Of Course women don't like the Cybertruck Women only want one thing and it's a 1980 Volkswagen Rabbit Sportruck

Vriska Sniffet from the original animated pilot "Homestuck". 📸: @toriquint.bsky.social #homesmut #vriska_serket

Toeska Suckit 📸: @toriquint.bsky.social #homesmut #vriska_serket

More being behind the camera for my friend! They do great work if you haven't seen them

dollification bad_end hypnosis ball_joints hot_glue

Become the goth girlfriend you wanna see in the world

Oh good, you're finally awake! I need your help with something and it's a little easier when you're conscious

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btw i'm still doing color sketches for $40 to pay for healthcare ^^'

Getting your scrotum removed after an orchiectomy is like hemming a crop top

Not dead just overwhelmed! Have a selfie that gives off heart shaped red flags

having a normal one today

welp, time to repost art ! happy wrath month everyone

I chose to read this as saying lab rat

Limp Bizkit deprived a generation of trans girls from having something to thirst post over and that's arguably worse than the damage they did to alt metal

important pride month PSA for any magic players that still follow me

not to stomp on anyone's fun but I really feel like Actually Having A Sister is like the ultimate vaccine against siscon brainworms not because it Feels Weird or whatever but because I cannot suspend my belief about the phrase "little sis" long enough to get horny. nobody says that!!!

I look forward to being chastised for the same unhinged self deprication and slur reclamation I do all year because it's June.

no i'm not imagining you naked. i promise. we're friends. i'm imagining you in a maid outfit

don’t let fandom discourse distract you from sexualizing and fetishizing your favorite character

Hey! What are all these cuffs for? 😑

Realising you accidentally drank something acidic when you took your ADHD meds as you jump between hyperfixations at 1 am is a 0/10 experience

People always say this is true but just presented insensitively when it's just someone buying in to porn stereotypes. We all know tops don't actually exist

"She was expensive but worth every penny." Sweet_liquorice breaking the bank to take home the perfect LittleLatexLotus doll.

Me: Well see you monday, there's a six pack waiting for me at home My coworker: I thought you didn't drink My 6 puppy gf's waiting at the door: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Hookup artists neg because it works on them

Guess who just discovered exactly what's wrong with them!

You know I got a lot looser when I lost my nuts

uh oh gang

if you're in a threesome and someone cums in your mouth, and then you proceed to eat out the other person and they get pregnant from it, do you bear the moral responsibility of parenthood or is it just the other two bc it's their dna or whatever

I've kinda run around to put my first full latex outfit together in time for an upcoming party in a few weeks and now I don't know if I'm going to be able to go and the next one in my area isn't until fall and it sucks because I was really hoping to go

pup is taking a shower,,, its a shame nobody is here to play with its soapy tits,,

taking my puppygirl to the groomer today huh? oh no I mean the decade older woman who gives her cheap rent but expects sexual favors from her whenever she wants... she does cut her hair tho

Every time!

PSA if the posts spreading a lot of bad news are getting to you and you need space take it. Don't comment, mute threads, hide posts, mute tags, whatever you need to do to take care of yourself. You know it's bad, you know it's happening, it's okay. Don't tell people not to spread the news.

Mutuals I’d love to flirt with you, hype you up, etc but don’t want to overstep so please comment on here if you consent to being flirted with 🖤

You know it's bad when social media apps that thrive on showing you content that genuinely upsets and depresses you still manage to improve your mood compared to just interacting with life

Somewhere there's a girl putting herself through med school like this

you should do me a favour and share this, you want to make me smile, right? ~ #realnsfw #transnsfw #redheadnsfw

Will you accept her love? Alts and process video available on ye olde shill hill. www.patreon.com/c/rdukedesign

the weirder your kinks get, the easier it becomes to flirt with girls

need a bigsis that cuddles & kisses it after using pup as a punching bag,,

Time for a fist full of @cleomercury.bsky.social reflectivedesire.com/videos/fistf...

i know my moans are lowkey pathetic but i’m kinda cute so could i still hit? >~<

i doubt being groped roughly for hours would fix me but it certainly wouldn't do any harm