it hasn’t even been 24 hours and i just broke up with my gf 💀

my saturn return begins tomorrow 😅

and this is why bluesky is superior.

this venus/mercury retrograde + aries eclipse is NOT for the weak 😭😭😭😭😭😭

not my sister sending me a birthday text a whole month early 😭💀 at least it’s not late 😂

the weather is giving kaytranada!!! summer is approaching!!!!

al green did the right thing to stand up against fascism. the other democrats should’ve walked out with him…

did i just see a FLURRY????? wtf is going on texas 😭❄️

crazy how this is only happening to passenger planes and not cargo planes….i’m no conspiracy theorist tho 👀

it’s too early to be dealing with microagressions at work 💀 can y’all please spell my name right and leave me ALONE!

and just like that i’m a whole girlfrienddddd 🤭💗👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾✨ lesson: SHOOT YOUR SHOT!!!!!

FIX MY PHONE FIX MY PHONE WHERE IS MY CODE??? 😩

BEYONCE WHERE IS MY CODE????? IM ABOUT TO LOSE IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

cry harder patrick 🥹🥹🥰🥰

too far !

STOP LMFAOOOOOOO

GO MF BIRDSSSSSS!!!!!

MAHOMES POR FAVORRRR

GO BLACK PEOPLE!!!!!!

mahomes rn 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

okay wait y’all-

i can’t wait to see mahomes crash out 😂😂😂😂😂😂

DID THAT. NO NOTES!!!!!!!!

take a shot every time mahomes get sacked 🫶🏾

“say drake”

everyone is tired of mahomes LMFAOOOOOOO

again, sza was the mole.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

she played the long game 😂😂😭

yeah lemme go ahead and get those kendrick tickets

that’s how you win a rap battle 😭

SERENAAAAAAAAAAAAA

he said HEY DRAKE 😀😀😀

is that paris choreo i see???? 😩🔥

i want to unsee that seal commercial 😭😭😭😭

went to another shop and i guess they fixed it 😅 why is finding a reliable tech is so hard in houston???

i went to get my nails done and the tech decided to be creative instead of doing what i asked. the manager said the tech did the set exactly like the picture…cousins do my nails look like the picture???? 💀

DOECHIIIIIIII 🥹🥹🥹🥹

nah bc what????????

the way i’ve already booked a hotel, ordered two fits, and took out a loan. i have to be there 😭

beyonce girl i got a dollar

just unprovoked 😭😭😭

Oooooh WEEEEEE @clubbing-guy.bsky.social

whew i thought i lost y’all 😭

CHEETOLINI

evil isn’t even the word.

without downloading new pics where are you mentally?

yes????? 👀🤔

felt like this for years until i started dating women and then it all clicked 🤪💗👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾