Knicks breakin out the brooms. 11th win in a row: youtu.be/s8jfw7FxNqA?...

*snort laugh*

It’s raining. I’m high. Pressing play on “Mating Season” on Netflix.

Playoff career high in points for Josh Hart. Playoff career high in assists for Jalen Brunson. KAT w/ a strong 18/13 and zero turnovers. This is quality basketball. I’m ecstatic.

$4.30 a gallon was damn near a bargain these days, so I pulled over and got half a tank.

In November I broke this story about Andrew Paul Johnson, a pardoned J6er who molested children and used the promise of reparations to bribe his victims silence.

Guru released ‘Jazzmatazz, Vol. 1’ 33 years ago on May 18, 1993 album.ink/Jazzmatazz1

They are stealing from you.

ATCQ, “Peace Prosperity & Paper”

All the numbers on my toaster oven have rubbed off. So now I’m turning all the knobs like a virgin on prom night hoping things get hot.

Waymo implies the existence of Waylarry and Waycurly

Batman Ninja is one of the rare times where I like a sequel more than the first.

Today, on “DUH.”

AZ, Tracey Lee/Ddot and Billy Danze from M.O.P. just dropped new projects. Any other vets I miss? #ninetynow

Me, when I got a waffle maker.

I made pancakes for dinner and regret nothing.

Robot Jox (1989)

Squid Game, except it’s adult chores like putting on a king-sized fitted sheet just as the edible kicks in.

Jimmy Kimmel has outdone himself this time! This pharmaceutical ad about Felon47 is hilarious! 👏👏👏👏👏😂👏👏👏👏👏 #ReZyne #JimmyKimmel

After the insurrection, Cori Bush was the first member of Congress to suggest expelling members of Congress who supported Trump's coup attempt. AIPAC spent millions to throw her from Congress, and the leaders of the Democratic Party didn't stop them. She was absolutely correct. The coup continues.

Third Man Suspected in Jam Master Jay Killing Pleads Guilty theindustrycosign.com/jay-bryant-g...

THR: “It seems Trump is OK with his 60 Minutes interview getting edited, just not anyone else’s.” www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/d...

perfect

The shooter wasn’t even a shooter.

I’d never heard of these, but now I have to follow this account

Denmark's coal-to-wind transition is one of the most dramatic energy transformations of the past three decades. In 1990, coal provided 90% of Danish electricity. Today it is under 3%. Wind now covers roughly 60% of electricity generation. The last coal plant is scheduled to close by 2028.

Staging a shooting to avoid getting roasted is peak snowflake.

No lead is safe with these Knicks.

Photos and videos from the protest, which resulted in 66 arrests, have spread widely across social media — amplified by others who share a similar frustration and unease about the country's military action. n.pr/4eOrllE

Gay Americans exist, they are exactly as American as all other Americans, and their history is true American history just like the rest of American history. Ordering educators to erase millions of their fellow Americans from existence is sick, bigoted, and profoundly anti-American.

The Boys and Daredevil writers don’t have crystal balls, it’s that fascism has an established, predictable playbook and our administration has been comically committed to it.

YoutubeTV split screen allowing me to watch both of these playoff games at the same time is clutch.

Find you a friend who will talk you through folding laundry.

lol

The Straight of Hormuz implies the existence of the Queer of Hormuz.

Yeah I remember stomping my feet on Eddie’s couch…

A win! A federal judge just ordered the government to hand over evidence from ICE agent Jonathan Ross’s killing of Renee Good.

Winter sent a “you up?” text and I’m not amused.

The Matrix is a good Easter movie.

Rather than attend Easter services, the president spent the day roaming D.C. and visiting his golf course.

I find it funny how after last jobs report we were told by the regime that we might not get one for a while and then we all of a sudden get one that was nearly 3 times what was expected. And revisions made to January (up) and February (down, but not as much as reported earlier). Who believes this?

If North America wasn’t so hopelessly addicted to gasoline, we could have nice things too 💔