It’s anti-labor to complain about the price of mocktails.

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...

AI Artist: “I removed the fog from Silent Hill”

I never used Snapchat that much so it keeps sending me reminders of either my dick pics from two years ago or pics of my dead dog.

I like my whiskey how I like my men:

The only thing of value we got out of the MKUltra program was one good season of Stranger Things

Every Star Wars comment section reveals that the two sides of the Star Wars fandom are those that love to read between the lines and those that can only read by slowly mouthing the words.

Just your friendly reminder that in 1985 your local city Philadelphia government bombed a black organization in a residential neighborhood. 10,000 bullets in 90 minutes with C4 explosives dropped from above. 11 killed, including children. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

After the revolution the re-education camps will be standard K-12 but for adults.

They’re gonna have to film Paris inside the Volume like it’s an alien planet from the Mandalorian.

A sitcom about billionaires living in their apocalypse bunkers after the revolution, imprisoned deep within the Earth like the Titans, but with freeze-dried loaded baked potato soup and a Plex server.

INCREDIBLE opinion by Wilkinson refusing to stay Judge Xinis's orders in the Abrego Garcia case, condemning DOJ's arguments as "shocking not only to judges, but to the intuitive sense of liberty that Americans far removed from courthouses still hold dear." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Chappel Roan dropping a banger of a country single? Get it. Here’s to hoping country gets taken over by all the queens. Beyonce winning country album this year just the beginning of country not sucking like it has for the last 20 years?

Tesla investors wake up every morning wondering if today is the day they’ll have to push the pilot out of the plane so literally anyone else can fly.

“Democracy dies in darkness” is a promise not a motto.

If you’re rich and corrupt and you CAN’T lock down the Chicago mayorship, you’re not fit to serve in government.

CEO retirement party but make it Blade Runner

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There's a chance for the funniest thing to happen

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The Trump regime’s Hitler Youth program was the YouTube algorithm.

Pilot the e-scooter Shinji

*blushing* I bet you say that to all the bros

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Luigi has shown us it’s possible to have both

The only way to stop a bad guy with an MBA is a good guy with a gun.

The man once belonged to a group of Ivy League gamers who played children engaging in dogfighting rings to earn "badges" from other dogfighters. In that game, "Pokemon Red",

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The movie can star Timothee Chalamet or whatever but the CEO must be played by James Cordon. The audience had to believe the CEO deserved it and there’s nobody in Hollywood audiences would enjoy seeing shot in the back more than James Cordon. They both look like rats eye fucking a piece of cheese

Elderly McDonald’s patrons, and their consequences, have been a disaster for the human race.

I have reason to believe the killer is Jo Calderone

Stocking stuffer idea for the vigilante folk heroes on your list:

Biden could redeem his legacy by pardoning the UnitedHealthcare assassin

If he plays his cards right he could really become the next John Dillinger or Bonnie and Clyde

UHC CEO story came on and my 5y/o asked “why is he running? He didn’t do anything wrong!…It’s because we HAVE to chase him! Because he's the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now. So we'll hunt him, because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.”

After a quarter century, people still fantasize a lot about having Brad Pitt’s abs in Fight Club, but not nearly enough about blowing up credit card company data centers.

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Science Fiction promised us smoking hot, genetically engineered elites but all we got were these eugenicist dorks

Issac Newton: It’s time to try defining gravity I think I’ll try defining gravity Apples can’t fly, I’m defining gravity What goes up must come down!

The Oceangate saga was this generation’s Woodstock

Anime : Cowboy Bebop (1998)

“…which will only benefit from her involvement.” Sounds like HBO has never seen Fantastic Beasts

You're posting your bare ass for hump day. I'm drawing ex cards. We are NOT the same.

without downloading any new pics where are you mentally