The alien has a heavenly voice. Like Urkel. And he appears every Friday night. Like Urkel. youtube.com/shorts/yYFC4...

Virginia Republicans now through November 4th

I hope my friends at CBS find amazing new opportunities on their own terms in a very rapid fashion.

I hope every beltway journalist and pundit who gave project Trump’s role in 2025 plausible deniability despite the word Trump appearing in it hundreds of times is never able to sleep through the night and they step on multiple legos every time they get up to use the restroom.

Will the last person over at Post Opinions who thinks Katharine Graham and Ben Bradlee were the good guys turn the lights out?

Again, the entire DC press is wired for the GOP. Politico's Hill reporters have always been among the most wired. And then you get to Rachel Bade. Entirely different category. Even Jake Sherman says, how can I match that?

Every Democrat in leadership hand the mic to AOC challenge please.

"Republicans run the entire government but can't keep it open" That's it. That's the whole story.

🎼 After chasing sunsets, one of life’s simple joys is playing with the boys! 🎵

yeah, this is hegseth straightforwardly announcing that it is free play time for bigots in the ranks. and together with his comments on standards, he clearly wants to purge as many women, black and brown people as he can from the armed services. a white man's military.

man i am begging some of y'all to read and care about policy because i have read some troubling stuff these past few days

Happy Fiscal New Year’s Eve!

Elect the human equivalent of a wounded rabid raccoon, expect a massive rabies outbreak.

I think I read something like this with my browser on private mode on [url redacted] in my 20s.

Forget @weatherpeens.bsky.social … we need [email protected] today

How will they top this moment?

Repeat after me: people hate this mad king shit

Every: January 20, year divisible by 4 + 1 Media on Dem POTUS “They now have to govern for a divided country who narrowly elected them, and win over conservatives ” Media on GOP POTUS “They got a historic mandate to do whatever the fuck they want, screw any moderation”

separate from everything, the idea that 2020 was a squeaker but 2024 represents a historical mandate will simply be the death of me

Oh the dumbest people you ever met are going to be so mad about a Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show.

Wait? A blocked FG for a TD is only two points?

Some personal news…

The small market TV station cosplaying as a major market TV station just ran a package previewing an event. That already happened. Earlier today. And has been done for 8 hours. Amateur hour.

My goodness, the transphobic ads the GOP candidate for Governor in Virginia is running are repulsive and full of lies.

This is where I remind people that The Hill is owned by the same Nexstar Media Group that was in the news the last week and a half because they led the charge to get Jimmy Kimmel removed from ABC.

He is more than welcome to buy a used ENG van and hang out near it with the mast raised to full height during a Thunderstorm.

The former Denver TV traffic reporter?

Mickey > Perry

Kimmel isn't enough, Sinclair. I demand you send a beer to Dylan Mulvaney.

Concerning

My assumption of what happened: Bob Iger and Mickey Mouse's legal team wrote a really threatening letter with terms like breach of contract and liquidated damages. If there is one media/entertainment company corporate legal team in America you do not fuck with, Disney is it.

Weakest consumer confidence since May.

Pretty sure Usha Vance personally lobbied for the upholstered furniture tariff.

Can you imagine a world where James Comey just kept his fucking mouth shut from October 2016 - present?

I mean, just tariff the blue bag, Swedish Meatballs, and lingonberry jam while you’re at it.

A person on the broadcasting subreddit has this fantasy post of ABC/Disney buying dozens of TV stations because of the events of the last few weeks... And, how do I say this. Disney buying a boatload of TV stations in 2025 equivalent of doing dialysis on a 20 year old cat.

The 8kun presidency feels like an understatement.

Mainstream political media is not equipped to communicate the basic realities of life to people whatsoever because it prioritizes power's interpretations of reality over verifiable facts.

They really are just recycling the guest stars from round one of this hell. Coming who knows when: a very special episode with Anthony Scaramucci.

God I want to see Elizabeth Warren grill Perry Sook, David Smith, and Chris Ripley. (And yes I know that’s Kate McKinnon as Elizabeth Warren in that gif!)

if you think Joe Biden on his worst day was in the same galaxy of cognitive decay as his successor, you're as embarrassing as Trump is

Every time I’m in a media training session and the trainer shows @kylec.bsky.social’s 2012 unscheduled interview with Mike Coffman where the only repeated answer is “I stand by my statement that I misspoke and I apologize.” I am amused. Also, a fantastic “don’t do this!” lesson.

This so-called rapture could have been an email

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

Can you feel the Ken(vue)ergy? That stock shorting by WH insiders Ken(vue)ergy?

AUTISM IS NOT CAUSED BY VACCINES OR TYLENOL FFS

Harrison Butker, the back-to-the-kitchen, women! Chiefs kicker developing a version of the yips where he keeps missing chipshot kicks far to the right, is one of the funnier developments of this year. Six mandatory workplace DEI workshops will fix this.

It really is like Nixon live blogging Watergate and the journalism establishment saying eh, what can you do

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X