Idk what happened today because my job is soft launching me into a promotion so that was wild and I’ve been touching more grass than a lawnmower

NO GOOD DEEEEEEEEEEED GOES UNPUNISSSSSHHHHHEDDDD

JUST BOUGHT MY WICKED: FOR GOOD TICKETS!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT A DRILL!!!! 🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚

Unfortunately, I do know who wins #TAR38 and that has greatly affected my viewing experience.

How many weeks worth of paparazzo can one get for 75k, I wonder ?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔 #BB27

Ashley plz 😭

Angela Murray is living her best reality tv star life right now lmao that’s kinda iconic ngl

Lmao how is his handle just dangheesling.com im screaming 😭

I watched so much of that deep dive throughout the day- I literally only had like an hour left and it finally kicked me off 😩😩 Idk how I managed to survive the oversight and maintain access for as long as I did but I’m grateful 🥹🥹 (Now I need the rest real bad 😩😩)

Literally me watching this deep dive right now

ashley’s power is something else because wdym a big brother analyst is watching a chick flick in honor of her victory 😭😭😭 im obsessed!!! #bb27

NOT QUINN & LEXI BLOOMFS IM GAGGED!!!!! *conversation about Little Bill over* *new ship setting sail*

Me creepily watching 16 strangers living in a parking lot through online feeds for 3 months every year #bb27 #bbsky

This boring ass dude doesn’t even like us lolol…. So like uhm, ok, I guess?

Yall watched that Ashley/Chelsie live?? Who else noticed every time Chelsie asked Ashley a question she would let her get 2 words in then almost immediately cut her off to provide her own respective answer 😭😭

Yall whenever I talk to old white men now/ I’ve found that I’ve adopted the Ashley chuckle hehehehehhehehehe #BB27

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP NEED THIS MORE THAN OXYGEN ATP

Ashley responded to so much of my stuff on that live- but I was on a throwaway account so she’ll never know how much she agreed with my takes.

wdym Ashley was live and I only caught the last 20 seconds #BB27

Went lurking in The Bad Place & I think I got my feelings hurt- what’s this mean yall!? #BB27

Yall I missed something?? lol what’s going on? why is there chaos? #BB27

The Taylor/Kyland kiss omg- is this what republicans are talking about when they say “I just don’t want that stuff forced on me” 😭😭😭😭 #TAR38

Girl did you get your bottle !?!? @kelsee.bsky.social

the paparazzo getting his assignment for the day:

Post Big Brother always feels like slowly coming out of the cave & into the light of day... & Finding little mushrooms (podcasts) & berries (albums) that I left behind to nourish me as I learn to walk in the sunshine again.

She posted the Maneater edit on her story OOP 🤭 #BB27.5

I just wanna know if the grocery store is, in fact, Erewhon. #BB27.5

she spoke to caleb like she was away at war and he responded by surprising her with wartime rations

I am screaming 😭 #BB27

saw this on instagram omg RACHEL REILLY U WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS!! #Rachel4AFP #BB27

Yall who made the FBJ song?? Are they here in the skyline with us? They deserve a BBie for that track, honestly.

It’s going to work itself out. I’m not trippin. (their parents will make them get along) #BB27

IM SCREAMING OMG WHO ELSE !?!?!? #BB27

🚨ASHLEYS ON LIVE 🚨

Now why would Cam Sullivan-Brown post a story of him dwerkin in grey sweatpants on the day after Morgan leaves the #BB27 house and regains access to the internet !? 😩😭😭 he is not slick.

Lmfao now whoooooo served the first cup of freshly brewed Corgan tea!?!?!? #BB27.5

I always said Zach is actually in love with Ashley and I stand by that #BB27

Ashley making accounts on every social BUT this one like are The Associates just a joke to her!? #BB27.5

Enzo being my solo like on this comment 😭😭 #TAR38

Vindication for #TeamHotMatt

I can’t get over how content starved we were and then here comes Queen Ashley providing tea, Q&A, real time reactions, & just being an all around good time on live. Ashley Kirby Gheesling Moses Hollis, the icon that you are 👑 #BB27.5

Entire Hollis family is iconic as hell IKTR!!!!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 #BB27.5

I know that’s not Kat speaking (mind you, the girl only won 1 comp) on Morgan being able to comp out once everyone left as if it wasn’t Morgan’s HOH that sent Lauren to jury, & Morgan’s veto win that kept her safe when she was targeted pre jury, and Morgan’s social game that sent her bf home 🤭 #BB27

Ashley: “oh no…. I got in trouble….” *LIVE ENDS* 😩😩😭 #BB27

Yall that ain’t Amy that’s Amy’s high school friend. #BB27.5

Yall is it just me or did Amy seem a little salty towards Rachel for some reason?? #BB27.5

I LOVE ASHLEY SO MUCH!!!!!! #BB27.5

Ashley said her parents told her to chill out on Vince on ig because they like his parents 😂😂 so classy. #BB27.5

Well I’m just glad she went live from her own page and didn’t let those flops mooch off of her success 🥰🥰🥰 #BB27.5

This lady is in the doctors office waiting room listening to a recipe video on her phone with volume. Likeeeeee is there just no common decency nowadays??