1950-something

overall the feeling you get from planet earth in 2025 is like watching a tv show six seasons after it got bad. nothing's funny and everyone's got weird plastic surgery faces

What if Fargo'd was a verb?

There are only two types of products and services now: outright scam and pseudo scam (where you're like ehh technically I got something in exchange for my money but cmon)

I feel seen

Before you click "post", take one thing out.

Good evening, USA!

It takes a lot for me to DNF a movie, but, like most Zoom meetings, this one should have been an email.

*you're

The only thing we're celebrating is a long weekend

Doing it right

Looking forward to this!

Primary them all.

Important:

tech bro is short for technically broken

what if backrooms but with colors

HANK HILL: ACROSS THE PROPANEVERSE In which I discuss my theory that every episode of King of the Hill takes place in its own separate timeline. There are, of course, certain canon events...

The average American has three friends

Media? Love it! Social? Hate it!

‪Dev Patel is set to star in and direct a new revenge action thriller ‘THE PEASANT’‬ ‪The film follows a shepherd in the 1300s who embarks on a rage-fueled campaign against a group of mercenary knights who ransacked his community‬

Chug a lug, Mariner! It is because of this movie that Smeat exists! (The movie is Waterworld, btw.)

He looked at me

RFK Jr.’s lies about autism are disgraceful — and I won't share them to spread misinformation. He consistently undermines public health and reinforces dangerous myths. In Illinois, we stand with those with autism, and I’ll keep fighting for inclusion, science, and the truth.

Just a reminder: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. lacks formal education or professional credentials in critical scientific fields such as biology, neuroscience, psychology, psychiatry, immunology, virology, epidemiology, genetics, pharmacology, or medicine.

Autistic kids are not broken. Not less. Not damaged. They experience the world differently and that’s not a flaw. The real issue? A world that isn’t built to include them. Change the system, not the child.

Congressional Retirement 2026. *Any* congressperson over the age of 60 gets primaried.

CHECK IT OUT, DOGGS, I'M MOVING IN SILENCE

If Soundwave came out in the 70s, he'd deploy 8-track tapes

My get-up-and-go is currently smaller than the close button on a mobile ad, but a week ago it was non-existent, so that's something

Abolish April Fool’s day. Society has moved past the need for April Fool’s day

We are Bluesky and we're here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff

Everything—every single thing—is a trauma response

there's gonna be a national lethargy that kicks in as more people ask themselves what's the point of doing anything when the most powerful people in the country are on a wrecking spree

Butterfly of doom, fuck off

this whole thread

Knowing Things has ruined my life

Happy 311 Day to those who celebrate

OK, algorithm, I've seen that tsla graph about eleventy nine billion times now. I'm really happy the line goes down, but where are the cats and herons and shitposts and literally anything else? Sheesh!

*you're

These USSA flag colors really pop!

Tucked in

MSNBC. CNN. NYT. WAPO. All compromised. Corporate anything is not your friend.

This is one of the central themes of Twin Peaks: The Return.