me: why am i so anxious!!!! also me: 9 cups of coffee before 11am

very unclear and honestly concerning that I’m not see more go birds today

this city pisses me off so much lol because what do you mean you’re explaining the GS pay schedule to a 6 year old at a coffee shop

really helpful graphic for those trying to understand their options (legend for the map is in the link)

“I expect container volume to ease through the rest of the year, especially against last year’s unusually high comps.”

Earlier this year www.semafor.com/article/04/2...

i wonder if drinking 19 coffees a day, and not sleeping more than like 5 hours a night, is starting to impact my health. not sure though.

hello eye twitch my old friend

generally not good if your car like traps you inside or whatever www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

"america loves cocaine again" is a headline i did not expect to see in a major newspaper today lol

Those South Korean workers we detained? We made them lick water. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/17/o...

NEW: The labor official fired by Trump over a jobs report that he disliked made her first major comments since that ouster. She warned against politicization of data, and described an agency facing severe shortfalls, particularly in staffing, since DOGE www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/b...

go birds say it back

NEW: The Trump administration filed an emergency court motion that could block Lisa Cook from attending a Fed meeting next week on interest rates. The request aims to stay a lower court ruling that blocked the president from firing the governor. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/09...

NEW: Tariffs are everything to Trump: He says they can raise money, spur deals, boost industry, combat drugs, aid political allies, and push nations to change laws. So the Supreme Court's decision to weigh their legality is a major test for his entire 2nd term agenda www.nytimes.com/2025/09/10/u...

NEW: The Trump admin just filed notice that it would appeal a ruling that would allow Lisa Cook to remain at the Fed as she contests her firing. A judge late Tuesday allowed Cook to serve, for now, while arguments in the case play out. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/10/u...

something must happen to a person's brain when they log in to linkedin because no human speaks or writes this way naturally. the hell is wrong with some of you.

A German teen told Meta's child safety researchers his under-10 little brother had been sexually propositioned multiple times on its VR platform. Meta deleted the evidence. New internal whistleblower docs indicate that was part of a broader cover-up: www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...

i will never forgive dc for changing these damn bus routes

NEW: Last time the U.S. reported poor job growth, Trump claimed the numbers were rigged and fired the official overseeing the report. Today, the numbers showed the labor market again under pressure, undercutting the president's claims to the contrary www.nytimes.com/2025/09/05/u...

yea so listen like it is kinda weird in retrospect that i had to listen to hours of commentary about two men spitting on each other this is a football tweet, by the way

honestly may do crimes if the eagles lose tn

if the eagles lose tonight to dallas to open the season, and i do something unspeakable in protest, will one of you come bail me out of jail yn

good morning go birds

New: Trump to ask Supreme Court tomorrow for "expedited" review as he looks to overturn ruling that found many of his tariffs to be illegal www.nytimes.com/2025/09/02/u...

listen sometimes one simply has to shamelessly listen loudly to the shameful emo music of their youth ok??

Back in June, I wrote about how the WH was laying the groundwork for its use of the “pocket rescission,” which you can see here for a fuller look at the legal issues at the heart of the matter www.nytimes.com/2025/06/17/u...

one fun thing about the new acela is that it is currently both more expensive and slower than the old acela, how fun! www.wsj.com/us-news/amtr...

our modern day always on existence now requires us to have additional technology just to mitigate it, which is to say, tech companies created a problem so that they would have the opportunity to try to solve it www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/f...

Five years ago, YouTube suspended MAGA propaganda outlet OAN, saying it was not an “authoritative” source of information. But today it celebrated a carriage deal beaming the network into millions of homes on YouTube TV. The timing is no coincidence, via @status.news www.status.news/p/youtube-oa...

“.. ‘I am not able to serve in this role any longer because of the ongoing weaponizing of public health,’ Daskalakis wrote in his letter.” @reuters.com www.reuters.com/business/hea...

i cannot wait to file an expense report for a shocking number of 10-cent charges for all the times i have refreshed a pacer website today

Today, the U.S. doubled tariffs on India. Soon, it'll end an exemption that helps Americans import stuff bought online without incurring tariffs. And later, tariffs are coming on chips and furniture and more. So here's the latest version of our big tracker + map: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

if this ever happened I would actually genuinely riot

it is shameful to ask about a celebrity engagement at the white house, i'm sorry, it is. shameful.

Fed Governor Lisa Cook to Sue Over Firing, Asserting Trump Abused Power www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/u...

carly rae is the soundtrack to today's fed reporting, you heard it here first

Lutnick has been defensive on CNBC this morning, amid questions that Trump is looking to take stakes in companies. Distilling his view, the Trump doctrine now is that they expect firms that want to do something that's "not allowed" -- or those getting substantial federal aid -- to pay something back

Trump Says He Is Removing Lisa Cook From Federal Reserve Board www.nytimes.com/2025/08/25/u...

NEW: After U.S. takes stake in Intel, Trump signals the WH could pursue similar investments in other companies. That kind of intervention in private business, which could be risky, is also a radical departure for a party that has preached free markets www.nytimes.com/2025/08/25/u...

truly if you want to see the worst version of my perfectionist, indecisive self, just come with me to a paint store because OOF this isn’t going well

Trump Threatens to Fire Fed Governor, Escalating Pressure on Central Bank www.nytimes.com/2025/08/22/b...

i am aggressively stress eating today help

Europe Gets a Written Trump Trade Deal, With a Caveat for Automakers www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/u...

no one is going to listen to this, least especially those who run college j-schools, but y'all should spend more time teaching your students about how to cover courts and less time on some of the other silly stuff. because every reporter is a court reporter now, whether they know it or not

Congressman’s Stock Trades Draw More Scrutiny After Key Votes www.nytimes.com/2025/08/16/u...

hello hey hi hello how is everyone today

How is this defensible www.reuters.com/investigates...

We've all been there