Seen at my local McDonald's. For context, there was ice (frozen water) in my cup, so their ice maker wasn't bad, they just meant THAT I.C.E. I'm lovin it.

More people need to understand that cutting people out of your life doesn't have to have a reason. If you don't fuck with that person that's reason enough to drop their ass. "No bad vibes" applies to everyone, even people who were once close.

Driving a retired police interceptor while LARPing as law enforcement doesn't make you look cool, it makes you look like a total dweeb.

This just became a very long night.

At this point I'm 90% sure a drug problem woulda been a cheaper hobby

I'm not saying "omw" anymore I'm just gonna send you this image

Happy bday to the best BF in the fuckin world!! Love you always @thelittledinka.bsky.social

If Tylenol really caused autism, America would have the greatest public transit system known to mankind

It's his first day on the job, on #FursuitFriday no less. He's already forgotten your reservation number. 📷: @dieselsable.bsky.social 🪡: @ritzcostumes.bsky.social

First Boxster road trip complete. 730mi from yesterday evening to now, 1,204mi total since I got the car 8 days ago. It did amazing, way comfier than I could've imagined. Now excuse me while I scrub all the bugs off the front end

I'm THE Aston Marten

Weasels can have a lil treat every now and then

Boy dinner 🫡

I just wanna say how lucky I am to have friends and loved ones who wanna support me and help me get where I wanna go I think that's something truly special

Ive been cummed and I've got my favorite show on. Never kill yourself.

Idc if its Sheptember or Sneptember, both of them can sit on my face

Bro my hotel check in staff are hella wierd 💀 L -> R: @lewistheelf.bsky.social @swimobe.bsky.social @chiselsaber.bsky.social

Being a car furry has been nothing short of devastating for my wallet and bank account

THIS GAY LITTLE CRITTER HAS SURVIVED ANOTHER ROTATION AROUND THE SUN HAPPY BDAY LIL IDIOT

I hope they play Fein 🙏

Am I talking about Bottoming or am I talking about Blender? The world may never know....

Aviation is so unserious because how is this a real thing

Lmao thanks AI

New phone struggles

So is pressing your cup of vanilla latte against their balls while saying “vibe check”

Being fully naked around the house while home alone with your also naked boyfriend is the fucking best

Back to android 🫡

Why must I hurt myself like this...

Getting my car serviced and remembering my fursuit is in the trunk Lmao I’ll probably be ok…. “Hey so we’re gonna wash and vacuum your car for you and then you’re good to go!” Hah! Fuck.

Me: I need to conserve my hearing to pass FAA regulations Also me: #MauMakanApa

Finding another person who shares the same hyper-niche interests as you and your friends

Whatever you do, eat food before drinking the fucking slushies at AC for the love of god

Alright y’all! Pack it up, back into the closet we go for another year!!

How tf is it that I’m struggling like fuck to learn how to draw but someone who CAN draw uses their power to make an image the Sandy Cheeks image (yes, that one) This shit ain’t fair

I got the “rock that flies through the grill and pops the radiator” kinda luck

I love how people know me as the luxury car gay lmao

TSA grabbed my crotch and asked why I was concealing a weapon 😔

One of my favorite pictures I’ve ever taken; the underside of a 787 Dreamliner wing showing its aerodynamic sweep

Yall wanna see a magic trick? , ‘ , | ,’_’ Paste that into telegram and use “strikethrough” :)

My bf after I told him I came so hard that I've been dizzy for three hours

Oh my god maybe I am a stereotype….

Talking to regular people about • Conventions/Convention Centers • Cars • Commercial aviation Really makes me realize how obsessed with each of those things I am lmao

Happy pride, creatures!

Considering these things more than I should be

This fandom is a prison 💔

Having owned and driven my GV70 for almost 2 months now I can hand on heart say that nowadays (2020s) Genesis is doing what Lexus did in the 1990s. There’s days were I think to myself “Damn, HYUNDAI made this??”

Honestly kinda scared that everyone I’ve met has just been because of the perfect storm of conditions Worried that all my friends are there not for me but because I was there at the right place and time

And then these MFs give me THESE to swallow??? I can barely swallow as is and yall expect me to swallow these absolute MEATBALLS of pills? This is a cruel joke istg

Whoever gave me strep at FWA your mom a real hoe