oh yeah i met matpat last night btw

life bad >jar of pickles infused with cherry leaf life good

meow :3

that gamecube era pussy got me acting most unwise

ggirltummy,,

urination for yuri nation

so who here fucking hates one piece

white boy stuns millions by speaking perfect githyanki at the crèche

btw if he gets assassinated (like, they're looking for suspects) i'm volunteering myself right now. y'all can submit this post as evidence in a court of law. i did it i killed him i'd do it again i planned it and i have no remorse for my actions #true #evidence #onepiecepowerscaling #confession #t4t

does anyone else specifically hate how their face feels or is this a weird unique kind of dysphoria

ok google how to save my account after letting it rot for months

think i need to be prescribed daily girlkisses i think that would fix me i think

mmmmmmmppphhhghh spicey pickle,,,,

good morning gamers and gamers

goodnight gamers and gamers <3

socal girls PLEASE fix this 🙏🙏🙏

an addendum to this is that there have been so many defenders of ai "art" in my server recently and i'm left to wonder how we let things get this bad

not nearly enough faggotry and dykery in my neck of the woods i fear

this is off topic but these recent one piece chapters have made me so disgusted with the fandom every single week (mostly seeing how they discuss the kuja pirates, specifically shakky and boa) (god one piece fans are so reprehensible sometimes)

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drowning out the bad voices in my head by reminding myself my waist has never looked this good and women desire me carnally

here's a hot take that kids these days can't handle....... [old thing] was actually good... heh...

if everyone on earth gave me a dollar then i would have like a hundred dollars!! plus or minus a few

feed's moving so fast no one will notice i'm gay

i am a misandrist

life bad *remembers i can see beautiful transgender women on my phone* life good

what's that song that's like na na na na na na na na na na na na na

i still have never played hollow knight btw

good morning gamers and gamers

goodnight gamers and gamers <3

i fear not the woman who cums one time in a thousand moments, but instead the woman who cums a thousand times in one moment

kind of a strange realization that way more people know me as snodlop than they do my actual name

snodlop stop dying in every peak run challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (100% FAIL) (SERIOUSLY I’VE NEVER LIVED TO THE END WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK)

what if mario was green

considering experiencing an ego death of sorts and abandoning my earlier principles of internet privacy and just posting pictures of myself anyway because this is the hottest i’ve ever felt

every good friendship needs a little kiss or two or fifty

yeah no i'm pretty milquetoast i think i'm mostly vanilla *remembering the time my friend called me a good girl _ONCE_ while making out and i got so heated i nearly passed out* yeah uhhhhhh haha what was i saying again haha yeah i'm definitely normal haha

not now kitten, your honor

good morning gamers and gamers

i kinda just bullied this poor kid for an hour and called it tutoring huh 😭😭 on an unrelated note btw if anyone’s looking for a math tutor of some sort then heyyyyyyyy :3 i promise i actually am good at teaching math i’m not just a mediocre bluesky poster this is legit what i do for work

update i did the boring thing and didn't take the second legendary

chat help

need people to volunteer to follow me around and make fun of everything i do like statler and waldorf

what if men had girlcocks is this anythibg

#promosky i’m; snodlop

wait i have a really funny post idea but i’m worried it will get people to engage with the post genuinely

i hope you like me, not only for my posts, but also…. wait no yeah actually i do hope you like me for only my posts, that’d be fucking sick thanks

so basically, you are f*cking stupid