Wild that it rains maybe 5-9 days a year here and today was one of them.

Deleted this post about 6 times but I'll paraphrase, I'm doin alright now 🙂

There are no words that can describe the level of pain in my heart. One of my best friends in the world and one of the greatest people in the world. The memories we shared, the laughs we had, and the passions we held together. I will miss you, Moto, forever. I'm so sorry you didn't have more time.

Looks like I got another promise to keep

Uuugh one year from now is the next Godzilla movie and I cannot WAAAAAAIT

He bites off beer bottle caps. Though that may be pretty useful in a pinch now that I think about it 🤔

Made some tomato-less curry earlier and it was... Meh? Didn't suck, but nothin to write home about either tbh

Kitti

I somehow got holes instead of chimes but this is so funny to me I'm leaving it 🤣

Nooooo this windstorm knocked one of my wind holes down 😭

Damn straight 😤

Oooh tattoo artist like 3 miles from me is doing a spring sale on custom work 😗 the prices are insanely good too

Watched The Boys with a friend, who's never seen it, last night and the quote of the night was "Is that his dick?! It's almost as big as mine 😃"

I fucking love doing this to people in VR

Something bad happens to you… Normal Person: Man, this sucks. I am sad now. 😞 Coyote Pilled Therian: Hahahahahah, bad things happen to coyotes all the time and it is coyote nature to both be favored and unfavored by the universe. This is very species affirming and I’ll laugh through tough times!

because @guttersnipe.bsky.social remindedme to post the blank because i totally forgot 😂

Anyway! here is more info about m'kinks no one asked for 😀

Damn! Just got a quote for how much it would be for the full meal deal to outfit my truck for handling my mobility. I knew it'd be expensive as fuck, and it's actually less than I thought. But DAMN it still stings to hear. Wonder if i should start a go f...uck myself i'mma hustle this 😤😤😤

Today i learned i talk in my sleep 😅

Almost fell for a phishing email 😑 needed an account verification link and one popped up immediately after they sent it but it didn't feel right that the company wasn't on it so I inspected the link and sure as shit 😮‍💨

Okay the last scene in this week's invincible was just unnecessary. I will not be elaborating further for those who haven't seen it yet but you'll know what I mean once you see it

The dingo urge for an Escalade V painted and wrapped with Exploud colors and graphics with 4 18"s and 30k watts 😮‍💨

Would clappable be the opposite of clapped? Clapped in reference to something being busted and not aesthetically pleasing at all and clappable being a synonym for "would"

Fucking christ. Extended warranties on your car are a goddamn scam. Got a buddy who's claim is getting denied for a blown motor because "checks notes" the valve gasket was leaking which was from the engine overheating thus it was a negligent failure on his part leading to the mechanical failure 🤬

*reading a werewolf book* -Lady falls in love with hot dude - yes good 😃 -Hot dude is werewolf - excellent 😁 -Falls for three other werewolves - uh oh 😧 -They're all down for a polycule - oh fuck YES 🤩 -The werewolves are all brothers - ahh hold the fuck up, y'all gonna have brother-cousins 🤣

"yo phor what is with your obsession with extremely baggy clothing? Like the oversized shirts and hoodies and sagging pants are a bit much aren't they?" Thank you for asking, no one at all! 😃 Should I randomly TF into some kinda werebeast, my drip will remain in tact and I'll still look fly as fuck

Happy 16th Birthday to MFY! Lets hope for 16 more!

had to break up a plane fight at the airport today not on my watch ✋

I can't be the only one that pretends to clutch kick when the plane goes throttle up for takeoff

I DID A BURNOUT AND RACED A FERRARI TOO?!? TF DID I DRINK?!?!

Apparently I played tag last night... And (metaphorically) broke someone's ankles I have become a legend with the hotel staff 😌✨

Ooh! Floormolly 😃

THE KING HAS RETURNED

I think my second favorite anime trope is, in the worlds full of consumable energy as the main form of the magic/ability system, when people run out they just throw hands. JJK does this best but when I saw it in frieren I was incredibly hype "I'm out of mana but I'm not out of options" type shi

LVFC room legit

Been getting a lot of salvia tripping stories on my feed and I'll be honest. Most of these are bullshit and they talking about an Itachi level genjutsu and it's close but not that 🤣

What a wild way to approach someone

Omg these are the clouds that I aspire to paint with aerosol. I tried the 3d style and it was honestly mid. But I think I need to revisit that and try some more

remembering that time a furry brought their dad to a fur con and tweeted about finding their dad hooking up with someone in their hotel room anyway, you should bring your dad to LVFC. I bet he’d have a great time

God the last time I was in vegas it was with my dad and we went to the casino and he was being foul mouthed and loud (go figure lmao) and the women were actively avoiding him. So I got to say "my father in christ, you are literally scaring the hoes"

TOTALLY got clocked as a furry by the guy wheeling me around the airport. I don't know how because I am not that obvious but he was a furry too so it probably was a lucky guess 😂

And finally... Freedom 😌

Okay fuck this my flight is in 12 hours. I'm done fucking around 😡🤬

Alright... Time to get serious. Mangled the lock pretty good so I need to pry it open now 😤

Well that didn't fuckin work 😭 #owwie

Okay now that I'm awake, time to fix this issue. I'm starting with bricks because momma didn't raise no bitch (she actually didn't raise me at all but you know what I mean) LVFC is this weekend and I'm trying to FUCK

Happy Wednesday 🥰

Hmm so apparently I am a "mouth inspection bottom" and man I wish there was a better/sexier word for that. Something cool like how "frotting" isn't called "external genital mutual masturbation" >:T

Not Tapping the sign, I'll beat you over the head with it. The internet is already going to be useless for the next week, We don't need people being jerks too. The thing about pranks is that it's only a prank if the target also thinks it's funny. Otherwise it's bullying. #vtuber #aprilfools