Calibrated Dark
@vomitsaw.bsky.social
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Identical twins DNI (sorry I just have trust issues)
Welp. Okay then. Game over. Their intentions/trajectory were no secret to anyone, but I suppose there was a correlation between just how deep their connections went with how far the knife was buried in my chest. I'm aware of how stupid it was of me to hope they'd behave any different. Bummer.
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about 17 hours ago
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AMBIEN
1 day ago
Alkaline batteries have that ~mouthfeel~
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Ladies, gentlemen, any curious large game, I have an announcement to make. As-of last night, I'm officially forklift certified. I understand the urges to drop heavy loads, but I'm dedicated to my loving wife and workplace safety, and humbly request maintaining balance in the gravity of this news.
3 days ago
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"The older I get, the more convinced I am that the space between people who are trying their best to understand each other is hallowed ground." - Fred Rogers
4 days ago
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TheArtManor - Fluffy and Comfy!
6 days ago
Making fart noises on their thigh!
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John Castillo
5 days ago
I'll Turn You Into Poetry Don’t get too close I’ll turn you into poetry Your veins will run with ink Parchment for skin Wrinkled and marked Regret, smiles, memories For thoughts
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"Now before you do anything stupid" I literally just said to myself while doodling a butt into a meme template for a BSky reply. (In my defense, always make sure you're working on the right layer!)
#GraphicsDesignIsMyPassion
5 days ago
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Then let us begin normalizing the acknowledgment and understanding of this grim reality so many have found themselves ensnared in. A large number simply don't know because they're not currently affected by it. The existence of this post alone is a wonderful beginning move.
5 days ago
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John Castillo
6 days ago
Scars i collect scars sensuous memories of pain guideposts to life long, languid, unrelenting small, mysterious displayed for all to experience hidden deep in tissue fractured followed by myths of how of survival, of existence perfect form marred yet beautifully flawed
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Birchly
7 days ago
Okay, director of Inside Out. 🙄 Then what you did to Elio was (at best) corporate cowardice and it showed in the final result. By joining MAGA’s project of erasing LGBT representation from family entertainment, you are in fact making millions of dollars for therapists!Congratulations 👏
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AMBIEN
8 days ago
Not to be left out, the CEO of Jack in the Box spits his acidic saliva onto a Bacon Ultimate before sucking it back up through his proboscis
#burgerwars
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"Either Hellraiser or E.T. Iunno". -
@tacorat.com
2026
8 days ago
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Simpley Thom🏳️🌈
8 days ago
self quoting bc this thing will never ever stop being funny to me
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Xeni Flowers
9 days ago
today is Fuck Off Friday! how are you celebrating?
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accurate but unhelpful [commissions open]
10 days ago
old ass
#clown
#art
, why not. contains
#goreart
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Still need to do taxes if Armageddon starts before April 15th? Asking for a Yoshi.
10 days ago
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Earl Grey Memes Melt Tritanium Beams
over 1 year ago
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Hazard
12 days ago
Getting there lol
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Just enjoying my special day.
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18 days ago
he's not asking
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BEHOLD! Jazzy Jambalaya tortilla chicken chunk with scissors.
20 days ago
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𝐵𝓇𝑜𝓉𝒶𝓉𝑜 𝓟𝓪𝓭𝓻𝓮
21 days ago
*sitting in exam room* *doctor enters* OK, so looks like we need to draw some blood. Me: *holding up an apple* Doctor: *recoils* HISSSSS!!!!
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21 days ago
she's just the best
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Samsung: We're here for you 24/7! Also Samsung: We owe you money? M-F 8am-5pm only. Also also Samsung: Have you heard we're unveiling a new phone? I genuinely want to throw up and die at this point. You win.
22 days ago
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John Castillo
22 days ago
Till The Tea Grows Cold **** Death knocked Opened the door Remembering to take off it's shoes Entering, as usually No one invites it in It's socks with holes Toes emerging randomly With each stride Sat politely for tea Sipping with quaint manners As befitted an expected, unexpected guest
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Hey
#Samsung
, I'm on your ass now. All of this over a dead 2TB NVMe drive. Everything you could possibly ask of me is already in the (constantly changing) ticket number you've given me. Not my fault you won't honor your own warranty because AI-today. Where's my money, bitch? I'm not stopping.
23 days ago
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Finally put 2 and 2 together today and realized I've spent the past 8 months applying to jobs that don't exist. Oh sure the listings are there (and often reappear on a weekly basis), but there's no actual job, and now I know why. I feel physically ill.
24 days ago
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Now c'mon Rich, let's think rationally. Maybe their email AND phones broke. Looks like one guy got a new phone and finally shot a text back. "I don't know what happened". Well, that makes two of us so far. What a mystery to be wrapped-up in! Let's split up and look for clues...
27 days ago
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...And still not a word out of anyone. Afraid to speak to me? You should be. I've been nothing but jerked around since October and spent the past 2 months waiting on fucking nothing. Already learned not to get my hopes up, and what now? Assume everything's a straight-up lie? I'm fucking done.
27 days ago
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S E Case
27 days ago
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Coming as no surprise to anyone, I'm supposed to be starting my job pulling/terminating ethernet at one of ten Target stores being remodeled right now. Ghosted by both contacts last-minute, missing critical information. Here I sit yet again, the punchline to some joke I don't fucking get.
27 days ago
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Based on today-events, shortly after waking up.
30 days ago
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John Castillo
about 1 month ago
Mick My world shifted today From a place of familiarity To one a bit more lonely Mick has left the building Bowed out on a final call Leaving only a scent Of memories unforgotten He passed a time ago I found out only today Shared tears and memories With the messenger and made a new friend
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My latest culinary masterpiece, grilled cheese in mashed potatoes and brown gravy. Garlic/butter spray on the bread, american, sharp cheddar (x2), american, in that order. Chives and garlic salt in the Idohoan mashed potatoes, topped with instant brown gravy. ...Swear I'm not high!
#WolfgangToke
about 1 month ago
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Skulls and Sheets
about 1 month ago
*Announcement* I have been invited to speak at an online meeting of Cartoonists Northwest (USA) on the 21st February 2026 at 8pm GMT! You are welcome to join and hear me speak about my art and how I flog dead horses Sign up here!
www.eventbrite.com/e/cartoonist...
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Kass
about 1 month ago
Bug-er 🪰🍔
#drawing
#art
#illustration
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AMBIEN
about 1 month ago
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TheArtManor - Fluffy and Comfy!
about 1 month ago
Much needed snuggles!
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Turkey stuffing and grilled cheese. 🤌
about 1 month ago
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Eri is Batty
about 1 month ago
I feel lighter than I have felt in so many months
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Oh absolutely HELL no it fucking doesn't! ALL "assistant apps" DISABLED. At the end of my rope with this shit.
#FuckAI
#FuckGoogle
#FuckGemini
#FuckOpenAI
#FuckChatGPT
#FuckJensenHuang
#FuckMicron
#FuckSamAltman
#FuckFlock
#FuckPalantir
#FuckMicrosoft
#FuckCopilot
#FuckNvidia
#FuckAMD
#FuckItAll
about 1 month ago
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Xeni Flowers
about 1 month ago
like a flag blowing in the wind - Original tentequine post - New rider
#art
#tentequine
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AMBIEN
about 1 month ago
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Rado
about 1 month ago
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Excellent video (and ideology in general), I've already been practicing much of this for several months. "Quitting" here is a bit misleading, it's the exact opposite in many ways. It's worth a look for those in our 40s, or at least a helpful plan as you move closer to lvl 50.
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Burned Out at 50? It's Time for a "Silent Quit" (Here's How)
YouTube video by LEVEL 50 Lifestyle
https://youtu.be/E5Br42hmbyQ
about 1 month ago
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So you've chosen violence... *cracks knuckles*
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about 1 month ago
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Greenface
about 1 month ago
He should probably cut down on the soda pop.. 🥤⚡
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PRO: Managed to Tetris EVERYTHING needed to build a platform for the shed into the Soul, with room to spare! CON: $300 PRO: Don't have to pay labor! ARMS, LEGS, FEET, BACK, STOMACH, ASS: Oh you'll be paying in other ways, sir.
about 1 month ago
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