Coach keeps talking about needing to stretch you out, maybe it's some new warmup?

The belly didn't grow in; it just expanded all over. It likes to rest comfortably on my thighs now.

You know what they say about thicc thighs 😉🥩

Body goals 🤩

I tend to forget that I’m built like a fuckin’ refrigerator, but it’s always a nice fact to rediscover

A little weight? Does this look like a little weight to you?!

Y’all need to get all hogged up in here

Pigs

Chat am I getting too thick

🎄❄️

This is my demisexual ass every #fcf btw

Can't a man have a moment to himself and his 2 gals?

It is now time to get stoned and become puppy

When multiple OOMFs make you feel sexy you gotta post the pics! If only they were close enough to rough me up 😈

How it feels trying to be festive rn

If you see this we must insist you post a picture from your device without explanation

When in a hotel room…

How I demand to be treated

All I’m saying is that I provide excellent lumbar support

Welp…this post aged well! Tried on a hood at MFF just out of curiosity and something clicked. Another victim of the lycanthropupdemic 😅🐶 Give me treats and belly rubs!

Post vacation chest/shoulders day might’ve fixed me 😯

The in-laws have left town and it’s just me and the hubs and the dog at home. Finally some time to lounge naked and play with myself.

Thinking about HIM

How we doin?

The vibe today is pausing the gym membership because I’m traveling a lot over the next couple of months and I haven’t been using it much anyway, followed by blowing $100 on baked goods and then debating what’s for dinner

It may be because I am chemically enhanced right now but holy shit this just made me CACKLE 🤣🤣

hug stat +3

Caption unnecessary, you all know what we’re doing here

Husband size camparison lovely legs to the left belong to @vence.bsky.social

"Guh-huh, look kiddo, I'm all big and strong now!" 🐻💜 🎨: @riisago.bsky.social

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

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Did you know I can eat up to 35lbs of food?

Happy 10th, you magnificent freakshow. #TheFinalPam

Come to daddy and get to work under the blanket 😈

Happy Hump Day!

Tummy Tuesday: Conference edition. Yes I did wait until everyone else had left the room to photodocument myself being an absolute chonk in a shirt that was definitely not this tight last time I wore it 🥴

kinda heavy..

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

Forgot to post this here. Geez I look wide af.

Why yes it is laundry day, what gave it away?

2026 Primary Woke Wave

Tummy Tuesday

Currently beached on the couch…but contemplating something sweet.

God I love paddle boarding so much. I really want to organize a fat and/or queer paddle out next year.