star fox takes are either "im not a fan of the new design" or " I need to inhale his balls" with zero in between

Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall

The full gas tank in my Porsche is a bigger flex right now than the Porsche itself

why can't i just lock in god damn

Made a typo while trying to get to the Mr. S website to design a new pup hood and found this bastard instead

Current weight loss method: choose every meal as if I'm planning to get fucked in a few hours

Saw another cyber truck 🫩 Honestly if you drive one I just automatically assume you are the biggest douchebag on the planet, with no remorse Ugly ass trapezoid lookin pile of dogshit

Getting my morning coffee in a drop top Porsche DOES suck there's no cupholders 😭😭😭

Getting up at 6am doesn't suck so bad in a drop top Porsche

FINALLY new rubber for the Boxster. Nitto NT555 G2s that I promptly took for a rip through the woods as soon as I got off work

something to take the edge off

Am I a real furry now, I have cropped porn as my tg pfp

How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽

Fursona in a They/Them/Throat crop-top but nothing else

Genuinely want him to raw me

is he getting hotter?

dad: so whats the deal with the war me: *speaks for 5 min* dad: wow that is an impressive analysis me: thanks I took it from a person I follow online who is a subject matter expert dad: oh whats their name me: They are a cartoon dog wearing underwear as a face mask called Piss Prevail On Earth

Me in my haven (LVFC room) gazing upon my domain (the Alexis Park) as nature thrives as intended (the drunk furry puking in the bushes outside my room) #LVFC2026

If your software asks the user if they'd like to do something and the only choices are "Yes" and "Later" I'd cover my drink around you.

My heart goes out to the Iranian people, and all who have loved ones in Iran. The Iranian people have been made to suffer at the hands of extremists, both domestic and foreign for generations. Whatever happens tonight, you all deserved so much better from all of us.

Not happy to be back in Memphis after spending nearly a week in Vegas. Happy to reunite with my bidet though

Your listening to *weasel dooking* Kb45.06 THE WEASEL STATION *weasel eating egg noise* THE ONLY STATION FOR WEASELS BY WEASELS *weasel shriek* Weaseeeeeel radio 🎵

Apparently eating other furs is frowned upon here at #LVFC so i will be stuck here for the rest of #FursuitFriday 🪡: @ritzcostumes.bsky.social 📸: @thelittledinka.bsky.social

this is literally 9/11

Customer states "I think I need a new tire, I got a flat the other day"

nice.

🚨🚨 Attention TFF: I am looking for a key like this, it unlocks... Uhh.... Something of great value to me Please let me know if anyone has seen it. It is very important that we find it before my flight 😭

Faux pas (pronounced "fox paws")

He’s never had to get a code from Google Authenticator

they call me deodorant because I never get used at a furcon 😢

okay im inspired.

This is why I have absolutely no time for people like Newsom, Buttigieg, or Moulton. You can’t give these Nazi freaks a millimeter on trans rights when they’re literally doing this.

Will the last person leaving Seattle - Turn out the lights?

for those who have been asleep Iran has issued the terms on which it will accept America's surrender. Meanwhile the best funded, allegedly most powerful military in the world is pleading for other nations to help it fight the war

Then let us begin normalizing the acknowledgment and understanding of this grim reality so many have found themselves ensnared in. A large number simply don't know because they're not currently affected by it. The existence of this post alone is a wonderful beginning move.

I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs. This video is lowballing it.

happy international women's day

Me

This is how I feel about the fandom. Somewhere along the way, it stopped being a hobby and started feeling more like Home. Thanks for being my safe space 💙 🪡 @kigurumikagetsu.bsky.social #FursuitFriday

Bluesky keeps feeding me weird lib memes about “”” impeaching the Cheeto felon “”” instead of what I want which is memes about killing him interspersed with men’s nude selfies. Who do I contact about this

Mandating that you all call me puppy more often

He knows what he wants — that knot all the way in. Commission for @thegayflower.bsky.social

We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.

Been having really bad morning sickness the past two days. Maybe I did it. Maybe I'm finally pregnant

Men 💕

Maybe the key to being more comfortably sexual with my friends is to be more gay with them overall. I recoil when friends pet me because it catches me off guard, maybe it's time to embrace the pets

Jokes on you my middle name is recalcitrant