Hear me out...

I don't need multiple partners because I have four hundred pillows on my bed to keep me happy I have a pillowcule

Hi I'm Dinka

This is actually the most badass shit I've seen in eons

COMMISSION FOR @zoeydogy.com 🐕🚗💨

Moms not home, motorcycle in da kitchen 🗣️🗣️🗣️

this is what I think about basically every waking minute

As of yesterday, I've had this thing for three months, and I still can't really believe it's mine

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈I dream of the day when the world can become a place where transgender people can live proudly and freely as themselves, and where they can love freely As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful. I love you all today as well♡

As an auto mechanic, this is my reminder to you that the customer is ALWAYS right, IF they bring 2 dozen Bojangles biscuits!

Happy Spotify Wrapped Day 🎉

Reminder to everyone enjoying and sharing their Spotify Wrapped this year that Spotify is running recruitment ads for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement and despite the widespread backlash they received, they stated that the ads violated none of their ad policies and they refuse to remove them

Michael really knows his way around a sandwich

Bluesky if you make me sign back in one more goddamn time I'll post something vaguely threatening about it idk

i assumed that this was some R+30 district and this guy was a sacrificial badger but it's very much a swing district and now i want the nationwide electorate to swing so far D that this guy gets his ass utterly handed to him by an in-costume furry

“don’t see zootopia 2 in fursuit” fuck you

that awkward moment when you’re out scuba diving and you see adele rolling in the deep

Woah

I can't believe they made the Bluesky logo real

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

That feels about right I think

I think driving a convertible on a cool, foggy night is my new favorite activity

On a road trip, seeing signs for ongoing interstate maintenance that read "mowing ahead" and thinking about all my cat friends

Worth a shot

Thinking I should get this plate for my pee colored car

ATTENTION 👋 ALL HOLES 🕳️ AND POLES ⛳️ ITS ONCE AGAIN 🛑 NONSTOP NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER! 💦 SAY NO 🚫 TO NUT SHAMING 👮‍♂️ AND POLICING 🙅‍♂️ AND BLOW 🌬 THOSE 👷‍♂️ HARD EARNED 💪 EXPLOSIVE 🧨 LOADS 🌊 FOR 🦅 FREEDOM 🇺🇸 STAND UP☝️ FOR NUTTERS RIGHTS 🗽 AND SHOOT 🔫 THOSE ROPES 🪢 OF JUSTICE ⚖️ GOOD LUCK 🫡 AND GOD SPEED 🛐

I wear the leash in the relationship

someidiotwithawrench Dalton Dreihaus

"It’s hard to believe I’m standing in the lobby where the first ever Midwest FurFest took place… because I’m not. That’s in Arlington Heights, which is miles away and hasn't been home to MFF since 2001."

Me @ tops

I love you you stupid bitch

one of these years i'll get a bunch of friends to run a train on me for my birthday

remember, at every job you ever have, you have IBS. it grants you breaks, like a smoke break, but for the real shitters out there

the best thing that ever happened to my wardrobe was my sharp dressed gay boss' hand me downs

locktober L jocktober W

If Tylenol really caused autism, America would have the greatest public transit system known to mankind

Sandwiches...

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

Internalize this. Absorb it into your very being. Cooperating, organizing, and coordinating resistance is NOT a meaningless cause. They just want you to believe it is. Because the second we come together, they *tear* like paper upon us.

I really need you guys to internalize this. Government and corporations ripped Kimmel off the air for lightly badmouthing their behavior. Coordinated pushback by us is what forced them to cave in and put Kimmel back on air. Again. The fascists caved in *due to coordinated pushback.*

Unemployed so I'm dancing around my room wearing only socks and screaming along to my music at 11:51am on a Tuesday

I'm THE Aston Marten

First Boxster road trip complete. 730mi from yesterday evening to now, 1,204mi total since I got the car 8 days ago. It did amazing, way comfier than I could've imagined. Now excuse me while I scrub all the bugs off the front end

I would not — and I cannot stress this enough — trust anything coming from Pam Bondi, Kash Patel or anonymous "internal law enforcement sources." Fascists lie. We have evidence, both contemporary and historical. Unless there is indisputable proof behind a claim made in this case, question it.

Cummed on :(

Charlie Kirk bled tf out and I get to drive home from work smiling in my pretty yellow convertible #blessed 🥰🥰🥰🥰

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