Me in my haven (LVFC room) gazing upon my domain (the Alexis Park) as nature thrives as intended (the drunk furry puking in the bushes outside my room) #LVFC2026

Yall will not believe the fucking day I’ve had

Well god dammit we fucking did it. 4,609 people. 53% up from last year. I wouldn’t swap the struggles of this weekend for anything. I am so cathartically happy.

I PUT MY HAND IN PUKE I RUN THIS CON AND THE THANKS I GET IS PUKE HANDS NOOOOOO 😭

In the thick of it and realizing I’m doing it all simply for the love of the game

Tomorrow begins this years installment of getting my ass kicked for a week straight, but damn am I happy to do it

He’s never had to get a code from Google Authenticator

No! I will NOT take my car to the mechanic when I am PERFECTLY tube shaped and can crawl into the engine myself!

Me when I fuggin GET U

My cat just stepped on my balls so hard I spoke like RFK for a second

Chewy needs to fuckin chill lmao

Deep cleaning carpet videos are my latest hyperfixation

Just kind of roll me out of here. Breakfast with @noodlething.bsky.social, @vanderthefolf.bsky.social, and @yeenbutts.bsky.social

I passed out like 3 times but here’s your drink~

“Do you think you’re being a good role model??” No. I never claimed I was one or was even trying to be one. Yknow what I AM trying to be tho? Unapologetically ME. And I don’t see shame in that <3

Nvm we’re back

I’ve been put in telegram jail for changing my PFP too often >:( Apparently the AI they use didn’t like that so now my account is frozen

There’s no way they’re selling me at Bass Pro…

Bed after a bath is taking me beyond

Car photography is my passion 🫡

Went here and everyone knew you bro

Old school phonk (901 beats) using Memphis rap has so much more soul than newer stuff ngl

Repost if you'd be shot by the Olympic weasel

Ah shit, here we go again

Happy Valentines to the gayest lil critter I know ^^

I need Velcro shibari - @thelittledinka.bsky.social

Shaving my entire body with a hair trimmer rn because my other razor died I’m in the fucking trenches

Aston Martin COOKED with this design, you cannot change my mind or convince me otherwise

I wholeheartedly don’t understand what people find funny about casual racism. It’s racism nonetheless, why should context matter when in the end you’re still belittling and demeaning others for things they can’t change? It’s really odd to me how some people can find humor in that

Rekindling a connection with a childhood friend of mine. Actually feels super good to have them know who I’ve become as a person and them be a-ok with it

5.0 Coyote mustangs are the Nissan VQ of the V8 world change my mind

I genuinely enjoy trying to be a good person, knowing that I’ve at least made someone’s day just a little better makes me super happy, especially when the world is as tough as it is now

$1,270 for an oil change on one of my cars is absolute WILD work. Why the hell is the oil filter in the middle of all the steering gear linkage?

I think having public transit and nuclear powered infrastructure would fix me

In its natural habitat, in the snow and at a gas pump

MFL suiters WILL be hearing from me tonight i will not elaborate

Not too bad! Most of it just traveling through, visiting friends or going to cons

Does a bottom lawyer call their dick a subpoena?

My New Year’s resolution is at least 4k

Please for the love of god make 2026 the new 2016, I want those vibes back

How it feels to merge onto the highway in a V12 cruise missile of a car

There’s really no better feeling than falling asleep next to your significant other

Moms not home, motorcycle in da kitchen 🗣️🗣️🗣️

I forgot how stupidly fun this thing is, I can’t wait for warmer weather so I can enjoy it more

Freightliner Cascadias are the Nissan Altimas of the CDL world change my mind

I really love buildings that are form over function. Architecture is an art if you give it the right funding

I fucking hate the Kroger people dude like it isn’t even funny anymore

I love how everyone has seen MFFs decision to remove the abhorrent dealer from their DD and is all of a sudden acting like it’s ok… Like bro, yall forgive a place that gives zoos a space *THAT* easily?? 🤢🤢🤢

The 777X better succeed, Boeing really deserves a comeback story imo