Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”

Sports are dumb

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SWINGING AT

Not good enough.

Fucking Finnegan man.

Genuinely what the fuck is he talking about

God dammit

So we’re calling those strikes again

Wtf was that Kalshi commercial

Yesterday…

That’s just not fucking catchable.

Ugga Boo Ugga Boo Boo

Darryl Johnston is truly a class act

This is the best DB play I’ve see from a Lions team my entire life

Jesus fucking Christ

Weak ass call

Good lord don’t throw that again

I do not trust Montero. Would like another fun.

LIKE. THAT.

I do not understand the plate approach for Tigers hitters. Just make fucking contact.

I’m not sure this booth is actually watching the game they’re calling

NOW THATS A BALL?! Fuck off

Holy fuck, atrocious

Angel, is that you?!

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A FUCKING STRIKE

I’m so tired

Almost threw up

“Clipped the corner” fuck off. This has been the worst strike zone I’ve seen in a long time

WTF Montero

God damn, commercials are so cynical and dystopian.

Kerry Carpenter is now 5-for-11 for his career against George Kirby. All five hits have been home runs, as have four of his nine career hits at T-Mobile Park. 2-1 Tigers.

GET FUCKING OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!

Umpire is having a fucking nightmare

AGAIN

THATS NOT A FUCKING STRIKE

Sentient AI would be a nihilistic nightmare.

What the fuck is this zone

This fucking strike zone man

Announcers are already annoying me

Fuck those high balls being called strikes that shit is absurd

Knocked Loose feat. Taylor Swift would grind me to dust

Looks like Nebraska fans are going to get that win against a Michigan team after all. Just a few weeks after they said they would.

Since the Tigers are starting Melton this evening there’s a very good chance to keep the early inning crooked numbers coming…

That's not targeting

If anyone knows Ed Gamble in real life I would like to be his best friend please and thank you

Ankle and calf is down, that is the same as the knee. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

He's very down.

Ooooooooh good safety play turns me on...

OK, transitioning to the Michigan game now.... what a fucking touchdown.