i was supposed to go to a supervisory retreat tomorrow but i totally forgot me and my husband also have tickets to a comedy show. lobster too buttery steak too juicy etc.

oh and it's mr. b*ast next week somebody euthanize me #Survivor50

jimmy fallon checking his messages tomorrow morning #survivor50

i'm SAD #Survivor50

Jeff probably went in there and switched half the votes to Christian bc he was mad he got called out #Survivor50

Christian giving Jeff the business... I love him for that. 🥰 #Survivor50

and Stephenie Jonathan and Joe still there..... why don't they like me #Survivor50

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JIMMY FALLON ITS ON SIGHT #survivor50

i feel like that's really not a lot of time for a puzzle that size but idk #Survivor50

rock paper scissors don't pmo i hate it here boooooo tomato tomato #Survivor50

Jeff’s kink is showing #survivor50

i did like the montage i'll give them that one lil thing #Survivor50

my faves are fighting and i hate it for me #Survivor50

My sandwich broke containment 🫤

I’m going to THROW UP #kingdon #thepitt

Took a mental health day, made a sandwich

I keep getting Stephen and JT fan edits on tiktok oh the algorithm knows me toooo well

4/20 is so weird when you’re sober. Like

love when @paigeyspice.bsky.social randomly appears and likes a post once a month. miss you queen 🥰

there was a house centipede in my bathroom last night and i can't stop thinking about it

the fact that fidgets are selling out because of internet trends has me big mad. i'm a school based therapist i need them more than y'all!!!!!

The newest episode of #Outlander … I’m suing for emotional damage

Feeling a lil wild might drop a bag 🤪 (doing my regular weekly grocery run at Wegmans)

I have a tattoo of a possum playing a banjo and a man at the nail salon told me he liked my “rat with a guitar”

My favorite part of a pedicure is when they put my feet in the lil bags of wax

Rare selfie bc was soooo tickled by this Snapchat filter

putting this one back out there since i didn't get any suggestions

they're putting a world market next to the trader joe's close to me... that parking lot is about to be my worst nightmare

i'd rather lay down and die than make this powerpoint i need to make rn

ate a bunch of radishes i'm real into radishes rn

i yawned while multi-factor authenticating into my work e-mail this morning and my phone didn't recognize me and it was nearly enough to send me over the edge

“Come here often” fixing to go triple platinum on ao3 in the offseason #ThePitt

Need a new problematic fave to apologize for for the next several months now that Frank Langdon is off my screen #ThePitt

Did anybody clip Mel finding out about the deposition bc I would like to send that to anybody who asks me to do stuff I don’t wanna do at work #ThePitt

Shane and Ilya are sooooo them coded it isn’t even funny

I would like to purchase Robby a weighted blanket. #ThePitt

I love having free will because why shouldn’t I make a decaf lavender latte to watch #ThePitt at 9 PM

Watching Cirie win her challenge, come back to camp, and mastermind voting out two of the cut-from-the-same-cloth-alliance is going to give me the energy I need to get through the rest of the week #Survivor50

Cirie coming back from Exile to direct the vote… #Survivor #Survivor50

Cirie UP and Coach + Chrissy OUT maybe there is a god after all and maybe they do have a vested interest in Survivor #Survivor50

"it's a hundred percent real.... or a rock." astute observations from Joe #Survivor50

Well I know Coach: The Musical was not voted for by the fans #Survivor50

Give the Emmy to Cirie’s lash extensions #Survivor50

If we lose Christian tonight bc he’s attached to Mr. Fee Fi Fo Fum I’m going to be insufferable about it #Survivor50

Seems we’re all on the same page about the duo we’d like to see leave tonight but I’ll keep my expectations low #Survivor50

So I hate this #Survivor50