Happy hump day everybody!

I promise I’ll post humps for hump day, but I thought my chest looked good when I was in the shower so please enjoy.

Here's a fun #HumpDay video of me humping my spinning toy. I do love that thing... #Cum #Verbal #CumEating #BigLoad

Fuuuck yes. I’d love to stroke one out with you, stud!

Painting my tummy for #tummytuesday

Should I be at my desk working? 100% yes. Am I instead thinking about all of the naked fun that I could get if only we were all in the same city? 10,000%

The things I want to do to this man could fill a novel 🤤🤤🤤

Pouchy

▫️Monochrome Monday▫️

I recorded a Sunday Funday video for OOMF but figured that you’d all probably like it too.

Sunday briefing

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Please use the location of my hands as a guide for where your hands should go when you’re on top of me.

This is mostly a horny account for me to post nudes, but I just want to say that what’s happening in Minnesota is fucking disgusting. Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump. And fuck anyone who sympathizes with these fucking Nazis

My nips need attention and my belly could use a rub too. This weather has me more horny than usual.

Brrrrr. Looks real cold out. Someone better come snuggle.

Come drink it in, baby.

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Fun with gifs. I hope you too enjoy chubby men in the shower showing off muscles.

I thought these were ok pictures

The Arctic cold is coming for us. Who can I keep warm these next few days with my bulk? I’m perfectly built to keep a bed warm with someone.

It takes power to top me. It takes wisdom to be verse with me. it takes courage to bottom for me you brave brave bastard 😈

Does anyone know if we have hump day practice today? 🤔

Although similar, I feel like all three perspectives of my belly tell the same story but in different ways. And felt it important for you all to know too!

I’ve got some free time to stroke. Wish you were here

Me and this couch just became great friends . . . 😜 🎉 onlyfans.com/big8buck #tummytuesday

Getting ready. ……For WORK, sluts. 😜

I need a bull or a muscle chub or a couple of otters to fuck me into next week. Happy tummy Tuesday. I’m horny. So so so horny.

Drip drip 💧 happy Tuesday!

If you’re over 200 lbs drop a pic! 375

A bit of thirst for your morning trap 💪

Grown by the Lidl bakery 🐻

A little Wiccan overlay for the superhero meetup

Submissive Sunday. Do you want me on my knees or on my hands and knees? Tell me Daddy 🥵🍑🍆

Sleeting outside; inside much cozier.

Bittersweet

He hasn’t shown off before and I don’t know if he’d want to. He’s not nearly as comfortable showing off his body as I am with mine. Maybe that’ll be our 2026 goal: get him naked and posted on here.

Post-nut glow

Cold and gloomy, not day to get a hard on cause of you hot guys.

Twist my arm! I’ll post another one, I guess. This one brought to you by the naked OOMFs in my phone. Let’s swap out my hand for your mouth, yes?

Soapy shower Saturday videos for my favorite Internet friends. 😈

Enjoying a long, sensual bate this morning. Happy Saturday! 💦

Come see coach after practice, son.

Saw someone else on Bluesky post something similar to this and really wanted to try it too. I appreciate any feedback you might have. Unless it’s to tell me I’m fat; I’m well aware and have been since the early 90s 😘😘

OOMF gave me some tips on what kinds of photos I should take. Please vote for your favorite or leave a pose idea in the comments.

♪ Satisfaction ♪

Oops! I guess I wasn’t as covered up as I thought 😈🐷

Where are the belly enthusiast? And why are they never in my bed to take these pics with me?

Belly as requested 🫡