spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"

Even back when they handed George W Bush the White House, it still used to feel like we had a Supreme Court. Now we have a Supreme Corpse.

A fellow furloughed coworker posted this. Laugh so you don’t cry.

Ronald Reagan said it. #NoKings tomorrow 10/18

You. YOU

As if irony isn’t already dead, the Hatch Act violation on the DOJ website, which blames Democrats for the shutdown, appears on the page advising DOJ employees they are subject to the Hatch Act. joycevance.substack.com/p/a-note-abo...

Our cities aren’t war ravaged. They’re ICE ravaged.

They're about to shut down the government to protect the Epstein Files from disclosure. Whatever is in the files must be so unhinged as to be beyond imagination.

Autism was discovered in 1911. Tylenol was invented in 1950. Not distracted. Release the Epstein Files.

Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe. And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.

Dutch late night TV has its take

Excellent question.

I was thinking about the Epstein files and their release when I realized I have heard anything about our 90 deals in 90 days. I wonder how that's going.

Where is Trump’s attention to this matter?

Republicans: Mass shootings: “it’s the price of freedom. Send thoughts and prayers” Homelessness: “Deploy the National Guard”

Why TF isn't MSM reporting the hell out of this? "Israeli government official arrested in Nevada in internet crimes against children sting. Tom Artiom Alexandrovich was released and returned to Israel after being charged with luring a child for a sex act."

Sunday!

Can you hit repost? Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat. My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and follow me?

Turns out the best way to make a deal to get out of your child sex trafficking conviction is to have one of your clients get elected president.

Underrated tweet.

On this day in 1868, the 14th Amendment was ratified. The text is just as clear and relevant today as it was back then. Donald Trump is trying to erase this.

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He said he wanted to be a dictator This is the essence of dictatorship Meeting peaceful protest with military force

Well said, Albert!

jesus: *using like a ton of coupons at cvs* customer: who’s that clerk: it’s christ. the redeemer. *annnnnnnd send 🙏🏼*

This is how headlines should read if our news media was actually doing their job.

To be fair, the rest of the universe probably thinks this is for the best.

Hope this helps.

Trending joke in Germany today: “What borders on stupidity?” “Canada and Mexico.” 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 😆👆🏼

So good. 🤡 @brendanvduke.bsky.social

Currently appearing at UK bus-stops. More of this pointed ridicule, please.