can i get an oatmilk latte and.... lol i remember your ass from the 13th century. we lived in languedoc, i was a pickled herring & u were the only woman in town who could read. the albigensian crusaders fed u hemlock to try & kill u lol. remember? oh i also want that 🫵 stupid lil pastry in the case.

Zohran Mamdani was born in Uganda. The White Nile River starts in Uganda. Mamdani was elected Mayor of New York on Nov. 4, 2025, the 103rd anniversary of the opening of King Tut's tomb, on the Nile. Dick Cheney died on the morning of Nov 4, 2025. > Dick Cheney is a victim of King Tut's Curse

Trying to annoy a very specific subset of people with this, will be tracking engagements ✍️

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apnews.com/article/clim... Get ready for several years of killer heat, top weather forecasters warn

Elon's not even a real Afrikaner, he's just a weeaboer

Too many electric cars in this town. They make spooky ghost noises

Elon must grow the weakest bullshit weed, he won't feminize his seeds

Teaching ur children not to pick on scabs is unionbuster propaganda

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I agree, Trotskyist critique of the USSR is unnecessary and counterproductive

I couldn't resist.

Men are from Brandenburg, women are from Berlin

r/offmychest: i spent 15 years in the forums reading leftist theory and furry smut just for one of elon's DOGE incels to lay off my entire cia unit using a form email

Every time I'm walking down the street and see a cybertruck approach I get off the sidewalk and scamper behind the nearest solid concrete object

Astrology is at least as accurate as chatgpt

Hey! Who wants to hag out? 🤣🧙🏽‍♀️ #witchsky #witchcraft #witch #hag #cassandracalin

Me on the full moon tomorrow 🌕 #witchsky

Social media is inherently open and public - especially Bluesky, since the "firehose" allows anybody to copy the entire network. Social media mostly replaced closed communities like forums, BBS, where only the admins had power. But, anybody can set up a private message board, even now. Do it

What the fuck @moderation.bsky.app settings automatically hide posts tagged "rude" but not "intolerant"?

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When you lose your job and steal one last meal from the office fridge

Exclusive leak: HTS reveals new flag of Syria

/2 Further indicators of this AI generated troll network All have profile pictures and banners which align with the first word from their profile description (wave lover, hiking guy, etc.) The pictures are likely AI generated based on the profile text, to increase authenticity! #LLM #AI #bots

I wish an AI bot would have a casual conversation with me

Simpsons predicted it

On top of everything else Jesse Singal uses a BoJack character as a pfp which also disgusts me

It would be really funny if the guy they caught isn't the actual CEO killer and the NYPD has, for the first time in history, prevented a copycat criminal. Eric Adams is gonna demand $10b for a future crimes unit like that movie with the fortune telling drug addicts

We must stop alt-center radicalization that leads to incidents like this. Law enforcement must: - ban LessWrong - monitor LinkedIn use - demand the Atlantic release its subscribers list - deradicalize people by providing definitive proof murder lowers birth rates

neco arc has died

True the dunks should start in anticipation as if to summon justice, and then continue until the body [of injustice] is cold

Username for sale: @kronstadtler_and_waldorf DM for prices

Kysrael

I'm not gonna post face but the insurance assassin is hot af

What the fuck blogs.timesofisrael.com/lebensraum-n...

stevanzetti.bsky.social and I identified the men behind four of the largest (formerly) anonymous neo-Nazi accounts on X/Twitter. They include a Vice President at JP Morgan and a civilian at a Navy explosives testing facility. Musk has replied to 2 of them. www.texasobserver.org/revealed-ope...

Confederacy more like CORN-FEDeracy That's right I'm posting all the jokes that woke dixiecrats don't want you to hear

Cat people using CRISPR to grow thick fluff all over their bodies call it firsute

This is my fitness plan