Jellybean the Beauty Queen got her glamor shots the other day thanks to a friend who also does people/pet portrait photography

Doin' farm dog shit

The world is shit so here's my latest foster puppy Jellybean

Christmas card on recycled paper, 1933 americanhistory.si.edu/collections/...

If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

We went to a little Xmas art market by Rolf’s during our break and one of the first houses we walked in had this… 😒

Last night I dreamed there was a nest of bats by my house that also somehow looked like fluffy little kittens & one climbed up into my truck &I got scratched and had to get post-exposure rabies shots. I warned everyone, watch out for the bats that look like adorable kittens; they could have rabies!

"The One Where She Changes My Life"

Of you see this, repost with your positive model of masculinity

¡BASTA YA! - Cain Culto and Xiuhtezcatl youtube.com/watch?v=wKQO...

BREAKING: Riverbottom Nightmare Band just announced a 12 night Sphere residency.

FIFA President: You get that Peace Prize for Trump? Sculptor: Sure did boss, real fuckin zombielike, just like you asked. FIFA President: what

Happy 6th b-day to Harper, the Semiaquatic Shenandoah Lumber Spaniel! The puppy who made me break my promise not to get a farm dog just because I'd moved to a farm has changed my life in ways I never could have imagined. I look forward the adventures that await us on your next trip around the sun!

This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.

@ouinne.bsky.social my time on Bsky has been limited over the past couple of years but I just happened to catch a recent post about the passing of Vivi and I am so so sorry she is gone. Probably the thing I miss most about Old Twitter and the early days of bsky is your posts about your puppers.

I use Claude (an AI) to scan my posts for spelling and grammar errors. On the most recent post (about the East Wing, link below), I got a really amazing addendum. www.pbump.net/o/yes-most-a...

As my industry collapses, a new career opportunity emerges....

Comin' out of her shell and she's been molting just fine Gotta gotta grasp her cause she's soft & mine She started out as a zoea, how did it end up like this? She was only a zoea, she was only a zoea Now I've deposited my sperm and she's hardening up While I'm staying near shore & she's swimming off

Got a ton of pix from my trip to WA where I got to spend a week in the house that isn't mine yet b/c the pieces aren't in place to close - there was a major septic permitting issue that lead me to revise my offer down & with the house under forclosure things move slow. Anyhow here's Wonderwall

This 1911 book shows that taking photos of cats and furnishing them with an amusing caption was a thing long before the internet... https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/kittens-and-cats-a-first-reader-1911-cats-and-captions-before-the-internet-age #InternationalCatDay

Incredible capture of Spork doing Speed Retrieve a couple weeks ago. Incredible play of reflection and refraction--the reflection water dripping off his chin...you can even see his two little chin whiskers and their reflection!

We only rate dogs. This is the goth cousin of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. Please understand it's not just a phase, and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (credit u/vincidelaunc)

Another Sunday chilling in the splorshmobile between rounds at a dock diving event with my ride-or-dies. Clear skies, low humidity and 78 degrees, couldn't ask for better weather in early August in the mid-Atlantic

THE GRAMMAR POLICE ARE REAL

Big news for your pal DrLith: after 10+ years of perusing real estate listings in WA/OR, I happened upon the right property/right price/roughly the right time and am flying out next week to close on this diamond in the rough 20 minutes from Mt. Ranier Natl. Park. vimeo.com/1078558982?s...

Getting my dog to give up the chicken bone she stole from the trash

I don't have pep in my step I have dread in my tread, a grudge in my trudge, woe in my go

Inside you, there are two wolves.

I've started offering beginning dock diving lessons at the pool I practice at, and Wednesday I had back-to-back Winstons during the Golden hour and then a pair of Westies, one of whom actually kind of liked the game and the other of whom was pretty unsure about the situation.

Tired: maligator Wired: petabytes

at localhuman industries we pride ourselves in asking the big questions

Change is possible

Its the Summer Bowlstice

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" I asked your parents and they swear they raised you better, what a disappointment you are

Drought conditions have been tough for the marshmallow farmers, but with all the rain we've been getting this year, the farmer across the road has already gotten his second harvest of marshmallows and will be able to put away a third harvest by fall.

Do the crime, do the time

Went out for birthday brunch with my best gal at Bistro 112 in Shepherdstown & then a little shoppy shoppy on German Street. We picked the same entree & she's been getting into fancy bar soap & if you'd told me 10 years ago that she'd turn into her own mother like that I would not have believed you

I am the eggman

Harper is back on her bullshit again.

Spork smashed his speed retrieve personal best by 1.2 secondss, won 1st place overall in both Extreme Vertical and the Iron Dog three-discipline event, and we won more prize credits than we spent in registrations. Harper did some nice practice jumps and had one round of speed retrieve. A good event!

Back on our bullshit again.

Important rehab milestone

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They may be trashing your 401K, but at least you can get one of those jobs in a meat packing plant or t-shirt factory that they're wresting back from illegal immigrants and Chinese factory workers!

9 weeks post-op on her 2nd TPLO (13 weeks after first one) and the Semiaquatic Shenandoah Lumber Spaniel is back in action doing what she loves best!

Tartan Week seems the perfect time to photograph the wonderful and inimitable Alan Cumming. What an amazing experience working with such a creative and giving person, especially with fantastic stylist Cynthia Altoriso who arranged the shoot and fabulous HMU Damian Monzillo. Many more to come!

It's carpenter bee season, motherfuckers

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