Happy Hump Day!

Tummy Tuesday: Conference edition. Yes I did wait until everyone else had left the room to photodocument myself being an absolute chonk in a shirt that was definitely not this tight last time I wore it 🥴

kinda heavy..

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

Forgot to post this here. Geez I look wide af.

Why yes it is laundry day, what gave it away?

2026 Primary Woke Wave

Tummy Tuesday

Currently beached on the couch…but contemplating something sweet.

God I love paddle boarding so much. I really want to organize a fat and/or queer paddle out next year.

Oof. May have overdone it on the munchies this evening 😮‍💨

another trip around the sun 🎂

It’s his day.

I seem to have somehow pulled a muscle in my taint and I am in hell. Do I push ahead with deadlifts tonight, risking further injury and prolapsing? Or do I play it safe by staying home, smoking a joint, and binge eating? Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion

Had a little accident with the beard trimmer but I think it turned out fine

Only jocks I wear are the comfy ones

Still in time for Tummy Tuesday!

And it’s not just for bottoms!! HPV can spread through any exchange of bodily fluid—including oral sex and maybe even just making out. Even if you already have HPV, the vaccine can still reduce your likelihood of getting HPV-related cancers and reduce the likelihood of spreading the infection.

You bottom pigs have got to talk to your primary care about the HPV vaccine if you haven’t already. Please do this for yourself and your fellow pigs. 🙏 🐷

Here’s me doing some weekend warrior ish because workouts don’t count unless you selfie, right? 💪

Officially retiring these lmao

Every day.

Finally back into my gym routine and as always, the big backening continues.

Can anyone tell me what day it is???

was inspired by this picture and tried to recreate it ;3

I know it’s too late but I have free will but Tummy Tuesday

Grinding, grinding, grinding against you.

I mean…it’s not the fit I expected, but I’m not totally opposed 😌

Him: you better not be cunty Beetlejuice when I get home Me:

Wide raccoon~

Mesmerising 😵‍💫

Become Bereft of All Male Monarchs. No Kings. Block the new government accounts. Do not interact. bsky.app/profile/eva.... Stay safe.

“I’m going on a diet” “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” “I value my close personal relationship with Jesus Christ”

This is absolutely the kind of child I was. …And also the kind of adult I am tbh

It’s Tuesday

Was bored on my flight yesterday and ended up finding tons of selfies that I never ended up posting, so that’s what I’ll probably be doing for a bit lol

A fat pad feature? On Tummy Tuesday and NOT Fatboy Friday?! My god I really have no respect for internet custom, do I. It would be terrible if you bullied me about it, I’d sure hate that 👀👉👈

Back to the regularly scheduled beefy gym pics 🥩🥩

AI has a very skewed view of what “sexy” is anyway! All bodies are beautiful!! Imagine if Tony actually ate his product… #fatfur #FatFurs

Fit or fat?

Woke up in one of the top 10 most comfy states ever and the fact that nobody’s rubbing my belly and fat pad is really the only thing keeping it from top 3

Not to be like, super horny and inappropriate, but man I could go for a nice firm cuddle right now 😮‍💨

YUUUUUUUP.

The process is proceeding bit by bit. You must patience and work the steps. The boredom can definitely be heavy.

Giving Kirby realness on this soft sunday 😏 and yes i am as soft as i look

Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids.

Got caught taking up a lot of space at the gym by @growingbrovine.farm and the rationale for finally getting a “wide load” tattoo continues to mount (I did a completely different routine to avoid being humiliated by him and @mrmeatwagon.bsky.social as they squatted and deadlifted a Prius)

I heard it’s Fat Bear Week?

[OC] - Rufus 🦨 / 🐻 He only does this when someone compliments his size, you made quite an impression on him! ^^ 🎨 @groun.bsky.social