This movie is making me think of highschool and holy shit I have no idea how I ever graduated. I went to 5 different highschools by the start of my junior year so I fist fought A LOT with no consequences. When I moved out in my junior year I lived with furries so I became the school alcohol dealer

I entirely forgot Chris evans was in Not Another Teen Movie. And I can't stop laughing at Captain America in this role 😂

Cooking day today. What am I making? Fuck if I know lmao but I got a whole bunch ingredients that are a few days old so better use them up

If I get back into Pokemon I will probably nickname the next Pokemon I get with Self destruct or explosion "IHYNLD" 😂

Thread of the scam call. If you want to hear him fall apart it'll be the last vid lol

LMAO that ended with a BANG! LMAO lemme edit this really quick so we all can laugh.

Currently wasting a scammers time for calling me (i did confirm it's a scam) and recording the conversation. I'll probably edit and post it to my socials for awareness but i am SERIOUSLY pissin this dude off 😂😂

Woo! Took walking away and returning several times but I'll take it!

Ooh! Just thought of a new years resolution. I want to finish my Warlpiri translator/dictionary 😗

Alrighty, how hard could it be? 😅

I think imma try and figure out a Rubik's cube this year 🤔

There is something ethically wrong with a dealer trying to sell a 🅱️ivalo at ANW. There's a difference between a kid who didn't know better trying to offload one on marketplace and an approved fandom dealer trying to profit of my character likeness via bootleg in a con Dealers Den. Shame.

Took a nap and had a dream I was eating shepherds pie... ....now I want shepherds pie but I have no potatoes 😞

Local place near me finally delivers seafood boils 🤔 now are they any good is the question

Back from the desert what did I mi- well shit 😒

I should get a treadmill

High confidence my neighbors know what song I'm playing

my favorite video i made this year

Decided to turn on some elite entertainment 😌

Steez... 😒

This anime really is adorable. It reminds me a lot of the first couple episodes of Beastars, except it doesn't have a small thot girlfriend that's been ran through more than a Boston marathon finish line (which is still 3 less than @shimimarui.bsky.social on weekdays) 😊

Made the mistake of going onto the Erewhon website and I'm not paying more for an ounce of granola than I would molly. Jesus 😂

I have just been informed that there are people out there who refer to romance novels/games as "cliterature" 😂

I should've used a bigger pot 😅

How im walking out of 2025

This is the game that got me started with beatboxing. Rahzel has always been goated

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Guys I got an idea! Does anyone wanna take a road trip right quick? :3

Alright back into the ice with you 😠

Got a wild hair and was curious how well I could pick myself up off the ground. Tried it a few times to get my technique down before I stopped and asked myself "did I seriously just practice falling down?!" 😂😂

This is so fucked but I can't stop laughing at it

The NFC West this year is fucking terrifying... Then there's the Cardinals 😂

He looks silly but he’s having fun. Happy holidays to all! 🥰

$50K for a stock 240sx... ...you must be be smoking that crack+ premium deluxe edition my guy 😂😂

*dingo shaped lump on the couch* DONT ASK ME TO DO SHIT ELSE TODAY ZZZZzzz....

Bam! Alaskan Cod and lemon with roasted brussel sprouts on top of more roasted veggies. Home made bread with olive oil and balsamic vinegar and up top is a olive and caper relish... ....and piss rice >:3c

Is it really Christmas Eve if you don't cook your rice in urine? 🧐🤔😂

Starting to cook food for today and it's calling to me like the green goblin...

Theoretically a sound at 1100db potentially could create a black hole. So, in theory, I could clap my cheeks with enough force for a black hole to collide with my black hole and tear the fabric of time and space so that I ca-... *Shepherds hooked off stage*

idk why I did this

I totally forgot they do this. This is so cute 😂

It appears Santa is north of Alaska 🧐 Scramble the Raptors at once! 😂

Listening to music while cleaning and "Randy Marsh" by Digbar came on and entirely threw me off 😂 had to change the song because WTF (Do NOT listen to this song in public or without headphones, trust me)

Grabbing food to cook tomorrow and I think fish is going to the main course. Actually gonna put some ✨ finesse✨ into it too. Just... What kinda fish 🤔

Beyonce is a coyote and I can't explain it

Everything reminds me of him 😔

Ambulance drove by an set off a howl with every neighborhood dog >.o