Congrats! Couldn’t think of a more deserving community leader.

Apparently Brooke Jenkins has confused the city of S.F. with the straight of Hormuz. Calling for a ceasefire from gang shooting when that’s not what’s killing everyone is classic blame the poor brown folk distraction. sfist.com/2026/04/09/c...

effff youuuuu, philzzzz /the end c.org/8HVDF5QgDd

Bicyclists, slaughtered by cars on a regular basis in the city, are apparently the problem. Not speeding cars. Not poorly designed streets. Watching S.F. cops harass bicyclists and ignore motor vehicles is fucking infuriating. www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/b...

Wedding season hath begun.

This morning, we were awarded the LEATHER TO LEATHER AWARD for Best Organization at the Mr. SF Leather Victory Brunch and Community Awards! Thank you to the Mr SF Leather organization for the nomination and the community for voting for us. We appreciate the love! #WeAreONYX

San Francisco, I will be moderating the post-film Q&A with Director, Angelo Madsen, and Cleo Dubois, at the Roxie Theater, co-presented by Frameline. March 28th, 6pm. roxie.com/film/a-body-...

P I T S T O P

52 days until the marathon. Happy thirstday.

FFS Siri can’t even skip songs anymore.

Join us tonight starting at 6pm at Powerhouse for our monthly Black, Brown and Kinky celebrating Black History Month R&B, House and Hip Hop sounds by DJ Rodney Love ⛓️ Leather looks encouraged 💸 $5–10 suggested donation at the door #weareonyx #onyxnorthwest

Saturday mornings are for clouds.

Friday evenings are for…

Just sayin’ theonion.com/confusing-ja...

This Friday 2/27 COACH After Dark is back at the SF Eagle! Come take off your pants and dance!

Calling all people pleasers 📣 When playing in a scene - How do you balance self-care and communicating with the desire to please the person you’re playing with?

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube. As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

JD Vance personally invited Pope Leo to the U.S. 250th celebration on the 4th of July. Today the Vatican announced Leo will be spending the day with migrants instead.

As Cher explained with song and dance, it’s in his kiss. There’s a lot of ways to be a bad kisser. And a lot of ways to do it well.

Yes.

Saturday thirst trappin’

Arab voters have remorse because they voted for a man who said he would deport them and now he is. You got what you voted for. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Join us this evening starting at 7pm as we celebrate BLACK JOY week at Town Bar & Lounge in Oakland. We will groovy sounds of House / R&B and great fellowship with the ONYX Brothers! #weareonyx #onyxnorthwest

D’Onofrio joined tumblr when it was valued at 1.1 billion. And when he left as CEO it was worth 3 million. Before D’Onofrio: $1,100,000,000. After D’Onofrio: $3,000,000. RIP Washington post.

Name them shame them

Last night, at least one federal agent shot me multiple times w/ pepper balls in my leg after they dispersed hundreds of protesters away from the MDC driveway on Alameda Street in DTLA. I was covering the protest for @lataco.bsky.social. This is the 2nd time I've been shot by the feds since June.

What a lovely way to start my day. Out of the blue someone messaged me how much they related to this post and that a therapist friend of theirs was going to have some their patients read it. That is the sort of feedback that makes writers keep writing. bannon.substack.com/p/i-have-sex...

In San Francisco and on the Peninsula, thousands of people marched and rallied in protest of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. nbcbay.com/JVKIZ6W

20,000 people marched against ICE today in San Francisco. It gave me hope, especially because so many young people were there.

#abolishIce This is what democracy looks like. And way to show up SFUSD youth. Your protest skills are on-point. Scenes from Mission Dolores park in San Francisco today Friday January 30 2026.

SF businesses supporting today’s strike. Support them. Tomorrow missionlocal.org/2026/01/sf-i...

Fuck ICE. Believe in yourself. Believe in your community. And don’t just pass the potatoes. Get involved. youtu.be/69PrNP_rloM

I always wondered if Tim was a self-loathing gay. What an un-surprising disappointment. www.theverge.com/news/867567/...

missionlocal.org/2026/01/sf-t... An optimistic story

Corporate cowards www.theverge.com/policy/85990...

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

💦or 💨or 🌙 AshHole will be 🔥

Buh bye 👋 Taiwan. 🇹🇼

Daddy is in Maspalomas for New Years and trying to explain the Spanish tradition of feeding 12 grapes at midnight to @pupamp.bsky.social on this week’s @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social Podcast. Itunes: apple.co/2QkMDwk Spotify: spoti.fi/2QjPNjL

We're proud that Washington State is taking action in support of gender-affirming care for trans youth. We stand with trans youth and their right to accessing life saving care. @truthout.org 🏳️‍⚧️ bit.ly/4jhXSAW

Now, I want to move to New Mexico 😁

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@pacificgaselectric.bsky.social PGE for the Saturday power loss win. 🏆 Our neighborhood champions dedicated to profit leaving the rest of us with an unreliable grid connected with shoddy infrastructure because profits before safety or reliability.

The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality. And trans lives are grounded in reality. We see y'all. No matter what. www.popsci.com/science/tran...

@pacificgaselectric.bsky.social is a quasi-criminal enterprise that has been found guilty of killing Californian’s because greed and negligence. “As You May Know” seems a bit of a tone deaf way to start a non-apology letter about another (2003ish) power outage caused by their shoddy gear.

I D I D I T !

The CBS investigation portrays a modern concentration camp, similar to the Soviet GULAG (like CECOT, an acronym): sadistic guards, 24 hour lighting, isolation cells. Americans once opposed this inhumane system. The Trump administration sent innocent people there to suffer.

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