I was shit-canned at this exact moment, on this day, 1 year ago. There will be no celebration. No refreshments nor d'oeuvres. All projects paused and mouth sewn shut until further notice. This is necessary. - ɹ

And for breakfast, just your standard black and blue. (My poop's gonna be your big tiddy goth gf!)

I don't understand Spanish or English, just really like the beat. youtu.be/U738KSw6478

Drink it in #art #DarkArt #horror

Lost another full day. Suspect I know what's happening. Sucks.

@tacorat.com Hey Jeeeeeeenn! :D

And while not required, tipping your artists is always a wonderful thing to do if you can afford it. I like to imagine it makes them do the Snoopy dance.

Meant to post this 8 years ago. Oops. (Was mostly incommunicado during that time anyway). Just more filler material until I have something worthwhile to share I guess. Still proud of it tho, took a lot of practice. youtu.be/dZ5aHuZymeY

Hit the E-stop on the ADHD meds. They're wrecking me in unpredictable ways and I cannot allow that to continue. I'll call the doc(s) when I call. For right now, examining shapes in the ceiling texture.

Just playing about with foliage

I swear there's a mighty force trying its hardest to keep me asleep, and despite efforts to convince myself that this conflict doesn't even exist, there's enough mounting evidence to suggest that not only is it very real, it's winning.

Do NOT call me motherfucker, else... else.... else I'll have to stop fucking moms.

Wife: "We're NEVER doing that again!" ... One pad on my left hand, the other on her right. Turned on the TENS unit and we kissed. HELL'S BELLS I didn't think that'd actually work! XD Dropped it to VERY REASONABLE lip/face electrocution settings and she's still saying no. Sadface. (._.) 💔

Angels on the sideline again.

You can get prints of this (and a lot more of my work) for 25% off this long weekend! 🔹 SHOP 🔹

Jenn and I have been speculating that Jensen Huang is actually being controlled by his jacket like Goob's bowler hat in Meet the Robinsons.

I've made this joke before but I just thought about it again.

I don't "get" the gold bikinis. Just woke from an 18hr cat nap. (Sandman was goin' for the full 24, not today sucka!) Dream had my cousin Brad and I set in Tamriel, clankin' around in armor, him enjoying some upbeat tavern music and several dancing ladies clad in golden push-up bikinis. 1/3

Chillin and smoochin!

So I royally screwed up my main laptop about a month ago while trying to re-paste the CPU with liquid metal and no prior experience with it, shorted things out, thought I killed it, brought it back to life after a loooot of deep cleaning and extra protections. I'm not apologizing for the music.

So the distributor suggested that I "just bend the pins back" on my new waifu LGA1700 motherboard, it's past the return period. This is my first task as COO of [REDACTED]. I'm disappointed that it's not infused with waifu perfume, which I imagine to be on the fishy side. #ITBeLikeThat

I wonder if Bart ever got to go to the boat show. And when I get to go back home.

Me: Ugh why did I agree to drive to Ft Worth for the weekend? Me: It'll be fiiine, don't sweat it. Me: Ah crap, they don't have a bidet! ...C-CANCEL IT! DEAL'S OFF! SOMETHING CAME UP! GODZILLA! 🏃‍♂️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

HI EVERYPONY

The layer of filth and detritus on my person is impressively vile. Like, there's a non-zero chance I'm flammable. It's so thick it can be measured. Feels like I'm sleeping in a leaky wetsuit, slick and flopping around like a fish in my own effluvium. My body and mind are a Cannibal Corpse song.

I hope my song of tines scraping the bowl didn't wake you, I needed to feed. I know the encore of incessant wheezing coughs did though, the tickles of a red pepper flake do not for laughter make. This awful post is another story.

So now YouTube is randomly playing unskippable political ads, which I've already seen a number of times, but one very specific part was changed. The term "crackheads" was used, which YouTube's own auto-captioning censored. (Roku box, no uBlock, sadly). Used to be able to report ads. Game's over.

I forget what's in it. I was angry.

If you value your butthole...

Aaaaand now I'm seeing people intentionally misspell the shit to bypass filters. That's not very cash-money. "Curate your own experience!" Yeah dawg, I'm TRYING to. This is feeling X-toxic rn. Back to my birdhouse. Much to be done.

And it's not working. Welp, no internet for me I guess. Maybe I'll build a birdhouse.

Okiedoke, time to test out muting. This is insufferable.

@bubbagummyeen.bsky.social I did the thing, and the thing was good.

This rubber thinggy came with my desoldering iron and I'm still not exactly sure... where it goes, and I'm afraid to ask. Im sure it's got something to do with keeping me from melting shit and burning myself, and to that, I laugh heartily.

Stays up late and listens to Metric

Shout-out to @theartmanor.bsky.social , got your New Years card today! I think it's SUPER awesome and kind that you do these! (^ω^) It's been a rough time lately, Molte is cheering me on!

I wanted to make SOME kind of art today.

Let's see how badly Guitar Center tries to GameStop me for this guitar I got from them 10 years ago and used less than 10 times. (Didn't know what a Floyd Rose bridge was at the time). Virtually untouched Schecter Diamond Series Demon 6. Haven't even peeled the plastic off the back.

I think the Vyvanse may actually be wrecking me pretty good, to the point depression-Rich steps in and takes over, "improving" the situation by simply shutting me off. Niether of these are acceptable.

Dwellith I, as if... youtu.be/cmUzdM2iYJE

My pink macaroni just spilled all over the bed and @tacorat.com and she's upset with me. :<

K... Krikzz? Who dis? Found this feller hiding inside the FXPAK PRO when I opened it for a cleaning. Checked all my other Krikzz carts and no hidden art, but at least they're getting the DeoxIT Red/Gold treatment and new batteries they deserve. #KRIKzz #SNES #art

Let's just end this and punt my soul towards whatever the next stop is. Be it heaven, hell, or Taco Bell. It's okay if you miss the mark.

Other finger finally closed up just in time for me to nail another one. Jenn doesn't even want me handling scissors rn. I cleaned up the evidence here, but she saw two spots on the floor, caught me hiding in the bedroom keeping pressure on it and without any hesitation, "WHAT DID YOU DO?" (^_^;)

Can't sleep. Fixing laptops. #ITBeLikeThat

Possibly one of my favorite badges I've ever made for @drskorzy.bsky.social, it's based on one time when we were first dating and he came upstairs where we were watching a movie on his computer balancing bowls of popcorn, drinks, and cookies and just locks eyes w/ me and sheepishly goes "SNACKS :3"

Just ripped ass on my vape. Is there a cooldown period before I go putting this in my mouth again or... what's the protocol here? Like the opposite of the 5 second rule? #RipAndRoll #RipAndWait #He-gassen