Tits, tummy, tongue it’s Tuesday ; #TummyTuesday even

I need the general public to stop conflating penis size with worthiness. One because that honks but secondly and more importantly when I search 'Chode/chaod' I want pictures of short thick cocks not whomever you think is a POS

e pluribus goonum

Rock hard on #fatcockfriday

⚠️ !Sound Warning! ⚠️ Doing Tummy Tuesday a little different with me dancing like dork to some Ayesha Erotica. This video may disappear w/o warning if I’m not happy with the compression and absurd gain Bluesky puts on videos. (3/? Now with more fade in)

Bsky why u put so much gain on video audio???? Let me have a quiet video ffs

Post KBBq fit check? Tighter.

There’s not a whole lot of room when I spread out on this couch but you could always climb on top

Is Shower-Cap Saturday anything?

Look all I’m saying is some good old polyamory would have solved a whole lot of the problems in chess ft Rachel Berry.

In a moment of eureka I swapped my metal Pa ring for a glass one and for once didn’t get felt up by airport security.

Stretching my nuts and playing with my cock all day on this rainy and cozy #fcf #teampierced

Taking selfies while listening to the Dracula Audiobook and baking a pizza. Is #Thicksday anything? I loose track of all the cute alliterative excuses to post belly.

Hey why are you taking underwear pictures in your unfinished garage? Cause I need to stand here and troubleshoot a breaker. I’m butch or something.

Face cards, dick cards, ass cards we’ve seen it all. just show me your credit cards (and the little code, you know the one)

It’s #TummyTuesday and I got a haircut so my gay powers are at their maximum.

#SoftySaturday with some tugging and some stretching. Hope y’all are staying warm. Unless you’re south of the equator in which case I wish you a very I’m jealous.

Two views of Penis. A dick-pic diptych if you will. #FCF

Got some fun new things in the mail. I heard clearance sale and my cart filled up. Decided to wear one to dinner 😉

Low effort belly posting before I use my lunch break to buy out all the bread and milk in the tristate area before snowpocalypse 2k26. jk I don’t even like milk bread soup.

What if the Tuesdays were the tummies we made along the way.

I want *you* to have a good #softiesunday …or is it #softysunday? Which form of the word meaning “(slang) A flaccid state of the penis,” do you prefer? I prefer them in my face.

Who else up late post prerelease and posting hole?

*Running late for Fat Cock Friday with a piece of toast in my mouth* Pengus

Wearing a ball stretcher and feeling jiggly. Come grab a handful

Passion erupts between to caber tossers at The Highland Games. Pleated Rivalry

A tummy Tue from below

Sunday Cum Day

New year new toys or something like that

Sneaking in some time for myself on this #MCM

The dad from gremlins 🫠

Getting some gaming in on my time off before family time. Apparently my chest is a comfy place to hang out. You should give it a try for yourself.

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Virtual commander night means I can tug on it absentmindedly while I wait for my turn.

What song is coming out of these? Sorry, one second I’m about to get a text message. IYKYK.

I know it is supposed to just a cute phrase but “want some cream for your coffee” implying something lewd has me climbing out of my skin and then up the walls. If Anyone Ever got body fluids in my coffee I could not be held liable for *gets tackled by venue security to prevent a violation of TOS*

A cummy tummy Tuesday to you and yours.

Going through older pics and videos and found this amazing cum shot.

I love a good #cockring. I want to wear them longer but I’m a big dude and a “grower.” When I’m soft rings slide down to just my balls & often fall off. I’d love suggestions from others. Should I be getting smaller rings that fit tighter? Any brands that work well for 🐢ing? Cock ring accessories?

It’s Friday, I’m fat and so is my cock. #FCF

Finished: "He found himself in a dark and narrow hallway, his eyes adjusted to the gloom....He could see the flashing lights of a video and hear the sound of porn coming from a small TV. He poked his head into the room to see a nude man masturbating violently." www.gaydemon.com/stories/Bran...

Another WearingThisWednesday (this is not a thing) and I am wearing, this.

I'm Bob. I plan to start accepting commissions. I draw real bodies: big bellies, thick beards,soft skin,hair,warmth,desire real bears, real intimacy. WOOF!! #bear #bears #gaybear #gaybears #daddybear #daddybears #puppylove #furry (Furry requires additional negotiations)

Uh yeah, we're gonna make it up as we go! Gotta finish this game at somepoint. joystick.tv/t/u/phoenixc...

Thinking of streaming again tonight, but what should I play? Mindless card games and bate? Soulsborn and remote vibrator torture? Make progress on my steam backlog?

Tummy Tuesday soaking in the tub. Though I wish it were a bit bigger.

500 Followers happened this morning, and this video happened last night. I was streaming on joystick and viewer wanted to take remote control of my toy.

What a nice way to start this Monday morning. Blown away that 500 of ya'll are here to see my silly posts. Gonna have to post something special I think 🤔

Writing something naughty 😈

She seems to like the vent under the oven. I can’t wait for this pizza to be done. Sure hope nothing embarrassing is in the reflection of the oven window.