over on our Patreon! Go listen to Masud, @chris-stokes.bsky.social & @soozuk.bsky.social discuss deathwanks! There's also a large backlog of exclusive bonus content! 🔗 patreon.com/mysteryontherocks🔗

Super fun episode recorded today. Out on Thursday!!!

The prequel trilogy is in fact still dogshit

After being burned too many times, I decided to trust my toaster this morning and turns out it knew what it was doing all along

If you’ve never listened to @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social this is GREAT episode to start with. Join Chris, Masud and me for a deep-dive in to a legend.

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 It's the next in our One Hit Wonders series as @soozuk.bsky.social talks us through the stories behind some of the greatest flash in the pan songs of all time. This time we take a look at Billy Paul's 1972 hit 'Me & Mrs Jones'... 🎧LISTEN NOW🎧

Also features a brand new alter-ego for Masud to join both Little Boy Dungaree Masud and Topknot Masud! Tune in to collect the whole set!

BABE WAKE UP NEW @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social JUST DROPPED! We cover a VERY creepy mystery this week, it's been chilling me to me bones since we recorded it. Shudder with us on all your fave podcast platforms. open.spotify.com/episode/6pPk...

One of my favourite episodes we've done in a while 👇

🎊Happy New Year!🎊 New year resolution is, for the first time in far too long, put together a new hour of stand-up. First step towards that is working it up at Leicester Comedy Festival on 12th Feb Would love to see you there! 🎟️https://comedy-festival.co.uk/events/chris-stokes-st-christopher/🎟️

It's our Christmas episode today and @soozuk.bsky.social introduces me and Masud to Barbara Streisand's version of Jingle Bells, shows us the Christmas cakes her Nan's baked over the last decade, solicits various pics from her boyfriend and we do a bit of mystery. It's incredibly festive

🚨🎄CHRISTMAS EPISODE🎄🚨 Join us in the usual podcast places for an episode full of festive cheer as we look at the mysterious origins of a well known Xmas rhyme (which might not be called what you think) AND Masud jacks off to Sooz's boyfriend! It truly is Christmas!

MICHAEL JACKSON: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. SANTA CLAUS: I’ve watched that documentary about you.

I think we might enjoy playing VHGuess a bit too much...

🚨NEW EPISODE OUT NOW🚨 📼Join us for our new favourite game as @chris-stokes.bsky.social & @Masudmilas have to guess which VHSes are in a bundle @soozuk.bsky.social found on eBay!📼 🎧Find us in the usual podcast places🎧

🚨VHGuess Episode 1🚨 📢THIS THURSDAY OUR FAVOURITE GAME RETURNS IN ITS OWN EPISODE📢 Join in at home as @chris-stokes.bsky.social & Masud must guess the VHSes @soozuk.bsky.social finds in a bundle on eBay!

Hot new song that many people can relate to. ©️2024

In our recent Sooz's One Hit Wonders episode of @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social I said I don't hear St Elmo's Fire in the wild anymore. I stop in a random pub to shelter from the storm and which song kicks in when I open the MOTR group chat? This one's for you John Parr, you rock 'n' roll mercenary

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 This week we're joined by our first returning guest as @willduggan.bsky.social returns to the show and we discuss the mystery of Kaspar Hauser and Masud CANNOT believe how quick Will is at maths Listen where you get your podcasts!

New episode of @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social out today and it's so nice being back. It's a silly dumb show but we have a blast doing it

COMEDY PODCAST OF THE DAY #MysteryOnTheRocks Episode 176: The Murder of Gary Triano @soozuk.bsky.social @chris-stokes.bsky.social #ComedyPodcast open.spotify.com/episode/7zDi...

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Something a bit different this week as we begin a new occasional series looking at some of the best (and worst) one hit wonders!