mike tyson: Go fuck yourself

Ok that fucking hurt. Yeowww

My reporting hell at work is over, so I'm going to treat myself (not just food) after I get out today. There will be pics. 😊

I may or may not have had a crush on Uncle Stinky

Posting these for no particular reason 🌀🏈

Been trying my hand at video editing. Here is a small clip of something I put on OF yesterday. onlyfans.com/texangainer

I'm at the tire shop watching Kings of BBQ featuring Cedric the Entertainer and Anthony Anderson. Cedric is 6 years older than Anthony but looks at least 10 years younger. Fat really is the fountain of youth.

Got to try out a couple goodies I bought for myself. Also, when did my side moobs start sticking out so much?! Is that where the last 10 lbs have gone???

All you (read: us) fat bitches and your (read: our) heavy cream lately. I might need to buy stock in land o lakes

Lately when I look at myself in the mirror long enough, I get an uncontrollable urge to chug a quart of heavy cream 🥴

One of my many goals for 2026 is to feel like less of an outsider in this community.

This is your view when you wake up next to me

Belly is starting to fill the sink! Can't wait till it takes up all the space.

I'm highly pleased with myself after nutting while chugging a half gallon of eggnog. My post nut clarity is that: This is what I want. This is what I like. This is what I need. I'll be uploading the video to my OF later today. onlyfans.com/u93823345

I promise this post was not meant to shade those that did. The only reason I didn't is because the only plain white tee my I own is a 4xlt, which only shows a sliver of belly and the effect would've been severely diminished. Next year though? I plan for it to fit like a crop top.

Turning in my Gainer Card™ because I didn't recreate The Santa Clause scene this year

Do you ever just wanna hug your own fat?

I love fatfirmations like these

As much as gaining is a big part of my sexuality its almost more about self-actualization and being confident for me, but a lot of people really don't understand that aspect

Thanks for 1,000 likes y'all!!

One of the servers at Jim's this morning complimented me on my outfit and how I "rock the shit" out of it. Do you agree?

It's even worse when you've just gotten stuffed and can't even get a grip on the lil nub because of all the precum.

Reason #46224 to grow a massive belly

Update: I went again yesterday and still no comment. I'm going to force the issue next time because my ass is almost not able to squeeze into the seat. I'll ask if he can do house calls when I get too fat for the chair.

I posted the full video to my IG @txgainer

Hey, you. Yeah, you. You're fat.

For this #TummyTuesday I'm wearing my new 22" button up, which now fits like my 20" did last month. Why bother wearing clothes at all?!

I did it. I've become a fat fucking pig 🐷

All my direct reports are working from home today. You know what that means

Ok so I guess I can fit into my 500 lb clothes again ?

I'm not the fattest person here and I'm having some feelings about that

Would this look good with a navy blazer? My work holiday party is tonight and ofc nothing at home fits....even the blazer in question 🙈 but it's the best we can do

I'm such a lardass

Tried to recreate this but the bottom two buttons wouldn't stay buttoned

I didn't "need" it like I did last week, but MAN what a satisfying feeling walking out of this place 🐷

Here we go again #ayce

I love the feeling of my shirt getting caught between my fat rolls or under my moobs.

Hmmm what should I do for my 100th post? 🤔 Oh shit, this is my 100th post. Fuck. Oh well, here's some office belly play.

Oof. Last board meeting (late October), my size 52 dress pants were still a bit loose. This meeting (today), my 54s are a bit tight. And that's with the stretch band. Guess I'll be buying some 58s this month to prepare for the next meeting in late January.

On this #TummyTuesday, I present to you your view when you walk into my office.

Literally getting fatter by the day. Is there any better feeling?

Well that was a nice surprise!

I don't need a feeder or encourager so much as someone who can clean, cook, do the dishes and laundry, change the litterbox, etc. You don't have to touch me, look at me, or even talk to me. Just take care of all the unpleasant tasks and chores in my life that take time away from eating.

Feeling myself post pizza and cheesecake bloat at my heaviest weight since starting these regains

Another AYCE sushi last night reaffirmed for me how much my mental health is tied to food, stuffing, and gaining. Prior to dinner, I was feeling down on myself and stressed about a lot of things. That all went away once I waddled out of the restaurant.

I hate being an introvert with no personality and shit conversation skills.

Another video from my weekend with @texangainer.bsky.social. I was feeling pretty stuffed but he really wanted to see me finish that shake, so he helped pour it down my throat and rub my belly. Felt like such a fat hog, it was intensely horny 🐽❤️ See the full vid on my OF! onlyfans.com/TexMexHog