I need to break the cycle of playing MMOs but the demons are telling me to log into fourteen

I don’t wanna go through the effort of going through all my posts this year to find my favorites, but my most popular ones were posted in the last few weeks so I could just cheat 🤪

Merry (belated) Christmas to me

Happy hoglidays and a merry kiss my ass 🤪

Happy hoglidays and a merry kiss my ass 🤪

Gaming

Feeling rather large and soft wanna cuddle? 😏

Weekend plans

Ready for my 5 day weekend next week 🙏

Christmas? ❌ Xmas? ❌ XXXL Mass? ✅

Webcam POV

I don’t want to be at work I want someone to be shooting me full of heavy cream with a bierstick 😔

Oh no he’s hot

Fat men wearing only jeans is and always will be peak

Got a bunch of new bearskn underwear when they were bogo a few weeks ago

Come fill my belly and empty my balls

Need someone on this, bring snacks

Can’t take me anywhere 😔

A little Friday night fwoomp.

Control 2 I’m gonna cum 😩

“Even bigger than Baldur’s Gate 3” okay Larian, so I’m not playing this for 7 more years?

Oh neat, a Star War

Absolutely shocked my timeline isn't just that badger character getting glazed with cum already

Paying the Tuesday tummy tax

I blew my tummy Tuesday load last night, so chat I need a new idea

My brain is mush and I thought it was Tuesday, so enjoy these a day early I guess

Just need someone to worship this gut while I get stoned and play games

Be horny at me or whatever ngl.link/cleverbearpun

A man in an app™️ today said he wanted to taste my toenails, so that’s probably enough of those for a while

Hate being stuck in the office and being so damn horny, I need to be sliding inside of someone not modifying excel spreadsheets 😭

The need to be straddled, have my belly stuffed and worshiped, and then milked before someone coats my belly in cum 😵‍💫

“The existence of casual sex implies the existence of ranked sex” and that’s why my friends and I are currently trying to figure out what constitutes ELO loss or gain in a blowjob based hookup app

Sometimes you just need a hit

Just need someone to tie me up and stick a funnel in me 😮‍💨

I'm alive 😝

A softie Tummy Tuesday

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A softie Tummy Tuesday

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God the way I’d suck a d*ck for a giant milkshake rn 😩

Shot/Chaser

It wouldn’t be a trip for Japanese bbq without me getting it all over my shirt

Hot cocoa weather

Woke up still a little full from how much I ate yesterday, and I’m horny about it

Thanksgiving damage

Mini cheesecakes and belly for t-give

Obligatory “gobble till you waddle” post

You wanna bring me food and worship this gut while I eat it so bad, don’t you?

Horny! In the workplace 😔