thinking about this again

i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer

violence

If you posted anything about that yellow shit stain today I’m soul trapping you in a crystal and shoving it up my ass I’m sorry for any collateral damage, it just needs to be done

Listen I’m not asking yall to stop being mentally ill, I’m just just be more funny about it, if I see anything else that’s vaguely shaped like Isabel from animal crossing I might hurt myself and others

I’m so tired of the performative outrage posts about performative outrage clogging up my feed, I’m just gonna block anyone who isn’t actively crashing out or posting toxic yuri

I think I got soul raped by the blue man group when I saw them live back in 2014, it was all downhill after that moment

This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...

The small dog is starting to get the sneaking suspicion alcohol is substance equivalent of gambling, the small dog feels like she over did it tonight despite not going that heavy, the small dog is now incredibly cold laying in bed and has a headache, the small dog still wishes you all a merry crimbo

Again, I look forward to the Navy either: A.) developing this into a hopeless, useless boondoggle that never gets built; or B.) developing this into a hopeless, useless boondoggle that builds exactly one (1) hull and then is cancelled - in both cases wasting billions of dollars. As is tradition.

Life and death of a parking lot rat kid

I just need to lock in next year, i just need to lock in next year, next year will be the year, i jus, i just need to lock in a little more

Israel rap Jewish Monday afternoon

Gf and I were joking about osama bin Ladin action figures and i decided to look them up to see how much they cost, i found, this, i, ohmyfuvkinggodlmafo

God fucking damn it

Ayoo Spotify?

What the fuck is happening in Europe, not the dan schneider special

They are fallowing me

Mmmk

Sitting in a town in Spain waiting for a bus, a man just took a cigarette, ripped it open dumped the tobacco into a cone, took a photo of his shame, started blasting the doors on his phone, and hit me with the smell of the most rank tijuanan road ditch kush i have ever smelled, fucking *awsome*

Can I be a highbee yet? :3

Airploonr

Posting a old thirst trap because I’m bored and fishnets look good on me :3

“We need to do nanking on your asshole” - Lucy danger Skel, 2025 @lucyskel.bsky.social

She found another girl to bite her dick, fuck my stupid tranny life

Oh I got out yesterday, but the hospital stole my fucking shoes! Rip toe bean converse 2025-2025

Bluesky is so nice holding all these things for us, so helpful, I hope it’s arms don’t get tired tho :(… but it must get really really buff lugging around all this fag slop

Bluesky wait hold this idea for me, I’ll come back for it later: Remember to write “snuff bait” on your air-soft helmet cover :3 Thanks Bluesky

Can’t escape chasers in the fucking psych ward, fuck my lifeeeeeeeeeeee

Scarcely have I been more terrified as I was today when a 6ft 7 dude who easily doubled my weight came up to me in dirty hospital gowns, made small talk for a few moments, then abruptly asked “can I have sex with you”… fuck this place man

It’s crazy I can literally post from a psych ward, I wish I had some good hole pics it would be really funny, but they taped over my camera, fuck my stupid chud femcel trans doggy life

The woke mob (my parents) canceled me (are concerned for my health) and reported me to the jannies (are driving me to the er) because I was too based (crashed out and hurt my self) 🙄

Fucked up on that something, eating evil tacobell

She put a 🔻over my heart 😭

Getting a ranchy paw job at the long horn stake house

When I were a lad this was our meme and we were grateful for it.

I should get one of those knock off golf war Bart shirts and turn it into a crop top

Being trans just to psy-op my therapist into misgendering me and feeling bad about himself

??????

Me after getting railed at the orgy: “oh, s, sorry, I was being too loud, was I being annoying? Do you all hate me?” Girl who I was making out with: “what?” Girl who sank her nails into my back: “not at all!” Girl who is currently getting eaten out: “h~huh?” Girl who fucked me: “yeah tbh it was”