Cooking in this heat, call me Roast Beef

New custom reversible harness from my favorite leather tailor, Sylus! Check him out on Instagram, sylussfortay!

Fat Countertop Friday

Any volunteers to rub my belly after lunch? 😇

Candid shot admiring the azaleas feat. belly button shadow

I was reading brownie recipe. Paparazzi was taking photos. 🍪🐽

If you rub it your wish will come true 😘 #tummytuesday

Tummy Tuesday. Have at it

Born to draw handsome fat men

12 months and 45lbs later. Can’t wait for the next photo in this comparison 😁

There have been reports of a strange phenomenon of ripped jocks suddenly turning into burly bears happening in gyms worldwide! Symptoms include: instant weight gain, beard and body hair growth, possible baldness and memory alteration. Please stay safe! #bearification #weightgain #transformation

This is fuckin crazy

… 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻 … (THICK Thursday for the muscle chunks)

Hey yall this is your chance to show the trans community you really are an ally and you're not just saying it for brownie points!! -Do not support ANY of this -JK Rowling has said on numerous occasions that her income goes DIRECTLY into anti-trans legislation in the UK -Seriously. NONE. Of it.

Tummy Tuesday feat. aspiring big big boy

Tuesday

Getting ready for Christmas 🎅🫃

I'll do you one better and show progressive growth belly 🐷

Democrats:

Still fat af. Ready to push it even further.

Chugalug! It’s fat bear season 🐻🐷 onlyfans.com/italianhoagie

Weird getting woofed at by someone who’s blocked me on other apps

The full weight of western capitalism is about to laser focus on NYC. The robber barons failed to win and will panic. They will sabotage NYC because the system cannot allow Mamdani's term to be successful. They cannot allow people to believe things can be better. Your job now is to hold the line. 1/

What perfect album came out the year you turned sixteen? It’s a tie

morning hair with morning thighs 🍽️

Gainer brain going strong

Cool

Hmm. Shirt's not staying tucked in like it did last week. It's an old shirt so it couldn't have shrunk in the wash...

Wooooooooo spoooooooky belllllly!!!! (I’m very low effort today)

Picture taken by the adorable and superkind @tiramitchouche.bsky.social 🤩🐷

Autumn styles. This jacket is getting small fast. 😤🐽✌️

Looking fat and handsome today~

FASHION

In the mood to have this tank rubbed

Round goals

By popular request

Happy Halloween!

@porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social Halloween costume confirmed

your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow

Guess we’re doing this trend again (2010-2024)

Does this angle make me look fat?

Gays, we MUST get this to 10,000 signatures ideas.lego.com/s/p:ade8101b...

C*taco vanilla ice cream is ten times denser than any other ice cream out there

I don't think about the sexual partners I've had in terms of "Body Count." Instead I add up all their weights and contemplate the Gross Tonnage

Starting up my library book hold/queue - what have you read lately that you really enjoy?

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...