matt the second he got to pondy #Survivor49

why is SANDRA catching strays from a white guy with dreads? #Survivor49

Jeff is seriously CLOWNING on the tribe who has had NO food and NO water for days, competing with heavy brain fog, and who just lost a tribe member to a SNAKE. Seriously, Jeff, stop being a dick. STOP TAKING THEIR FLINT. LET THEM EAT AND DRINK. THIS IS NOT FUN TO WATCH. #Survivor49

I've been clowning on Jake for three weeks, but this is lovely. Very happy for him and his healthy baby! #Survivor49

Sometimes a house just sucks! I'm Shirley Jackson and you're watching Hill House Haunters

Jake was stealing the left shoes right and he got bit on the left foot? #Survivor49

The Sea Krait will NOT be the third person voted out of #survivor49

just give them the fucking flint jeffrey #Survivor49

vacation planning twitch.tv/jaymanji__

body tea, bitches mad #bb27

So this ball and chain is a metaphor for Jake right? #survivor49

how do they know which sophie jeff is asking questions to #Survivor49

nah you said disadvantage SINGULAR, jeff #Survivor49

oh i thought they were chanting PENA PENA PENA #Survivor49

making sure his family sticks together or making sure his family's sticks are together? #survivor49

here's a reference that matt will surely get... #Survivor49 matt when the boat arrives:

i'll tell jake where he can hide a shoe #survivor49

"once you screw me, it's over." oh is that why he hasn't fully consummated the bromace with alex yet? #Survivor49

i hope stephen isnt voted groff his tribe first #Survivor49

i don't get praying over a crab but maybe that's just because i'm jewish #Survivor49

google says "Earthworms are typically 60-70% protein by dry weight, with some species reaching as high as 76-87% They are a good source of essential amino acids, which are vital for tissue repair and bodily functions. Earthworms also contain significant amounts of vitamins and minerals." #Survivor49

ok but who wants to do a ‘new year predictions bet’ with me since it’s the Jewish new year???

I am declaring myself the number one @tommyguam.bsky.social Stan!!!!

wait i'm confused, i thought they blew up the mastermind's lair in episode one #bb27

sometimes i forget that wearing a shirt with Hebrew or other Jewish-related things on it makes me a target for harassment. i'm very lucky in that way, since i live in a relatively safe place to be Jewish. today, however, i was getting groceries and wearing a Jewish shirt. and of course...

How did your game change, I’m gonna say, for the better, when you gave the express pass to Jag and I? #AmazingRace #TAR38

James Comey? The lesbian erotic detective novelist?

sophi seeing the way jake looks at alex

Why do they hate lesbians 😖😤 #survivor49

Between Nicole's general reaction, Jeremiah's comment about couples looking alike, and Jake accidentally scissoring, this sequence took me out #Survivor49

two bros, sitting in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay #survivor49

maybe we all need someone to cheer for us when we're chopping our own metaphorical coconuts #survivor49

why is stephen giving me jonathan groff #survivor49

alex calling his boss a 'female' tells me everything i need to know, i fear... #survivor49

oh so jake's the kelley of #survivor49 #bb27

jake becoming a boy dad while on the blue tribe is actually really cute ok??? #Survivor49

I WISH I COULD HUG MYSELF BUT THAT'S WEIRD #Survivor49

The High Holidays started feeling overwhelmingly ominous to me for the past few years. The idea that the Book of Life opens on RH and closes for the year on YK — that a power beyond our control decides who will perish by fire, by drought, by war, by famine — it all became too much.

Really mad at myself for volunteering to lead part of Erev Rosh Hashanah services tonight because I feel sick and I’m exhausted and I really don’t want to be there, much less in front of people.

The reason there are no decent children's TV fantasy serials these days, is because we don't have mainline steam trains anymore. How can you have a really good children's TV fantasy serial without an opening scene involving steam trains? Can't be done.

Dutch news (or is it satire? 😉) reporting on Jimmy Kimmel being fired and Disney's upcoming content changes

Corporate would like you to find the differences between these two images. #bb27

I know it’s the bad place, but if my cat Vinny gets 2k more followers on Twitter (@/mykittyvinnie), Jimmy said he’ll go live with my cat which is unironically the funniest thing to me #bb27

The entire Morgan/Vince dynamic in an image #BB27

wait what if the mastermind is actually just les moonves #bb27

ava's vince impression has nothing on taran's #bb27

"when you watch this back" oh honey vince aint watching this show ever again #bb27

maybe they'll see it as a game move AND they'll say 'wow this guy sucks' #bb27

"you know who else tried to please everyone? jesus christ" - julie chen moonves, probably #bb27