Last April, I sprayed myself with dihydrogen monoxide for 20 minutes straight and still survived to tell my story. #badassery

Watching a fun movie tonight. This is one I don’t hear people talk about much for some reason. But it’s so fn funnnnnn!!! 🔥🔥🔥

When you walk in on your parents having sex and it stays with you forever.

Suicide is the only crime where the perpetrator cannot be prosecuted.

Always remember to wash water before drinking.

I'm hungry Time for one single sandwich 🥪

Millions love NY U think you'll choke the city You're wrong City will live forever

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In Calgary, Alberta, Canada, even the deer are polite and cross at the crosswalks when it’s time for pedestrians to cross.

Make it great again! All the way back to the witch trial era. "So you want the holy water?"

The guy from The Running Man RIP

65 Years Ago,,, History was made. #RubyBridges

توووووت توووووووت اركب قطر زغنطووط توووووت توووووووت اركب قطر زغنطووط

I ate arugula today YOU CAN'T BEAT ME!!!

WTF youtube.com/shorts/qK38n...

What the hell is an egirl? What's the difference between an egirl and a regular girl??

Most child amputees are from Gaza... Why does Israel get away with this??

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Yikes.

“New York will remain a city of immigrants. A city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants and as of tonight, led by an immigrant.” Watch the best of @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's victory speech after becoming New York City’s first Muslim mayor. Visit zeteo.com for more coverage.

New York

#Felon47 #Krasnov #NoKings #CorruptGovt #LowIQIndividual #BonespurWarrior #TheEpsteinFiles #NotMyPresident #TrumpCrimeFamily

These folks love to hate 🤷🏽

Check this one out!

Mary Sheffield wins Detroit mayoral election, AP projects, becoming city’s 1st female mayor. Great news for my city!

Mamdani: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."

Realllly!?

Who's the new sheriff in town?

Afternoon cat.

Mamdani won!!!

NYC if Mamdani wins

Another reason to vote for Zohran Mamdani? Prove to the vile Murdoch propagandists at the New York Post that their relentless smear campaign was laughably shoddy.

I feel like I won Love New York City Let's build the most beautiful city in the world ❤️

They blocked our accounts!!!! Zohran first then kat We won't stop We will serve Americans forever

Est-ce que les jouets des vikings ressemblaient à ceux d'aujourd'hui ? Aujourd'hui sur Nota Bene, je vous propose un retour en enfance, mais chez les peuples du Nord ! https://youtu.be/ZckjGv6jziI

JJ to JJ, Vikings tie it

time to put away the halloween decorations