Some bear penis for your Friday

Hi it’s been awhile

I’m so lucky to have this incredible man in my life. Happy birthday @thebrisket.bsky.social ! 😘

I really need to try to post more free content social media- I’m SO grateful for everyone that follows me online! Please like, comment and repost so I can see how far my posts reach- it’ll motivate me to post more free scenes for you to enjoy!!! Biggest Brisket Hugs!!!

Four days since my last scroll and I really don’t miss it at all. I don’t want to be all preachy but if you feel like you want to get rid of IG, I recommend it.

I deleted instagram. I am using a third party app to make promotional posts for my band, but I’m tired of having it on my phone.

Nub.

Gumbo. I never realized just how important the parsley is. Gumbo is dense and dark and heavy and the parsley balances it out a little.

I made chicken and sausage gumbo.

It’s the Meh Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

Meatheads 🥩 W/ @thebrisket.bsky.social

Butt

4 inches of trouble

*in the parallel universe where people still tell Chuck Norris jokes in 2025* Chuck Norris could beat a Jet2 Holiday

My theory on why 7 hot dogs on the tray in Weapons

I need to write fatter songs

Backyard BBQ - Come and get some Juicy Meat!!

I support throuple marriage.

Once again victimized by spicy food that my mouth can handle but my digestive tract cannot 😭

I think the hardest food challenge would be eating an entire unsalted boiled dry chicken.

Saw Weapons last night and it was a fantastic movie 🍿

The shirt stains are queso

Aside from being fat I also own too many guitars.

@fatlantabear.bsky.social 👀

Is the increase in use of “recession indicator” a recession indicator?

Tummy Tuesday* with my bubba @thebrisket.bsky.social This was after a big meal at Culver’s. *pic taken Sunday

My camera teasing me by going into macro mode when I take a dick pic 😭

Thinking about exploring sph. Not in a mean, abusive way, but a cute, fun way.

Late for FCF

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I need to do Tummy Tuesday more regularly

A rainbow on July 1 means six more weeks of Pride Month 🌈

I’m fat

Today is not my birthday. Send nudes.

Antz? 🐜 I hope not

My pornstar bf 😍

I’m proud of my short dick but I really could use an extra couple inches to help me get it through my fly when using a urinal 😭

The cotton candy Blizzard is the best Blizzard. I will not elaborate.

Been loving this Squier Telecaster lately Photo credit @mxamesrobin.bsky.social

Hey this is a really good album y'all. If you like a Pop/Punk vibe it's a very entertaining listen with relatable themes.

If you jerk off to my pics, least you could do is listen to my music, just saying.

Butt

Tummy Tuesday

yes

I hope no one finds out that the @newweirdos.bsky.social guy is a fat kinky slut 😳

Testing the seams of this size L singlet