The only team not to lose to Spain at the World Cup? Cape Verde.

Stay classy Argentina

Hallelujah!!!! Football 1 - Shithousery 0

Might have been nice if Argentina had started playing football before the 120th minute

Please please please let there not be a reason to chalk that off

If I’m honest, Gaby, i thought the referee’s can of foam was the highlight

The beauty of football is the suffering. You must suffer through games like this and occasionally you are rewarded with a game like last night or the Argentina Cape Verde game.

Hahahahaha

This is ridiculous. Have Argentina even had a shot on goal? Too busy shoving people over.

If it goes to extra time do we get another show … ? 😬

Wayne Rooney to be new BBC commentator for Eurovision. #VoteBinface

The fourth official’s main job seems to be being a call centre customer service operator saying “uh-huh, I can only apologise that you feel that way”

Scrap the Romesh thing just clip Wayne Rooney saying he thought the half time show was crap and the licence fee QR code

How I feel right now:

I’ve forgotten. Why were we watching tv?

Bring. Back. The. Football.

OMG this is dire

And that’s why England-France should have been the final

Finally ref

What the hell is this farce?

Tomorrow’s match will be nasty and scrappy, played in a stadium where the air is thick with gunk and looking on will be the newest football understander, Donald Jesus Trump. It might only end 1-0. England v France was the real final haha.

Can I just shock you? I like third-place play-offs. Despite what I just said earlier.

Sometimes football is just so damn fab

Well the final has a LOT to live up to

Incredible goal. Mad game. 10 goals. Wild.

Yeah maybe it’s good that this isn’t the final

Ok this is now officially ridiculous

NOW we choose to play football

It’s so deeply frustrating seeing England score 2, by passing quickly through the lines and forcing one on ones — WHERE WAS THIS LAST WEEK?!

That's it, bring on Dan Burn

Great stuff. Time to drop back and defend for 88 minutes lads

Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley

Ah, the rueful Five Live post mortem 😔

It’s like some bloody Greek myth. You push the rock up the hill, nearly reach the top, then down you go to start all over, each time with a new generation of desolate kids

We just wanted to know what it feels like, eh? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Walking through London the mood is one of resigned familiarity 😞

On a train full of mildly drunk, very depressed fans 😞

Never coming home is it 😢

Can we have a bank holiday anyway to recover

😭😭😭

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Hi England, here’s the Christmas tree we’re sending you for Trafalgar Square this year.

Tuchel seems a touch hot and bothered 😬

Great result - so hard won. But ah man do we have to have Wonderwall as an anthem

Juuuuuuude!!

Norway conserving energy in the humidity - hope that doesn’t count for anything as the game goes on

Come on lads!

Yusuf drowning in his own word soup on the Today prog

24 degrees at midnight 😩

Yes in the sense it's incomprehensible and is not going to lead to a meaningful result.