What if pupdom (puphood? Puppification?) is a form of lycanthropy that spreads through bodily fluid and that explains why all of the gays are pups now

Dang when did I get so soft? Real shame nobody’s got their face pressed into all this while I eat donuts 😮‍💨

All that muscle makes shirts a lil hard to button up!👀

Took this and was like “damn, the shoulder/trap pump from this morning is really sticking around” and then I remembered I did triceps this morning, not shoulders 🥴

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Sure, getting head is good but have you tried making out with that spot where the belly overhang folds over the fupa?

Front @ 340

I love fat bears

Waiting on some takeout and thought I’d get naked. Happy tummy Tuesday!

I give you: tumbus on TumTues as is tradition, with a side of blep

Five games to get to know me!

Wishing I was still in PS

I mean I GUESS I’ll just watch KPop Demon Hunters and cry again

high priestess of gooning

You know who’d fall for this? @bigfatpup.bsky.social after 2.5 hits of the penjamin

Well, that was predictable. Shoulda got the 5x I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sadly I don’t think I can bring myself to wear this to the state fair, so have a $45 tummy Tuesday chuckle at my expense

This is a direct attack on me specifically

Brick! 🧱

Increase a band: Nuanced Plan Honorable mentions: 4 Doors Down Dimeback Our Chemical Romance

The Vibes™️ are in the trash, but if I can’t be mentally well then at least I can always get bigger ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Gender Inclusive Term for “Big Guy” Thread: Hefty So-And-So Big Lug Beef Balloon Swole Champ Round Menace Corpulent Character Thickems Sentient Hippo (I believe I christened @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social thusly at one point) Jackedhammer Farm Animal And of course classics Fatty, Chubs, Pig

Welp it’s time for me to walk out into the ocean and never return I guess

As of this morning, I’m officially capable of bench pressing my own body weight—which is fuckin’ saying something 😜

Really starting to buy into the theory that the world actually did end in 2012 and we’re all in hell now

I wanna go back to bed

Friday Night Games!! And also somehow Bachelor in Paradise. 🤣 @bangers-p-pancakes.bsky.social @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social @gamerbear82.bsky.social @siegeofmalta.bsky.social

Feeling width.

Alicia Keys: “My life is on fire, fire, fire” Or however that song goes.

I can’t thank you enough for sharing and messaging and supporting this. I don’t know how to say it without it sounding cliché or disingenuous but seriously, from the bottom of my fucking heart, thank you so much

I just noticed that my Starling tattoo is staring directly at my nipple and I am now sharing this knowledge with you

@growingbrovine.farm you didn’t tell me you were going to be visiting Minnesota today!

This morning a trainer at my gym stepped away from a session to comment on how much I was bench pressing, how good my form was, and if I make much more progress the gym might have to look into getting me a bar that can handle more weight. So I’ll be riding that high for at least a month 🥴

Video games used to be impossible and wikis did not exist so we used to have to consult the ancient tomes.

Pre-emptive PSA, cause it's popped up and immediately raised a flag. Bsky has just implemented receiving like and retweet notifications *on retweets you've made* Since I know some folks would not like this, yes, you can disable it, and here's where you can do that. You'll need to update the app.

Posted Feb 20, 2025 Dad bun? Yes, he can play guitar and bass. He was a roadie in his youth. He's bi, smokes weed and has a kid from a previous relationship. He plays DnD, loves breakfast and responds to, "The Dude." A switch, but does find it groovy to play into the daddy role in bed.

An enduring classic

Swimwear Day 1

The problem is that Black people fought and died for every single civil right you all have today. Our deaths and pain benefited EVERYBODY. There is no group of people in this country who can say the same or who contributed more to American civil rights. And its why everyone is scrambling

To my #LGBTQIA2S+ brethren: continue to fight, live, love, dream, act, be, exist, thrive; we deserve respect, happiness, joy, opportunity, success, dignity. Proud Forever and Together. I love you. It’s still a great day to be #gay. “Live in FIERCE …not in fear.” 💋🫂🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎🤍🩷🩵🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #LiveInFIERCE #pride

🫡 + pov

Good morning cute boys in my phone

Pool Day with @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social #gainer #poolparty

Saturdays, am I right?

Fully got caught taking this basic-ass flexing selfie so I guess I have to post it. No, I don’t care if that logic doesn’t make sense. Just let me have this. It’s Pride month, goddamnit.

Hey friends! Coming through with a not so fun life update. Please share with anyone you can if possible. ko-fi.com/michajahttv/...

The years are really starting to show, but each gray hair and wrinkle is mine, and a reminder of the privilege of aging.

It’s that kind of a Tummy Tuesday.