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You can only keep three. Goodbye meatless Monday.

*chuckles in alligator tears*

Absolutely true

Is this real? I’d love to send this to my Trump worshipping Dad!

Only a tight group of people qualify for this award.

Please don’t do this 😏

This should be a survey

A government of the stupid for the stupid.

Chuckles in kegstand

A fascist nothing burger.

I’m a finalist for the Wendy’s Baconator Peace Prize. 🏆

Don’t even think about putting them anywhere but on the tree.

*subtle wink*

Today feels like a good time to remind everyone that Joe Biden never had hide the monthly jobs report.

Mediocre at best.

Ugh! She’s back.

The cockwork orange scandal.

Yes Grandpa, that’s the Oval Office. You’re doing great! I bet you get a perfect score on that MRI today.

To be a fly in the wall.

This isn’t a difficult concept.

Tom gets stomped by a lake.

No caption necessary

Embarrassing

Things could always be worse.

J6, the attack of the honky Kong traitors.

I don’t even try arguing with these morons. It’s an embarrassing cult.

Hilarious and sad all at the same time.

The current state of the White House is a perfect metaphor for the current state of America under Trump.

They should put search and rescue on standby.

I wonder if anyone ever told him.

From DC #NoKings

BOLO

I’m telling my kids this is RFK Jr.

Sad pumpkin sounds