@porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social Halloween costume confirmed

your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow

Guess we’re doing this trend again (2010-2024)

Does this angle make me look fat?

Gays, we MUST get this to 10,000 signatures ideas.lego.com/s/p:ade8101b...

C*taco vanilla ice cream is ten times denser than any other ice cream out there

I don't think about the sexual partners I've had in terms of "Body Count." Instead I add up all their weights and contemplate the Gross Tonnage

Starting up my library book hold/queue - what have you read lately that you really enjoy?

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...

These suspenders do a lot of heavy lifting

Congrats, specifically, to the hoolie wooder Eagles fan

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Fat whatever Friday

I may be unbearably sick, but so are these titties ✌️😷

Describing @lardrox.bsky.social

Throwback to this summer

Not the bumper stickussy

Dads in Boston describing their gay children

Describes some of y’all

please rise for the national anthem

Taking the bf to Culv*r’s for second lunch

Oop 45, just 11 or 12 years off

Today’s #tummytuesday brought to you by g*lden eggnog

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Homemade Jarness™️