Chainsaw Man is Never Gonna Score

You know what would fix me is going on a game show and being asked a series of questions where I can derive the answer to each one by remembering a key incident in my life in detail, all leading up to the present moment and the solution to my problems

I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists

Resurrection. DO NOT WATCH THE TRAILER. JUST SEE THE MOVIE WHEN YOU CAN.

IL Congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh: "I think Kristi Noem should have consequences. I think she should be tried at The Hague."

They have this button on the right hand column that in addition to public shaming, lets you shame them in other useful ways

i burned a capcut free trial to make this

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Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”

I need Democratic online types to understand that because of this, Newsom is dead to me. Dead. I'd sooner vote for an actual corpse. There is no hope, none, that he'll win me over, *because he has established he is a bad person*. There's no coming back from this. Take my advice and move the fuck on.

everything can be a soulslike experience if you don't care about what words mean

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I got to write a very fun underwater shipwreck for this book. I'm so excited to see the rest of the dungeons and to make my players explore them.

I wrote two adventures for this: escort a bard to their first big-city concert and discover a conspiracy along the way, and retrieve a powerful magic item from the tower of a recently deceased mage. 36 new adventures, designed for D&D (2024), on @dmsguild.com! www.dmsguild.com/product/5308...

I wrote for this project! It’s a terrific book, check it out!

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I'm wrote for this too. Apparently today is the last day to vote for us, so please do.

A project I wrote on, Grizelda’s Cursed Curiosities, has been nominated for Best Long Form Adventure at the ENNIE Awards!!! I’m incredibly proud to have been a part of this project, and you can vote for it now! #ENNIEAwards vote.ennie-awards.com/vote/2025/

Three projects I worked on are up for awards this year! Please consider voting for them! vote.ennie-awards.com/vote/2025/in...

A project I wrote on, Grizelda’s Cursed Curiosities, has been nominated for Best Long Form Adventure at the ENNIE Awards!!! I’m incredibly proud to have been a part of this project, and you can vote for it now! #ENNIEAwards vote.ennie-awards.com/vote/2025/

can we do pride month again i was busy

saying that charlie brown had "hoes" is like saying that temple of aphrodite at corinth had "hoes". what was happening there was within its own cultural context, and we should be careful about describing it in modern language

THIS NIGHTMARE WILL BE IN FULL COLOR

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

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For those curious, you can run the Powershell command Disable-WindowsOptionalFeature -Online -FeatureName "Recall" -Remove to remove this. Get-WindowsOptionalFeature -Online -FeatureName "Recall" lets you check the status of the feature on your computer.

Oh, that guy? Yeah, no, babe, I’ve actually known him for way longer than you. We’ve been mutuals for over a decade at this point. I really do think his second marriage might be the one. What? No, we haven’t really spoken in seven years beyond some likes.

One bright side to being forced to live in an AI slop tornado is now I see my artistic mistakes as incredibly endearing. The human machine of my body made that weird line. My worst day of drawing is completely untouchably better than anything AI will ever produce until the heat death of the universe

Hi! If you are a trans person, you are likely affected by this. (ACA funding covers more than someone who is not a health policy wonk might realize.) If this thing passes, thousands of trans folks are going to lose access to everyday health care like hormones. If you care about us, speak up.

The money I spent on my subscription to the Onion has been converted directly to joy delivered to my mailbox every single month. I can’t recommend this enough.

My partner was laid off from her job of 17 years because it was primarily USAID funded. So, starting today, I am offering all of my solo titles, a $185 value for $39.95 The bundle sale will continue until she or I find something to replace her salary. #ttrpg #dnd www.dmsguild.com/product/5122...

me, idly regarding the planet-sized ball of them I ordered my child to roll up: ah 💜 this world really is so full of beautiful transgenders

PRINCESS MONONOKE (1997) Dir: Hayao Miyazaki 📽️

I really really need you guys to make a conscious rejection of generative AI tools part of your ongoing political resistance. Don't use ChatGPT. Turn off Gemini. Don't read the AI results forced upon you at the top of Google search. Don't use AI art generators or support anyone who does. Please.

I am genuinely begging every cis U.S. voter to do this. please. help us

🥁 Announcing the Public Domain Image Archive! 🥁 We are v excited to share our new sister-project, the Public Domain Image Archive (PDIA), a curated collection of 10k+ out-of-copyright historical images, all free to explore and reuse: pdimagearchive.org @pdimagearchive

Anyway! I write TTRPG stuff, including my own Mimic Mystery on the Furniture Farm, and contributions to Grizelda's Cursed Curiosities and Fantastical Field Studies! I also write some other stuff but that's not public yet. Looking for TTRPG projects to collaborate on!

trying to use this website more over the bad awful website! it's tougher finding people here but it's worth it lol

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,560,727! ain't that something

I contributed to a collection of courses (encounters) for Strixhaven in D&D, and it's available now on DMsGuild! Use the link below to get a special introductory discount! dmsguild.com/browse.php?d...