Nice tax exempt status you have there, shame if something happened to it.

Serious question... did Lindsay Graham or Mitch McConnell die first?

I've always found the concept of "virgin" drinks strange. As a kid, I ordered plenty of virgin pina colodas, but as a bartender, I don't like talking about drinks based on their fuckability. Think about it: all drinks are a virgin drink until you do something unspeakably wrong to them.

Mitch McConnell called me and we spoke for about 20 minutes. He apologized for being the worst Mitch ever and agreed that Mitch Hedberg is a wildly underrated comedian that more people should listen to.

The Buttigiegs have experienced a nightmare that should never have happened at all. I hope whoever is responsible is found and held accountable to the fullest extent of the law. substack.com/home/post/p-...

The United Nations is calling for independent investigations after at least 50 people have died in ICE custody since President Trump began his second term. The death rate is higher than it's been in over a decade, and this year is already on track to be worse than 2025. This is unconscionable.

Like my bestfriend, I'm dead to the world today. The male loneliness epidemic claims another, and it hits so harder this close to home. I may not know you but I'm here for you. In his memory, I listened to The Verve's Bittersweet Symphony and wrecked some artichokes with a katana he gifted me.

It is so god damn funny watching Establishment Dems going "THESE RADICALS ARE RUINING EVERYTHING THEY ARE DESTROYING THE PARTY" by Winning elections? Establishment dems aren't entitled to those seats ya losers. If they lose to more progressive candidates that means YOUR BASE IS NOW PROGRESSIVE.

The Democratic Party freaking out that Democratic Party candidates are winning is the most Democratic Party thing ever.

If your 80-year-old grandpa was insisting that the reason the backyard pool has algae in it is because terrorists are trying to make him look bad and demanding the police arrest somebody, you'd put him in a senior care facility before the end of the day.

Okay. Ai can go bankrupt then. This is not our problem, this sounds like a rich tech billionaire problem.

The following is a statement from Writers Guild of America East members at Scientific American on today’s decision to sell Springer Nature and lay off staff: www.wgaeast.org/wgae-scienti...

Dudes telling me all the details of their online sports bets is not the cure for the male loneliness epidemic I was looking for.

As a former writer for Cannabis Now, I am a bit disappointed that they never addressed the risks of bringing ANY amount of cannabis into a federal park (it is highly illegal even in states where it is legal). If you want to do a cannabis backpacking trip, do it in a state park.

After breaking into a yoga studio in San Francisco and stealing activewear, a burglar made his getaway in an autonomous Waymo in what police said was a novel case in the city. “I thought it was quite funny...He just stole a bunch of men’s shorts.” I think we just hit peak SF. @sfchronicle.com

Reviewers in two groups were given identical resumes for Emily Clarke and James Clarke and told they had used AI. Emily's was 2x as likely to raise doubts about competence. "She can't even write a CV herself." But James "just needed a bit of help." fortune.com/2026/05/10/i...

I hope that "enjoy the bagels" can become a rallying cry of the free press everywhere we still exist. I'll be getting bagels for breakfast tomorrow and I *will* enjoy the bagels.

62 farm bankruptcies in April, 2026. A 6-year high. Up 130% from last April. 158 filings already in 2026. Trump’s tariffs spiked fertilizer and fuel — just like Trump’s 2019 trade war that crushed farmers the first time. Republicans break and bankrupt US farms. Democrats rebuild them. #Vote

Mikie Sherrill’s state police destroyed the mutual aid tent for families of the detained that had been in operation at Delaney Hall for more than a year, providing clothes, food, even stuffies for the kids. They just trashed it. I’m pretty speechless at the kind of person you have to be to do this

An effective push back against GOP culture war tactics? Seems to me it should be.

Yikes — Gov @mikiesherrill.bsky.social community noted for lying about who knocked over the barricades (spoiler: it was the police)

Without a doubt, Holiday in Cambodia. America, it's not time to go on holiday. "And it's a holiday in Cambodia Where you'll do what you're told A holiday in Cambodia Where the slums got so much soul."

Same energy:

This is IRL trolling done right. The knowledge of Star Wars lore makes me so happy.

Oh you sweet children of summer... it's been over $7 a gallon out here in California for weeks.

As a thought experiment, do you ever wonder if you actually died years ago and have just been living in a coma world like Cerpin Taxt?

Happy Life Day! Yub nub. May the Fourth be With You!

Bluesky is increasingly becoming an echo chamber where everyone posts the same AI slop or the same equally uncritical take. You have your own unique brain to use it and if you don't it will atrophy.

Uhhh, listening to Jon Favreau just *rip* Ken Martin on why he hasn’t released the DNC autopsy podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

I guess you could say that dog is pedegreed now.

Notice how none of them are armed? No one is climbing the walls or rubbing shit on them? Someone should let Trump and the GOP know this is what an actual protest at the Capitol looks like. Not J6.

Happy 420 everyone! If you were wondering why every weed enthusiast you know is posting about 420 today, here's the real story behind it.

What's your guess on how many drinks Kash had before submitting this? I'm going with 420, but that's just because it's April 20th.

As gross and horrific as Trump's immigration crackdown is, these scammers are the absolute worst. If I believed in Hell, there'd be a special place just for them.

Now do consumers.

Interesting timing to see this executive order signed right before #BicycleDay (4/19), the anniversary of the first LSD trip in history when Albert Hofmann accidentally dosed himself with #LSD before heading home from the lab on his bicycle and had the most memorable ride of his life. @NPR.org

This may be the most corrosive and subversive harm of the Trump administration.

They tried to tell you that birds are a government psyop, but you didn't believe them. It looks like they were right, at least about Geese.

I'm not seeing anyone who looks like David Tennant... do I pass or fail?

EVERYONE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT THIS: Conflict of interest doesn’t even begin to cover it. Chad Bianco really seized over 650,000 ballots based on conspiracy theories that don’t even hold up to basic scrutiny. No credible fraud. No real discrepancy. 🧵

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

Ai is like that kid in class who always puts their hand up even if they don't know the answer

This might surprise you, but everyone should be clear about how this works. Even though Eric Swalwell suspended his campaign, California law doesn’t just pull names off the ballot. Once you qualify, you’re on it. That’s the problem. 1/2

George Bush hasn't pulled half the crap Trump has with the press and an Iraqi journalist was so pissed he threw a shoe at him. White House Press Corps... I'm still waiting for you to ask a real follow up question, let alone throw something.

A second photographer in Los Angeles lost an eye to law enforcement "less-lethal" munitions while just taking pictures at protests. These weapons are supposed to be used ONLY for immediate violent threats. Marshall Woodruff and now Tucker Collins were armed with nothing but a camera.

The famous Andor line is that "tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle." Here is a perfect example of that through malicious compliance: Idaho forced the city of Boise to remove its Pride flags. So the city painted rainbows everywhere else.

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it. This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this.

Regardless of whether it’s all talk, when the leader of our country expresses plainly genocidal intent, everyone has to do something. For citizens of all political stripes, it means rejecting this madness. For Congress, it means taking action to rein him in. Now.

He still needs to be removed from office. A war powers resolution will not suffice. He circumvented Congress to start the war. He circumvented them on tariffs and appropriations. Why anyone thinks he'd adhere to a Congressional war powers resolution is beyond me.

Donald Trump must be removed from office for threatening war crimes and genocide. Speaker Johnson: bring the House back into session. Invoking the 25th Amendment and impeachment must be on the table, but Congress should also move on a War Powers resolution to stop Trump.