The amount of STRESS everyone throughout every corner of my life puts me through like omg- do they know they have 30 minutes 🫠🫠🫠

So no one is watching Knight of the Seven Kingdoms?? Cool cool cool.

WILL YOU BE MY MISTRESS!?!?!?!?!?!???? ????????? No words.

One. Swipe on the naked bread to clean between jars. Who's leaving someone an extra knife to wash? Or spoon...

This years cast of Faithfuls really suck lmao

Now who is Michael shading in his RHAP Mafia intro 😭😭 #rhapmafia

Last night it finally dawned on me- Sage doesn’t want to beat Savannah, she simply wants to BE her. #Survivor49

Just popping in to say the Tuckeanu pizza kiss will never be the Joseph Pickle Kiss

TAYLOR I LOVE YOU IS CRAZZZZYYYYY 😭😭😭😭😭 Jaylor abuse #TAR38

FTC 🐐!!!!!!!!!

Being a Girl Scout Troop leader is really kicking my ass and what’s sad is it’s not even the girls stressing me out- it’s the damn organization 🙃🙃🙃

This is so full circle 😭😭 I love my lil unhinged community so much. Never change #bbsky, never change.

TEAM PIZZY FOR LIFE! Thank you to @thx4bnu.bsky.social for the clips 🥰 #TAR38 #AmazingRace #theAmazingRace #bbsky @paigeseber.bsky.social @flutedyke.bsky.social 🐐🐐

Who remembers Joseph’s friend who made that hilarious “Don’t Vote Joseph” PSA?? 😭😭 Let’s cheer for Eric on Squid Game yall 😬

MADE IT HOME IN TIME FOR THE PIZZY SHOW !!!! #TAR38

My favorite subplot of this season is Jawan believing he’s actually an invaluable member of the Uli 6 😭 #Survivor49

Ashley is really my messy queen like there will never be another winner like her. Wants all the tea. Deep diving into socials. Calling out people who spoke against her. Staying petty. My girl 4lyfe 🥹🥹

4/5 of my kids have back to back birthdays. Birthdaypalooza kicks off next week with gumbo for dinner and red velvet cake for my baby girl turning 7 (in the 6 7 era, no less)

I love the Abdins #TAR38

IF THE ABDINS LEAVE THIS EPISODE ISTG….. #TAR38

Izzy with the puzzle shade. My queen. #TAR38

Idk what happened today because my job is soft launching me into a promotion so that was wild and I’ve been touching more grass than a lawnmower

NO GOOD DEEEEEEEEEEED GOES UNPUNISSSSSHHHHHEDDDD

JUST BOUGHT MY WICKED: FOR GOOD TICKETS!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT A DRILL!!!! 🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚

Unfortunately, I do know who wins #TAR38 and that has greatly affected my viewing experience.

How many weeks worth of paparazzo can one get for 75k, I wonder ?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔 #BB27

Ashley plz 😭

Angela Murray is living her best reality tv star life right now lmao that’s kinda iconic ngl

Lmao how is his handle just dangheesling.com im screaming 😭

I watched so much of that deep dive throughout the day- I literally only had like an hour left and it finally kicked me off 😩😩 Idk how I managed to survive the oversight and maintain access for as long as I did but I’m grateful 🥹🥹 (Now I need the rest real bad 😩😩)

Literally me watching this deep dive right now

ashley’s power is something else because wdym a big brother analyst is watching a chick flick in honor of her victory 😭😭😭 im obsessed!!! #bb27

NOT QUINN & LEXI BLOOMFS IM GAGGED!!!!! *conversation about Little Bill over* *new ship setting sail*

Me creepily watching 16 strangers living in a parking lot through online feeds for 3 months every year #bb27 #bbsky

This boring ass dude doesn’t even like us lolol…. So like uhm, ok, I guess?

Yall watched that Ashley/Chelsie live?? Who else noticed every time Chelsie asked Ashley a question she would let her get 2 words in then almost immediately cut her off to provide her own respective answer 😭😭

Yall whenever I talk to old white men now/ I’ve found that I’ve adopted the Ashley chuckle hehehehehhehehehe #BB27

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP NEED THIS MORE THAN OXYGEN ATP

Ashley responded to so much of my stuff on that live- but I was on a throwaway account so she’ll never know how much she agreed with my takes.

wdym Ashley was live and I only caught the last 20 seconds #BB27

Went lurking in The Bad Place & I think I got my feelings hurt- what’s this mean yall!? #BB27

Yall I missed something?? lol what’s going on? why is there chaos? #BB27

The Taylor/Kyland kiss omg- is this what republicans are talking about when they say “I just don’t want that stuff forced on me” 😭😭😭😭 #TAR38

Girl did you get your bottle !?!? @kelsee.bsky.social

the paparazzo getting his assignment for the day:

Post Big Brother always feels like slowly coming out of the cave & into the light of day... & Finding little mushrooms (podcasts) & berries (albums) that I left behind to nourish me as I learn to walk in the sunshine again.

She posted the Maneater edit on her story OOP 🤭 #BB27.5

I just wanna know if the grocery store is, in fact, Erewhon. #BB27.5

she spoke to caleb like she was away at war and he responded by surprising her with wartime rations

I am screaming 😭 #BB27