Serving tired nerd this Friday morning. I know, i know I have clothes on. I hope the belly peek makes up for it.

Now that's some better hotel lighting. Bonus cuck chase lounge.

Maybe all hotel lighting isn't created equal but I've got a cookies and creme milkshake, some melatonin gummies and competent photo editing programs on my phone. Hotlanta here I come.

Tummy Tuesday? Tiddy Tuesday? Tugging Tuesday? Who knows anymore. I'm just naked and posting about it.

If you see this post a concert pic you took. The last concert I went to was in the before times but I think these shots of Coheed and Cambria were pretty slick.

Gay powers restored

I'm a big tough gamer. I'm not tilting over those stupid fucking bugs in the cute Indy side scroller. I'm taking a selfie break for other reasons.

Got my covid and flu boosters today. I tried to be sultry for the camera but it didn't work, so have some 'out takes.' Anyway stay on top of your vaccinations, cuties. People who take community care seriously are hot.

Being a dork after setting up my new laptop. Hadn't bought a new, new laptop in like 15 years. Hoping to bring this one with me for at least as long.

Blop. It's Tummy Tuesday again? No problem 👍

Taking selfies instead of paying attention to this meeting I'm in. Monochrome Monday too

I'm daddy? Basic but workable. uquiz.com/quiz/64v0cF/...

Tummy Tuesday with this most spoiled baby

Don't ogle me until I have had my coffee. Or do, I'm in charge of you... Unless...

A conversation I just had with my partner "B" while sorting cards: Me: "Aren't there things were supposed to discuss?" B: "yeah, well talk about things later." Me: "Why not talk now?" B gestures towards my sorting and says, "but you're busy" Me: "No this is just hand stuff, it means nothing..."

Lounging between meetings on this Tummy Tuesday

Finally got my fat cock out for this long overdue #fcf. Got a new toy that I'm already balls deep in. Edging til I can't hold back.

#TummyTuesday threefur one deal. Come on down for some hot savings on 😏🤔🫣😱 Anyway, I was trying on some new undies I received recently and thought y'all might like to see 'em. Which is your favorite?

Here's a throwback on a Thursday, original I know. One of the best ropes I ever caught on camera.

A relaxed and summer themed #TummyTuesday before it's too late. I wish I was back in that pool

On my way back from the beach a man in a truck said to me and my partner "you guys remind me of me, like I'm that big ... In my head." Not sure what it meant but I'm hot as fuck, wearing silly beach clothes and enjoying the sun. Also I am almost blind with these sunglasses on indoors.

Bear face in the beach house on this wet Wednesday.

I'm (f)at the beach this #tummytuesday

Decided to add the URL to my mute list today because it's more annoying then entertaining. hope they're paying y'all well though 🙄

Baby sitting some yuzu cheesecakes and caught my belly in the reflection reflection

Get to know your bloomfies. List 10 things you're into: * Fantasy and Sci-fi * Leather, Bondage, Roleplay * Magic the Gathering * Erotic fiction * Photography (film & digital) * DILF bottoms / subs * Computers / Tech / Linux * Tattoos and piercings * Video games * Coffee

I'm feeling myself in this one.

#TummyTuesday more breezy shirts. This is a fatshion blog now. Love the way these hugs my curves.

Getting ready for a beach vacation and looking forward to breezy airy looks. This one could almost work buttoned but open is good too. In black and white as well for #monochromemonday trends

I should be getting ready to go into the office but I'd rather have my arms wrapped around someone cute, and to pull these covers back down. Happy HashtagWideWednesday

Drafting some more fun adult fiction with my furry cuddle buddy. Tell me your favorite position for inspiration 😈

Feeling jiggly on this Tummy Tuesday

Mutton Chops Monday amirightgamers

Tummy Tuesday with some webcam magic with friends.

Asking for a friend: How many followers do you need before the scummy supplement company comes knocking in your dms?

Third cup of coffee on this Monday like #TummyTuesday

Morning errands. I promise you I am less awake than I look. Iced coffee, please.

Ok here's the real #SoftieSaturday cold brew, casual nudity and some gaming

I open up bluesky and say to myself "oh right softie Saturday, I should take a pic!" [ 30 seconds of browsing later] "Well now I'm gonna have to wait"

Thought to myself, eh just do a #ThrowbackThursday post so you don't have to put any effort in. Then I found this (deepfried) pic from 10 years ago and realized I still had the clothes. The shirt almost fits and if we're being honest the shorts didn't fit back then either.

My summer cut and color is in. I'd say my stylist killed it. Timmy out for Tuesday

My beard trimmer slipped but I think these pics have some dad-ly vibes. #TummyTuesday It's still Tuesfay somewhere

Talking to your therapist about oomfie

Post one of your comfort albums

Bouncing it, wishing someone was bouncing on it.

Y'all's hump day pictures have me feeling a certain way.

Sneaking in some #TummyTueaday selfies while waiting for a res from friends I'm gaming with.

POV: Taking selfies while waiting for hard disk scans to complete. We live it up over here. I guess this counts as a #softysaturday post. Diagnostics don't really get me going 😞

Caprioninging "He is risen" on pictures of erections on Easter Sunday? (Jk jk lololol y'all. Keep posting your boners I'm just trying to be silly)

Throwback Thursday to this time where the only feelings were warm sun and relaxation.