The moment in the movie where Lindsay Lohan realizes she swapped bodies with the FBI director

WHAT

i smell a pulitzer

2025 is off to a weird start

oh thank god. wait

in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:

Either Threads has the dumbest users, or they’re all masters of posting brilliant engagement bait to get people to reply angrily

Frequently wonder how much celebrities and public figure get paid to create a Masterclass®

Sure did. Here's the full res version that's been living on my phone since they announced the contest.

Happy new year from this lil lemon pig

My main hope for 2025 is peace.

respectfully, [disrespectful]

One of the proposed new Illinois flag designs, out of thousands submitted

No, autocorrect, I did not mean to type Seasonal Allegories

extraordinary feat of Americanness www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

One of the simple pleasures of the modern age is getting a tech person who really knows their shit to solve your issue. So refreshing.

Just learned this red part of Australia somehow does not have statehood but this green part does and I am shook

A Democrat just flipped a Republican seat by 187 votes in California. Your vote matters. Vote every time!

Now that Biden has pardoned his own criminal son, nobody can say ANYTHING when Trump does the same exact thing in a couple of years. Thanks Joe!

There’s got to be a German word for the situation where you order food at a cafe and you give them a fake name because your real name is unusual so you don’t want to spell it out, but then later they’re calling your fake name to pick up food and you totally forgot what fake name you gave

This is considered fascinating now? God I feel old

“…The campaign’s internal polling never had Harris ahead of Trump.” It sounds like Biden’s decisions both to run again and to stay in the race so long when his trajectory was clear dug a hole Democrats couldn’t get out of. www.huffpost.com/entry/kamala...

did the fancy boy thing and self verified my account with my website

Saturday project: mounting this magnetic knife board between two cabinets. Only took about 3 years after first having the idea to save drawer space in my tiny kitchen…

Audiobooks are so cool. I listened to an entire book on tape over the course of this past week while I washed dishes and did other chores. And because I used the Hoopla app through my public library, it was 100% free!

One reason Trump wants recess appointments is to avoid having Dem Senators read out quotes like this, and ask the nominee to respond

AXIOS: “Here are the planned members of Trump's second administration linked to sexual misconduct allegations.” @axios.com www.axios.com/2024/11/20/t...

obsessed with this because putting on a bald cap instead of shaving your head is less like solidarity and more like “this is what you look like to me”

BIG NEWS: A Wyoming judge just struck down WY's abortion bans. And get this: The judge invoked a constitutional amendment codifying a right to make health care decisions... that was passed in 2012 by conservatives who thought it'd screw Obamacare! Just backfired. We explained this lawsuit here:

No idea why Facebook is showing me this but his spelling of the number 230 took me out

[guy who is in charge of naming fruits but has only seen an apple so far] uhhhhhh how about we call this one a “pine-apple”

Harris helped save the teamsters’ pensions and their membership preferred the candidate who wants to take away their right to organize. They didn’t care.

This got 400,000 likes on Facebook. People are so disconnected from growing food that they believe AI bullshit showing strawberries come from trees.

Kinda funny how all the news is about El*n having major influence over Trump’s transition, meanwhile JD Vance has absolutely disappeared into thin air

Oh god Trump’s doj is gonna be there for the end of the marijuana rescheduling process, and a bunch of idiot young voters are gonna give him credit for it aren’t they

nobody: really no one: hollywood: anyway, here's the absolute dumbest movie imaginable

Occasionally I remember that Nixon won re-election too, and did not resign in disgrace until halfway into his second term in office This is how popular his re-election campaign was:

Feels like this is all building up to something bigger. What will the last nomination be?

“Listen pal if anyone is going to grift by pretending to be an ineffective Special Counsel it’s going to be ME!”

Well, have I got some good news for you…

It is truly exhausting to post on three different microblogging apps all at once

Finally watched Wes Anderson’s first feature and his least Wes Anderson-y film, Bottle Rocket (1996)…. And I think it might be my favorite of his?

86% of Democrats hope America has a woman president in their lifetime. Just 26% of Republicans do.

Trump filling out his cabinet and adding Matt Gaetz as AG:

Just checking in on Trump's cabinet nominations...

When you recognize someone’s username from the other place

This is like going to a new school in the middle of the year

HBO or a streamer should really make a prestige tv show that takes place inside the Supreme Court. Such fertile ground for high stakes drama— it’s one of the least understood and most secretive parts of government!