Well, if you’re an ancient Egyptian…

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So if you’re looking for music of the season and have a liking for folk music, Folk Alley has their Scream Stream up and running. folkalley.com and if you like, toss a coin to your Witcher.

I don't know where this revisionism has come from about the suffragettes - people saying "if the suffragettes were around today, they'd be considered terrorists." The suffragettes were arrested and tortured, sexually assaulted and beaten by the state. They *were* considered terrorists!

comic book authors: we invented the punisher as a cautionary tale about vigilante crime fighting the director of the fbi: at long last, we are implementing the ethos from the classic comic book the punisher

"If an officer of the law, representing the justice system puts a criminal's symbol on his police car, or shares challenge coins honoring a criminal he or she is making a very ill-advised statement about their understanding of the law." - Gerry Conway web.archive.org/web/20190109...

I’m old enough to remember Pat Buchanan telling his roiled faithful at the 92 Republican National Convention that he would take back our cities by sending in the 82nd and he was so thoroughly vilified for it he was persona non grata for over a decade within the party.

This will end in gunfire, won’t it.

Beyond the fact that legal immigrants and tourists can attend the Super Bowl, I find it absolutely hilarious that they're gonna have ICE harassing a bunch of rich people. Tickets are almost $10k. Please own the libs harder.

Very important, especially that last bit.

Hey Russ, if your erection last more than 5 hours you need to seek medical care. Just saying.

Remember the $5000 we were all going to get from the DOGE cuts? Good times. Good times.

Ah, that grin of the immature mind thinking it just made a profound and groundbreaking insight. He still gets that way sometimes. These are the ravings of a sociopath.

Debating sending another message to my congressman (R) about impeaching this sob. Want to say it's time to stand with the patriots, or be listed as a collaborator. But I haven't received a response to the last 2 messages (even as he states he 100% replies to messages). While most Americans remain

the thing is, the attack lines dont actually write themselves, you actually need democratic politicians to write the attack lines and then repeat them over and over

This is tech/marketing people leveraging decades of science fiction media presenting "AI" as generally encyclopedic and infallible. People think they're getting JARVIS, when what they're getting is the machine version of that annoying dude in your dorm confidently spouting bullshit on every subject

So if the government shuts down, while we still pay the military, ICE is cut off, yes?

“One day they will be dead and gone”

Hey Newt, I remember the 90s. Do us a solid. Go fuck yourself with a broken beer bottle, okay.

Dear Sec Defense, your hair touches your collar and it goes behind your ears instead of above. Please feel free to go fuck yourself. #getahaircut

I wouldn't be surprised if at least one general or their support staff aren't thinking this right now, "Okay, so I need to make sure the briefcase is on the other side of the table leg."

Hey Petey, does it feel good to stand in front of them and talk. Does it boost your own ego. You know they're all sitting there thinking, "this guy is a fucking nut case. His shoes must be slip ons because he has no idea how to tie a shoe lace. How can I protect my command from this jerk and survive

Senator, did you really think that one through? I know you didn't. It's just funny to ask you.

Granted ORD has some very long taxiing times, but we’ve been on the ground almost half an hour now and we’re still taxiing to the gate for deboarding.

Finished The Shepherd’s Crown on the flight. Not his best, but still hit hard. I have other Sir Terry books to read, but that’s the last in the main Discworld Series. Feels like I need to nurse a glass of whiskey on a sun drenched porch to process it.

Ah, now it makes (a little) sense.

As long said at the beginning, this virus will change us.

Screams in Rad Tech, “for the love of Brid, NO!”

This will end in gunfire, won’t it.

Dear mothers, you did absolutely nothing wrong. Please don't think, "ZOMG, I took a tylenol and now my kid is/will be autistic." Ice cream sales also go up in Summer, which is when we have the most shark attacks. It's not like the ice cream is causing the shark attacks.

So how long before we hear the far right talking about how the left was all for cancel culture until it was their warriors being cancelled completely missing that their cancelation is from the top, many of their's cancelled were actual tossed by their corporate owners for costing them too much in

This coming Friday is Stanislav Yevgrafovich Petrov Saves the World Day. So you can plan accordingly to hug a non-microbial life form in celebration.

It's the infinite monkeys at infinite typewriters' joke, but with AI data scraping (and copyright violation) and attending data centers (with increased global warming effects and driving electrical costs higher). "Friends, Romans, Countrymen, give me your ksdlnahish…'"

Works for me

Your reminder that legislation to curb the rights of trans people to use restrooms or do anything else means everyone's behaviour, clothing etc will be opened up to intrusive and unwanted scrutiny and potential challenge in our daily lives. This is not a 'them' issue. Trans rights are human rights.

Robber: wait, this is heaven? St Peter: Well for you we’ve got a special guest star. This is Thoth, and I see he’s brought a special feather with him.

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Bold prediction for 2026, government tofu.

This is all going to end in gunfire, isn't it.

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Sometimes I just need to relisten to my Pink Floyd playlists to help reground me. You can have anything you want. You can drift, you can dream, even walk on water, anything you want. You can own everything you see. Sell your soul for complete control, is that really what you need?

The person being quoted is shitty but he is not wrong; I did not work in tv for 45 years, but I’ve worked news/mag advertising and/or digital marketing for 25 or so - and if you want to grab a media company’s attention by the short hairs, yes: bitch to their advertisers, not their inboxes.

Podcast: “Charlie Kirk would have wanted us to get anyone criticizing his views fired,” says man accurately describing why Charlie Kirk deserved criticism

So lately we've been having power outages every afternoon/early evening. One of the things I did as a councilman was to help fix our electrical infrastructure. First Energy was 2 decades behind their own buildout plans, and so we were underserved (and until we embargoed our electrical payments,

I see a lot of Democrats laughing off the Antifa 'domestic terrorists' designation. You're forgetting MAGA blames "Antifa" for everything including January 6th. Perhaps next 'No Kings Day' they decide it was organized by 'Antifa.' They don't need proof to ruin your life.

letter returned, addressee unknown. (subskeet)

ouch

Maybe 300-400 words, kinda wishy washy. But that’s more than I had yesterday and we’ve gotten to the end of act one (and yes, it’s still Swiss cheese, but that’s tomorrow’s problem). #wip

yep, and it's part of why "branding" get a bad rap when it's actually a fairly neutral concept. But it's often employed in service of "I deserve your money." And if that is your brand, your company will eventual die a horrible death.