thinking about the doomed yuri episode of Deep Space Nine again

Doll Parts would be a great song about transness if Courtney Love wasn't a chaser

we should have a spelling bee for adults

We're getting far enough along to have newer examples, but I'd still like go reiterate that pro-trans-rights democratic party candidates and trans candidates outperformed Kamala Harris everywhere they ran in 2024

running fur public office exclusively on a platform of de-enshittifying Grindr. fur too long we have allowed our most vulnerable citizens to suffer under the rule of capitalists who couldn't care less if they actually got laid or not. well no more. i care about you. you deserve to fuck.

as New York City mayor, Mamdani needs to fund and creates a state sponsored "lesbian Grindr" with rich taxpayer dollars. THESE are the real issues plaguing our great nation, and they MUST be resolved ASAP

I've reached the point in my transition where I'm like "fuck, I don't look like a man anymore :/" but then I realized "fuck, I don't look like a man anymore :D"

Dick Cheney's last words were "Satan has WMDs"

I think it's really funny how I bumped into my old manager from my last job at the grocery store earlier today while I was in full goth girl mode (I was deeply closeted while working there) and she didn't even bat an eye, she was just happy to see me. Truly a real one.

"could you imagine a world with transgender for everybody?"

I may have accidentally become the most prolific poster on T4T. If you're trans and not already on there, what are you doing? t4t.social/@subarudyke

Imagine waking up in the ER after swallowing a dozen of these

It’s bad out there y’all. If you’re in RP, West Ridge, Edgewater, Uptown, Albany Park, Andersonville, Ravenswood, Bowmanville—be alert and warn people

food for thought: dyke bowling alley with $3 PBRs.

New bumper sticker ideas: - "If you can read this, your headlights are too damn bright" - Chicago Cubs World Series Champs 2124 - "Phish sucks, tell your dad"

my child will not be given an iPad. they will be given a Nintendo DS and a copy of New Super Mario Bros, the way the good lord intended.

This is peak printer. It will outlive your grandchildren. It will survive an atomic blast. They still make toner for it over 15 years after release. Why do you need to print in color, anyways?

couples costume idea

8 years HRT

I relearned middle school level Photoshop and all I made was this lousy bumper sticker

do magnemites dream of electric mareep?

Just fucking use HTML https://justfuckingusehtml.com/

happy birthday to my son, Laserham Lincoln. Created August 30th, 2024 in a crappy Photoshop clone on my phone. My magnum opus, truly.

I'm also pretty active over on T4T these days. It's a pretty cool app if you're trans and weird like me. t4t.social/@subarudyke

my pronouns are she but not her because I'll never be her </3

album of the week: Splendora - In The Grass. Kinda grungy, very queer. This band also did the theme song (and a couple others) for the show Daria, but this album came first. It's a great album cover to cover, if you're into the sound and vibe.

I've recently switched to a trackball at work and honestly I don't think I'll ever go back. If this thing had a scroll wheel it would be perfect. I have a different Logitech mouse at home with the infinite weighted scroll wheel and that's literally all one of these needs.

if only it were that easy

"I got that dog in me" the dog in question:

"mom, I need you to come pick me up from school, I threw up after running the mile"

"mom, I need you to come pick me up from school, I threw up after running the mile"

I'm finally getting around to this dumb thing I left on the back burner - would anyone be interested in stickers if I got them made? 3" wide, perfect for petty vandalism. Was thinking $2-3 each plus $1 for snail mail per order. If this is a thing that you want on your things, lmk!

cars can smell paychecks

🏳️‍⚧️ !!!!!!

Tonight at 8 PM I am featuring on a FREE comedy show put on by Uptown Comedy in #ButteAmerica at the beautiful Covellite Theatre with the very funny Alycia Travis and Paul Rowley, hosted by KANE! Check it out if you're around!

Hey y'all, sorry to be doing this again but rent is due in a few days and I highly doubt I'm gonna be able to cover it all myself. I've just moved, I lost my car (wanted to pay rent instead of having it), and I'm unemployed until 6/2 at the earliest. I currently have $219.61 of $985.

need to get a bunch of stickers (3 designs, 2.5-3", ~50 of each) printed for my next big comedy adventure. who's that magical intersection of good, fast, and cheap? No StickerMule, obviously.

Roombas are digital horseshoe crabs.

"The Devil Went Down To Georgia" implies that Georgia is lower than Hell.

Your sound card works perfectly! #GilbertGottfried

The Sonic + Knuckles car from Lamborghini has been REVEALED

my favorite part of looking for a job right now is determining how low I'm willing to go. so far, it's somewhere above "used car salesman" but it's getting closer and closer to that point.

if Pokémon was even remotely realistic, everything would just evolve into Kabuto

the girls? they just want one thing. to have fun. imagine that.