You can step in with confidence. You'll see me as clean as a sun! It's me! I clean myself with MAS toilet cleaner. Which removes stains more, which disinfects more, which cleans more, and doesn't damage. Clean us with MAS toilet cleaner! 🚽💋

And to think the most expensive piece of clothing in this picture were the bracelets I commissioned a furry vendor for.

"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"

It was located entirely within my kitchen.

Technically... God's fursona's a pigeon.

Joyce Carol Oates sitting across a desk from Kendrick Lamar: "So I'm putting a team together..." Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door.

tankies running defense for China is literally just that one old joke about the Soviet Union over and over again

American tankie influencer gets interrogated by actual Chinese state police while visiting Tiananmen Square sounds like a comedy sketch and yet it's real lmao www.reddit.com/r/Livestream...

Target's clothing is priced way too confidently. Can you just crash and do an Everything Must Go sale? I love your monochrome T-shirts, but I don't "$10 ea." LOVE them yanno? You had them at $7, you can do better. And lower the cargo pants too, i want one.

The more I read the more this is a "pros and cons" thing. You can't get juice from a stone, even if I wish they'd try, it's obvious this stone just wants to slide over the village with no end in sight. If anything, it could be pdf file time ahoy and a chance to juice harder later.

Being a scare actor in the Halloween season on the peak of the 67 meme with little kids should qualify me for the U Visa in an expedited way (the harm/violence/abuse victim one)

I studied how Disneyland Paris attempted to try this and flopped, forcing them to adjust to cultural cues. Even with Europeans having a bigger social barrier on average than Americans, I know putting it on paper doesn't sit well with anybody.

Can someone tell me how to make fucking Chrome stop deactivating and refreshing my tabs after every 5 minutes of nonuse? The toggle for memory saver is off, but otherwise it still goes on with the nonsense.

Did women ruin the workplace?

Did Oz age 20 years in a span of 10 months?

But Mills, the first governor to sue for trans rights and won, get shat on because she's not a young man with aura (now auraless, useless, and cringe). Let's have some frontal cortex usage, divas.

The Generative machine:

Me when I don't like my school lunch and ask to swap with my bestie

Just one day left to get this comic in book form!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/iro...

CRISS CROSS

Autumn vibes 🤩🤩🤩🍂🍁🍂🍁☕️🍂🍁

One last voting take: Sure, there are high profile personalities going for a city or a state, but it's important to keep pragmatic. Tester in MT, Collins in ME, there are playbooks to each different state. It may not be the overall checkbox, but if it is the best asset one can get there, go all in

I'm sorry, I'm not gonna acknowledge Cuomo atm, it's obvious this is an ongoing humiliation kink stuff for him, and frankly, I don't consent to taking part.

lol @harlowawd.bsky.social has my number

Mamdani Wamdani Wamduigi

wasn't really an issue in the election but low key important that with spanberger as governor D.C. will be bordered by two states whose national guards are led by democrats

Because In C is for any (and I mean *any*) group of instruments, we are accepting *any* and all musicians to join us. If you're interested, fill in this form: docs.google.com/forms/u/1/d/... Come join us as we play communal music!

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Since it's likely becoming a hot-button issue once again, I feel I need to make some things clear as a Venezuelan watching everything unfold. You have to realize, and it may be tough to accept, that the large majority of Venezuelans would be 100% content with the meddling and the regime change.

Me about to give my absolutely lukewarm take. 0% venom.

#Dodgers and #BlueJays

First time in forever going to an asian grocery store Why is it negative 60 degrees. I'm down on my knees. I got shorts on. Dying.

Divah...

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes

Severe resting bitchface but also trying to be an extrovert, so... 4?

Autumn vibes 🤩🤩🤩🍂🍁🍂🍁☕️🍂🍁

On one side, happy Canadian friends. On the other, despondent Seattle-area friends.

Evodently that's @xephersicarius.bsky.social walking away disguised with uo to four diamonds up his ass, why are you so dimwitted, officers?

"Good afternoon, Miss Linda, how may we help you?" "Of course, you'd like to cancel your subscription, but there's no need to call me son of a cunt while doing so, please respect me."

spent a couple hours downtown today and there's a lot of white women in their 40s and 50s fedposting harder than i would ever feel comfortable with this meme is actually just real life

For every mediocre tankie musician there are 1000 supporters for the right cause. Maybe the furries are alright. Still need work, but you're doing the homework.

I had a Full Moon Club jacket, a tanktop, and a LITERAL DOG COLLAR and everyone says I look polished, made-up, and great. Parents included.

Okay but grandmas and middle aged women lowkey kinda carrying y'all

@ibolt07.bsky.social doesn't get bisexual culture

Slowly trying to crawl up from the comedy low point. Felt it went nice enough

Oh yeah, definetly Duolingo decided to fuck its userbase now. 2000 days out the gutter girl bye.

While it's a vegetal swamp monster, the scare actor role they have me on the most feels the fursuit-iest of all the ones I've done.