I wonder why Jeremiah decided to vote Nicole out #survivor49

Not to get lost in the semantics, but this is not a wheelbarrow Jeff #survivor48

When Eva gets a chance for her 15th advantage via rocks #Survivor48

I get Mary’s mad Kyle didn’t jump on board but agreeing to blindside your ally in the integrity alliance BEFORE the challenge even happens is terrible strategy #survivor48

The #TheTraitorsUS turret tonight

Kesha’s “Your Love is My Drug” is one of the few songs that hits the same in 2024 as it did in 7th grade

My cat had surgery and now he looks like a renaissance painting

Welcome back, Tony Vlachos. #survivor47

Learning that Bob Crowley from Gabon embroiders as the unofficial survivor embroiderer has been the highlight of my night

Strategically, Sam shouldn’t have taken Genevieve. But also he’s been in a hole for like 4 episodes so might as well take the person you get along with and try to sell Andy on a trio instead of the bottom of a 5 #Survivor47

*plots deviously about how to get cast on the show to bring the biggest schtick I can to tribal*

I fear my app game brainrot is such that I would kill the journey ball challenge #survivor47

My watch party had the electricity go out. This is the determination only #survivor47 fans could have

Let’s be real. The only reason I post on the other app is because my lizard brain is satisfied that I get more likes.

I will remind anyone listening that bringing costumed characters to a children’s hospital is a terrible idea, and baby Paige on a morphine drip would affirm this.

… Frankenship …

A friend invited me to join her in a Turkey Trot 5K on Thanksgiving I replied that, unfortunately, I’m busy doing literally anything else

When Gabe said he wanted to play like Russell Hantz, I guess he meant he wanted his downfall to be underestimating a strong woman #survivor47

I love a man who isn’t afraid to Disney bound at Tribal Council #survivor47

Andy listening to Jeff explain the challenge #Survivor

Jeff: HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY TRADE YOUR SHOT IN THE DARK FOR FOOD? players: tbh kind of forgot I had this #survivor47

Sue when Kyle talks about his life:

“Have you ever tried this one?” - in S-Carp singing Juno voice #survivor

Andy getting a spider edit? Parvati 2.0 confirmed #survivor47

The more I learn about Kyle, the more I just want to give him a hug #survivor47

Giving my blue sky fam exclusive content

who does trump think will ban the books when he kills the DOE

Rachel: don’t blow up my spot Sam: #survivor47

Rt but without love peace and understanding

How many times do we think they had to edit out players saying “it’s like Jenga”? #survivor47

Tired: bring back 39 days and leave Fiji Wired: bring back rewards that no one should want #survivor

At work today my coworker said her son came out to her after seeing my desk. I assumed he saw my pride flag. Apparently he saw my #survivor47 buff and came out as a closeted survivor fan because he didn’t think his mom would approve.

blue sky is the definition of needing to curate your feed brick by brick