this reads like an April Fools gag

when in doubt: movies 🧡

i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable

she go vince on my gilligan til i pluribust

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"

Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information! Silicon Valley, 2025:

at some point i should get around to catching up on jojo part 9 but the constant misgendering for dragona in the fan translations

Bill Clinton should take one for the team and say it's real, especially if it isn't

this is a major blow from trump

if we play our cards right we can get the president to angrily tweet the phrase sloppy toppy in all caps

DOCTOR (WPATH): IF YOUR E2 IS OVER 200 YOUR HEART WILL EXPLODE AND YOULL FUCKING DIE IMMEDIATELY ME: Im consuming 800mg of caffeine a day ALSO DOCTOR: maybe take it easy idk, you do you champ, might be a problem later or something I wouldn't recommend it but I mean it's whatever

Never forget the same people defending pedophilia have spent years trying to convince the public that drag queens and trans people are a threat to children. It’s all smoke and mirrors to allow the real predators to roam free.

‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet: “Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”

“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938 zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context

Megyn Kelly has law degree and was an attorney at Jones Day

best movie of the year

the vet wrote in one of our ferrets’ charts “patient was wiggly” and I keep thinking about how cute that is

Absolutely amazing YouTube thumbnail I just saw

A middle school boy created deepfake AI CSAM of his fellow classmate, a 13 year old girl. The girl pleaded with the school but they did nothing and instead put her on a bus with the perpetrator. She ended up hitting him and was expelled but nothing happened to the boy. www.wsaw.com/2025/11/12/g...

genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other

lol

[ #zeroescape ] to the girls that were: 9 years ago

"This could take down Democrats, too." I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office. Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.

CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret

yeah it's honestly so wild! to me that the new york times circa 2019 is writing articles about how the internet is making kids trans meanwhile their writers are emailing The World's Most Well Known Child Sex Trafficker like "heyyy buddy,,,, how's it goin friend!"

A whole lotta liberals who were willing to take Epstein’s money turning off their phones tonight.

Just by sheer chance we are always exactly one vote short of doing good stuff, and one vote over the line to do bad stuff.

Avatar: The Last Airbender, Book 2: Earth

movies rock shoutout to movies

pov: someone flirting with me just started a sentence with “I asked ChatGPT” and they don’t know what’s about to happen to them

Heimlich never saw a penny for his maneuver. But he didn't do it for the money. He did it to hump people

Pearl of the ocean floor, For now, free to explore, But remember, vow, Return thy shall #ocsky #dndart #traditionalart #art #skeleton

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

make sure you leave your senators a good night 'you should be spending life in prison on treason charges' voicemail

MONSTER HUNTER DOTA 2 COSMETICS, ALL MY HOBBY THINGS KEEP COLLABORATING, JOCAT STAYS WINNING

Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.

yo wtf Dota x Monster Hunter crossover

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@schumer.senate.gov congratulations bozo