Tik tok i miss u😭😭

I plan on falling in love to the point of no return this year

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I definitely forgot I had this app……

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I could be so drunk that I sleep with all my makeup on and I’ll still wrap my hair

I really think that people who don’t tip are fucking bums and losers.

I know my family tired of me watching Wicked. 😧

I’d take your dreams and make them multiply. 🖤

Get on your knees and grease my feet 🗣️

Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider Girls go to college to get more knowledge

And I’ll never forgive you bean for brains c00ns for how yall treated Blue Ivy.

No one talks about how sensitive a Taurus’ sense of smell is. I was gagging yesterday because I caught a whiff of Taco Bell.

If I say post-pandemic Taylor Swift shouldn’t be in your top 5 #spotifywrapped will *that group of people* jump me?

Never beating the just a girl allegations…. #spotifywrapped

Billboard to announce the #1 pop star of the 21st century tomorrow.

IT’S MY SPOTIFY WRAPPED AND I NEED IT NOW!

That super trendy nail color everyone is getting for fall

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Me at work, not working...

I hate when the closest show is MetLife. Like PLEASE CHOOSE MSG OR BARCLAYS INSTEAD WHO TF WANTS TO GO TO NEW JERSEY????????

Alex Consani becomes the first transgender woman to win Model of the Year at the 2024 Fashion Awards.

Don’t tell coworkers your business, don’t gossip about coworkers bc the moment they can use it against you they will.

the sunday scaries are hitting 😭

When people say Drake is playing Chess it reminds me of how few people know how to play Chess.

13 years ago today, Ariana Grande tweeted about how playing Glinda in ‘WICKED’ would be her dream role.

Has anyone gotten their Spotify wrapped get?????? Before I get mad????

my DP fantasy I fear…..

Get on birth control or use your butt PLEASE Married or not, birthing a child with nothing established for your own is unethical. I don’t care if I have my first child at 45. I’d rather that over having a child in my current circumstances.

I don’t receive eldest daughter (mis)treatment because I made to clear to my family from a very young age not to play with me.

Ain’t got no tea on me, this hoe think she TMZ

Every day almost

Beyoncé is expected to be named the Greatest Pop Star of the 21st Century by Billboard.

‘GNX’ by Kendrick Lamar has received over 55 MILLION streams on Spotify on its fourth day. It is on track to be one of the biggest streaming weeks for a rap album ever.

Note for the upcoming holiday season,,, some of us are on a sobriety journey and mocktails or non-alcoholic beer options make a big difference 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is all the knowledge we could find, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing today, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like

This is so hilarious because all I see are millennials and I’m searching heard for my gen z’s and zillennials

Hopelessly devoted from grease just does something to my brain. I love that song.

Kendrick Lamar beat Drake in a rap battle so thoroughly that Drake called the police. I will never stop laughing about this!

tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times

Cognac!!!

y’all are too quick omg 😂😂😂