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There is just no way that you are the pine-scented air. she/her my biz www.bloomstreetpackets.com
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My cat is acting like I didn’t just literally put food in his bowl. Eat your food you fat lard!
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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈
7 days ago
Congratulations everyone
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Hung out on the Oregon Coast this weekend and checked out Tunnel Beach at high tide.
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Seek discomfort frfr
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ArtButMakeItSports
8 days ago
Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative
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ArtButMakeItSports
10 days ago
Sunflowers, by Joan Mitchell, 1990-91, 📸 by @tiltoncreative
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Dreadnought Holiday
11 days ago
Not saying it's looking bad for him, but in a Leicester car park right now...
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Ken Jennings
11 days ago
Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,
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I once went to buy ink for my printer and it was more expensive than a brand new printer with ink, so I bought the brand new printer instead. All of this is to say, no one wants your free broken printer, Janice from my buy nothing group.
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Tainted Love, Soft Cell. And not because I’m even trying.
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15 days ago
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Apps for dinner!
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17 days ago
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yes, and . . .
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18 days ago
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Straight up trolling.
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18 days ago
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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH
18 days ago
Pam Bondi is literally saying what does it matter if we let rich men rape and traffick kids if the economy is doing well (it is not). There it is y'all. Naked, unabashed late-stage capitalism.
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Way more nefarious than exploiting the customer to justify lower wages to employees who rely on reviews for raises.
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20 days ago
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Kevin M. Kruse
23 days ago
Olympics announcer just said "we're not Yoda, we can't predict the future" and I could feel a million nerds cry out in pain.
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Burn it down.
23 days ago
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Has never heard (listened to!) women talking and it shows!
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27 days ago
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“A judicial finger on the constitutional dike,” is quite the sign-off.
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27 days ago
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Me: Yes! Thank you. Also me:
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Brandy Jensen
about 1 month ago
Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
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Merriam-Webster
about 1 month ago
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Raising a glass of Herb Erflin . . . ger fruit wine to the indomitable Catherine O'Hara. 😭
about 1 month ago
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This is why they think Mpls protestors must be paid because they can’t rally support for anything without paying for it and can’t fathom how anyone else would, either. See also, The Escalator Ride of 2015.
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I heard this was funny.
about 1 month ago
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So she was 17 and now she's 18, right? RIGHT?!
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the Mountain Goats
about 1 month ago
it is beautiful how we are having another moment of Bluesky unity. everybody basking in the glow of how Ilhan Omar was very visibly gonna punch that dude in the mouth
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Charlie Hebdo
about 1 month ago
ICE 👉 Dossier Municipales à Bordeaux : l'écolo au galop 👉 Procès Marine Le Pen : c'est la faute à l'Europe ! 👉 Festival d'Angoulême : Charlie débat avec d'anciens Grand Prix En vente mercredi !
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Tim Onion
about 1 month ago
Certainly appears moms with whistles won the Battle of Minneapolis.
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Rebellions are built on ope.
about 1 month ago
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Cranky McCrankymom
about 1 month ago
It just cracks me up every single time when they're like "BUT HOW COULD ANYONE DO THIS???" Dude. My dude. I see you've never been part of the PTA when they realize they need $3000 for the senior field trip. And you've certainly never met Romancelandia.
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Olga Nesterova
about 1 month ago
Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
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Amanda Mull
about 1 month ago
Really hard to look at this and all the other examples of bravery and kindness from ordinary people in this moment not think also of the tremendous cowardice exhibited over the past year by some of the richest, most well-protected people in business, media and politics
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Andrew Tobolowsky
about 1 month ago
I keep thinking about this fact that his last words were are you okay and hers were I'm not mad at you and it feels like a weird coincidence but it's just a reflection of the fact that the people who are coming out to take care of their neighbors are good and the people who are after them are bad
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From Alex Pretti’s parents.
about 1 month ago
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Kelly Barnhill
about 1 month ago
"Oh my gosh, it was so nice to see you! Have a lovely day, fuck ICE!" "Oh you too hon! Stay safe in that traffic, fuck ICE!' - two older Minnesota ladies, bidding farewell after the protest
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MeidasTouch
about 1 month ago
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Margaret Killjoy
about 1 month ago
Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
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Duchess Goldblatt
about 1 month ago
Any leftover bits of Wednesday can be scraped right on top of Thursday and warmed up. I've done it myself a thousand times.
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Praying for Canada and everyone who stands with them.
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about 1 month ago
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Patrick Monaghan
about 1 month ago
Friend’s extremely Minnesota protest sign
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Maybe It Will Happen Today
10 months ago
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Posting a car picture I took.
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about 1 month ago
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Getting suggestions on places to stay in Genoa and just read to avoid one area unless I like "dense, medieval chaos." I mean, maybe I do?
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same.
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Julie Butcher 🌴
about 1 month ago
“Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.” ~ Martin Luther King, Jr. Happy MLK Day, you'all 🤍
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Marie Le Conte
about 1 month ago
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
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This, this, one hundred times this.
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