Trimmed my beard too short, oops

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Peek-a-boo

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There’s something about a work polo

Which starter are you choosing?

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Biggggg cat. 🎨: @han3verde3n.bsky.social 🐺: @bamwuff.dog

Incoming boar. 🐗 Be prepared, he's really hard

May I present: Bülgé

do you even like me or are you just laughing because of my big tits 😤

He’s gaming 🎮💚 Art by @gintyatyatyatya on Twitter

He’s so multifaceted (got a haircut)

Sunday briefing

me when big men:

I’m getting fat. You’re welcome

get yourself a big boy to keep you warm this weekend

Remember to ask your friends to help with your daily stretches~ 🐶: @chullio.bsky.social 🎨: @jumperbear.bsky.social

Remember to ask your friends to help with your daily stretches~ 🐶: @chullio.bsky.social 🎨: @jumperbear.bsky.social

my love language is $50 in DoorDash giftcards

sleepy and hungry

I found my old thong

Frieren

me in 2016 the same now but fat

Life is worth living (just ordered $45 of food from Taco Bell)

I started and finished Red White & Royal Blue over the weekend and am now hungry for more gay romance. Will probably start Game Changer but I need more recs so send em my way

my ass and cock are too fat 😔

hello it’s wednesday (feat. my dadstache)

How your email finds me ❤️ 🎨: @jumperbear.bsky.social

sometimes you just have to take matters into your own hands

What if instead of jumping out and scaring you Freddy fazbear just showed his armpits and flexed a little haha wouldn’t that be scary

Further proof I destroy every pair of shorts 😭😭

I don’t even know how to celebrate humpday please show me

I feel like Jehovah's Witnesses the way I try to turn everyone I meet onto Heated Rivalry. Do you like hockey? Okay cool, you should check out this show. Do you like hockey? No? That's fine you don't have to. You should check out this show.

We have a client at work whose deaf and it makes me want to learn sign language. She doesn't come in very often, but it would make things easier for her if we had one more person that could communicate.

Someone asked me what my favorite place to get pizza is. They then told me their favorite spot, but they only get calzones and subs. Not even pizza... I'm so tired

Good morning! Last Humpday this year 🥳

🐊Followed to school

They should invent a way to work after vacation that doesn't feel soul sucking

Manifesting large men wearing only sweatpants

Smell by Nagabe was one of my favorite reads this year. Very cute and worth recommending if you like anthro art

Big boar got Penn Station 💪

Cute stickers I found :3