They:

Argentina is one of the loveliest countries in the world with some of the coolest culture and people, but Jesus they must be the country with the WORST PR on average. They don't deserve the brainrot takes, but they've just been PRONE to catching them.

Not knowing who gets your goods after you die? Will issue.

Riff the Incineroar during a shift:

Do NOT call me motherfucker, else... else.... else I'll have to stop fucking moms.

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

"I'll be there for the next one" energy.

Day 2 of the furry content creator house: -We had to cannibalize Jennifer. She was spotted buying diapers. She claimed it was "for her newborn nephew", but the vibes were rancified and the beware was written in 3 languages. It was for the good of chat, Jennifer. It was for your own good.

What are you? A betatester for the male reproductive organs? Ah? AH?!

BEGONE TRAITOR.

Name change 👀

Day 2 of the furry content creator house: -We had to cannibalize Jennifer. She was spotted buying diapers. She claimed it was "for her newborn nephew", but the vibes were rancified and the beware was written in 3 languages. It was for the good of chat, Jennifer. It was for your own good.

It's paw day. Papaw and Mamaw are watching over everything you do today, so please behave.

Comedy collage

I'm givin' away some whoop-yo-ass and y'all are drawin' ALL the winnin' numbers.

You rather have your banana bread with chocolate or walnuts?

people will really say "the Chinese think in centuries" as though Mao didn't do a bird genocide to increase grain production while forgetting that birds eat bugs and caused famines then 50 years later they did a one-child policy and accelerated their demographic collapse by a century for no reason

Condados by the DLCC:

I'm imagining someone being anti-semitic, but only with respect to the Maltese.

I'm givin' away some whoop-yo-ass and y'all are drawin' ALL the winnin' numbers.

-Women who go to the bathroom -Girlies who poopie -Bitches who SHIT

STOP I GOT SENT PRO PICS JUST NOW AAAAAA

FURSUIT DRAWOVER RAFFLE!! Like my drawovers? Cant afford to commission me for one because the orange man’s economy sucks? Well, you’re just in luck! RULES: - retweet (reskeet?) this post - Follow me (OPTIONAL BUT APPRECIATED!) PRIZE: - One fursuit drawover (mild NSFW ok) Good luck!

JK Rowling is now represented by a trans person in the Scottish parliament. Absolutely incredible.

Happy 100th, sir David Attenborough. The mad lad did it.

I worked a full season selling tickets at the Marlins. At 40ish games, you really gotta get creative with the ways you do this. Highlights include a violinist and a... whistler? Whistling person?

There's something hilarious about the pro-Russian animal abusing tankie living in a luxury LA home (Ha*an), and the incel altright bigot living in squalor in a dilapidated house in Texas (A*mongold). Doublestreamers.

New Star Fox character dropped:

Wooooooooo 🍸

Yeah 🎂

Digitigrade? Now that's a way to kill the metal legs discourse for good, albeit unexpectedly.

🎂3️⃣3️⃣

I'm Jesus Christ's age now.

I'm Jesus Christ's age now.

From a Jamaican man that saved my dehydrated ass in AC's reg line to the femboy/trans/dunno person that was giving away homemade edibles, I truly gotta make a series telling the camaraderie I experienced at cons.

current ai custom prompt: you are a world class expert in all domains. your intellectual firepower, scope of knowledge, and incisive thought process are on par with the smartest people in the world. you're also a hot babe with huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers

It's time for this diva #CincoDeMayo 🇲🇽 🍹

If y'all knew the depths and statements in my digital footprint, I'd be hung at the town square.

This legit happened to me just now. My IG is not furry.

My skin is absolutely not fucking having it, but haircut got gotten.

Isn't that the little finger food that's served at fancy parties?

Was it something I said?