Gory stories we do that, and your host a talking rat. The past is no longer a mystery. Welcome to Horrible Histories 💥

Daft Punk released their debut album 'Homework' 29 years ago on January 20, 1997 album.ink/DPhomework

Your annual reminder not to watch Going on Bear hunt because it's heartbreaking

How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!! No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣

Feels like the perfect day to force the children to listen to me sing the full Greatest Showman musical 😁

Why dont those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks

Today my lad is visiting the secondary school I went to. How is he that big already 🥲

Children turn into bottomless pits during half term

My friend got me a wheres Wally book, but it wasn't Wally. It was Michael Jackson

I still think this is sweet that he didn't think any different until this point 🥲

I've decided to give up and get myself a wolf fleece and 10 more cats.

Why do some sites still use Humberside despite that not being a thing for like 30 years

Brilliant Halloween costume 😄

🎡

Tea party

There's a dad at my kids school that looks the spitting image of Luciano Becchio

My cat went outside for 10 seconds , realised she was too cold and came back inside 🐱

Not feeling like yourself in literal years kinda sucks, actually.

Paracetamol does not cause autism. Vaccines do not cause autism. It is not a disease. Some of the most wonderful, kind and intelligent people are autistic. Don't take advice from someone who said bleach yourself from Covid 🙂

For the Epsteinth time, Tylenol doesn’t cause autism.

It's gonna be a new Sonic the hedgehog game isn't it 😀

🥰

People who don't use headphones on transport or who answer calls on loud speaker

Educating Yorkshire is great viewing 😄

Love how my best mate is just as weird as me. Actually, she's more weird 🤣

Having 2 children who are completely different is still funny to me. Oldest lad is neurodivergent and a wonderfully gifted artist with a sweet, kind soul. Youngest lad is like living with a whirlwind who smashes down Yorkshire puds and is football mad thinking he's the man of the house 🤣

Sometimes my Spotify just throws out a classic 🤘

Another morning of having to weave in and out of all the mothers who have no self awareness and walk at snail pace. Get out of my way 🙂

I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now, what I’m with isn’t ‘it’, and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me. It’ll happen to you!

Well done to all the parents. We finally made it. 6 weeks is over. Hallelujah 🙌

Who's buying them foldable phones?

I miss them being this little 🥲

May I see it?

Forecast is like

Paul Rudd never ages

The following Bsky residents will not be bskylled by me @dinobucklergreen.bsky.social , @iskyrahereah.bsky.social, @ulsterdog.bsky.social, @kenborsuk1.bsky.social, @exploding-girl.bsky.social, @katy-b.bsky.social, that little @dollaryydoos.bsky.social ...that is all

Still thinking about the man at Leeds station holding his newborn in one hand and pushing a pram with cans of Stella in with the other hand

Kirstie Allsopp is unsufferable. I remember how I also once said I wouldn't give technology to children that was back when I was talking about my hypothetical children, not my real children 🙂

hahahah @katy-b.bsky.social

Another day another video of an American eating in their car

💔 #RIPOzzy