Welp. Okay then. Game over. Their intentions/trajectory were no secret to anyone, but I suppose there was a correlation between just how deep their connections went with how far the knife was buried in my chest. I'm aware of how stupid it was of me to hope they'd behave any different. Bummer.

Alkaline batteries have that ~mouthfeel~

Ladies, gentlemen, any curious large game, I have an announcement to make. As-of last night, I'm officially forklift certified. I understand the urges to drop heavy loads, but I'm dedicated to my loving wife and workplace safety, and humbly request maintaining balance in the gravity of this news.

"The older I get, the more convinced I am that the space between people who are trying their best to understand each other is hallowed ground." - Fred Rogers

Making fart noises on their thigh!

I'll Turn You Into Poetry Don’t get too close I’ll turn you into poetry Your veins will run with ink Parchment for skin Wrinkled and marked Regret, smiles, memories For thoughts

"Now before you do anything stupid" I literally just said to myself while doodling a butt into a meme template for a BSky reply. (In my defense, always make sure you're working on the right layer!) #GraphicsDesignIsMyPassion

Then let us begin normalizing the acknowledgment and understanding of this grim reality so many have found themselves ensnared in. A large number simply don't know because they're not currently affected by it. The existence of this post alone is a wonderful beginning move.

Scars i collect scars sensuous memories of pain guideposts to life long, languid, unrelenting small, mysterious displayed for all to experience hidden deep in tissue fractured followed by myths of how of survival, of existence perfect form marred yet beautifully flawed

Okay, director of Inside Out. 🙄 Then what you did to Elio was (at best) corporate cowardice and it showed in the final result. By joining MAGA’s project of erasing LGBT representation from family entertainment, you are in fact making millions of dollars for therapists!Congratulations 👏

Not to be left out, the CEO of Jack in the Box spits his acidic saliva onto a Bacon Ultimate before sucking it back up through his proboscis #burgerwars

"Either Hellraiser or E.T. Iunno". - @tacorat.com 2026

self quoting bc this thing will never ever stop being funny to me

today is Fuck Off Friday! how are you celebrating?

old ass #clown #art, why not. contains #goreart

Still need to do taxes if Armageddon starts before April 15th? Asking for a Yoshi.

Getting there lol

Just enjoying my special day.

he's not asking

BEHOLD! Jazzy Jambalaya tortilla chicken chunk with scissors.

*sitting in exam room* *doctor enters* OK, so looks like we need to draw some blood. Me: *holding up an apple* Doctor: *recoils* HISSSSS!!!!

she's just the best

Samsung: We're here for you 24/7! Also Samsung: We owe you money? M-F 8am-5pm only. Also also Samsung: Have you heard we're unveiling a new phone? I genuinely want to throw up and die at this point. You win.

Till The Tea Grows Cold **** Death knocked Opened the door Remembering to take off it's shoes Entering, as usually No one invites it in It's socks with holes Toes emerging randomly With each stride Sat politely for tea Sipping with quaint manners As befitted an expected, unexpected guest

Hey #Samsung, I'm on your ass now. All of this over a dead 2TB NVMe drive. Everything you could possibly ask of me is already in the (constantly changing) ticket number you've given me. Not my fault you won't honor your own warranty because AI-today. Where's my money, bitch? I'm not stopping.

Finally put 2 and 2 together today and realized I've spent the past 8 months applying to jobs that don't exist. Oh sure the listings are there (and often reappear on a weekly basis), but there's no actual job, and now I know why. I feel physically ill.

Now c'mon Rich, let's think rationally. Maybe their email AND phones broke. Looks like one guy got a new phone and finally shot a text back. "I don't know what happened". Well, that makes two of us so far. What a mystery to be wrapped-up in! Let's split up and look for clues...

...And still not a word out of anyone. Afraid to speak to me? You should be. I've been nothing but jerked around since October and spent the past 2 months waiting on fucking nothing. Already learned not to get my hopes up, and what now? Assume everything's a straight-up lie? I'm fucking done.

fralnk

Coming as no surprise to anyone, I'm supposed to be starting my job pulling/terminating ethernet at one of ten Target stores being remodeled right now. Ghosted by both contacts last-minute, missing critical information. Here I sit yet again, the punchline to some joke I don't fucking get.

Based on today-events, shortly after waking up.

Mick My world shifted today From a place of familiarity To one a bit more lonely Mick has left the building Bowed out on a final call Leaving only a scent Of memories unforgotten He passed a time ago I found out only today Shared tears and memories With the messenger and made a new friend

My latest culinary masterpiece, grilled cheese in mashed potatoes and brown gravy. Garlic/butter spray on the bread, american, sharp cheddar (x2), american, in that order. Chives and garlic salt in the Idohoan mashed potatoes, topped with instant brown gravy. ...Swear I'm not high! #WolfgangToke

*Announcement* I have been invited to speak at an online meeting of Cartoonists Northwest (USA) on the 21st February 2026 at 8pm GMT! You are welcome to join and hear me speak about my art and how I flog dead horses Sign up here! www.eventbrite.com/e/cartoonist...

Bug-er 🪰🍔 #drawing #art #illustration

Much needed snuggles!

Turkey stuffing and grilled cheese. 🤌

I feel lighter than I have felt in so many months

Oh absolutely HELL no it fucking doesn't! ALL "assistant apps" DISABLED. At the end of my rope with this shit. #FuckAI #FuckGoogle #FuckGemini #FuckOpenAI #FuckChatGPT #FuckJensenHuang #FuckMicron #FuckSamAltman #FuckFlock #FuckPalantir #FuckMicrosoft #FuckCopilot #FuckNvidia #FuckAMD #FuckItAll

like a flag blowing in the wind - Original tentequine post - New rider #art #tentequine

Excellent video (and ideology in general), I've already been practicing much of this for several months. "Quitting" here is a bit misleading, it's the exact opposite in many ways. It's worth a look for those in our 40s, or at least a helpful plan as you move closer to lvl 50. youtu.be/E5Br42hmbyQ

So you've chosen violence... *cracks knuckles*

He should probably cut down on the soda pop.. 🥤⚡

PRO: Managed to Tetris EVERYTHING needed to build a platform for the shed into the Soul, with room to spare! CON: $300 PRO: Don't have to pay labor! ARMS, LEGS, FEET, BACK, STOMACH, ASS: Oh you'll be paying in other ways, sir.