CALIFORNIA: “Four people killed and 10 others wounded Saturday night in a mass shooting at a children’s birthday party in Stockton… during a child’s birthday celebration at an ice cream shop…” www.sacbee.com/news/local/c...

"Data centers are important for many reasons." @vanhollen.senate.gov

Stuart changed the language and energy of sports coverage. He brought it up to date with the times, made it relevant, and I honestly don’t know where many of us would be without his savoir faire, his confidence, charm, and his constant door-kicking shinebrighthq.substack.com/p/boo-yah-im...

I want breakfast for dinner, but I already had breakfast for breakfast.

NLE Choppa going Shamone Shaboozy and Desiigner doing a convincing Smoke DZA cosplay were not in the 2025 scouting report.

Turkey gumbo

I had my last plate of leftovers for breakfast. What’s your preferred post Thanksgiving meal?

I’m gonna fuck these leftovers up for breakfast.

Senile Satan, Con Junior and Fredo announced their phone in June, promising delivery in August to commemorate a decade since Satan came down the escalator. Not one phone has been delivered and good luck getting a refund. They took 590,000 deposits totaling $59 million.

This was a delight.

Ozempic going to war with all the turkey, stuffing and pie tonight

Didnt Luke Skywalker slice one of those open and hide inside during a storm?

A *huge* vaccine victory. I've been writing on this for years; Australia has seen remarkable progress in cervical cancer prevention with the HPV vaccine. I love seeing science triumph like this.

Eating lol

First plate down. Second probably around 4:20…

Here’s a list of people that should be in jail.

ICE torturing the Native People of this land.

I’d bet money he called ICE on his bm. Disgusting.

Watching “Sisu Road to Revenge” is basically saying “Geeeeet the fuck outta here!” Every five minutes

You ever be so high that you try to text people with your TV remote?

Which Bryson Tiller is more sick of the other by now, the artist or the college hooper?

Since the rich are cloning their pets, how far away are we from The Island? 5, 10 years?

A friend sent this to me this morning, and it speaks to just that. m.youtube.com/watch?v=NBZv...

So they’re forcefeeding AI into everything we “buy” moving forward and we won’t even really own the shit because you will need a monthly subscription just to connect it to your wi-fi and the TOS say we can’t sue them for changing the thing we already gave them money for. I hate it here.

Vodka, nachos and boobs. Well alrighty.

“Dozens of roles” have been cut from Apple’s sales team, serving business, schools, and government accounts, according to Bloomberg. https://sherwood.news/tech/apple-cuts-sales-jobs-in-rare-layoff/

YOOOOO! Fun times 🤣😂🤣

"Gattaca" incoming

Yes.

Man, back in the day I used to cut up on the bird app watching “Scandal” and I’d make these recap “comics” after each episode. 🤣🤣🤣

Lmaoooooo, im ngl brownies definitely the better choice. Clearly too

Glazed divorce papers is FOLDING me 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Everyone (correctly) saying cinnamon rolls because a bad cookie is still a cookie. Same for cupcakes and brownies. But you ever had a bad cinnamon roll? It’s like biting into glazed divorce papers.

Alcohol is legal in every state

Cavs and Pacers playing on a pool of Pepto tonight.

Republicans pretend they are the party fighting antisemitism, while inviting Nick Fuentes on to their platforms, and telling us the swastika is not a hate symbol. "Mighty fine people on both sides." - Republicans #blacksky newrepublic.com/post/203458/...

Prepping for this De La Soul drop with a Tall Black Guy remix youtu.be/sHr1K6EPEQ0?...

The NY Times doesn’t deserve a live performance from Erkyah Badu.

This was really good....

Great read so far.

Ryan Coogler on the importance of art. 🎥: LACMA (IG)

15 missed freethrows. 15.

A little late but watching Blacksky's very own @cerromerussell.blacksky.app !!!!

Uhh

Look I’m just trying to prepare y’all for the inevitable VF profile on “the quiet strength” of Majorie Taylor Greene

A Tennessee judge has blocked the use of the National Guard in Memphis under a crimefighting operation by President Trump but also put the order on hold, giving the government five days to appeal. n.pr/49lADmE

We should reboot journalism completely. Start from scratch. They should get those old timey hats and a pencil and figure it out from there

Pick one…