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This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger. The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center...
12 months ago
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What gif pops up when you type in your name? It's also today's mood.
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3 months ago
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Look, at this point if you post a picture of the orange menace I immediately block you. Nobody wants to see that shit.
3 months ago
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They don't want you to know, but you can just put a fried egg on a red lobster biscuit. Nobody can stop you.
3 months ago
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He talks about you in his sleep And it's a solemn vow I keep To polish up my blade and make it keen, Jolene
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3 months ago
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Your beauty is beyond compare With flaming locks of auburn hair With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green But all that beauty's nothing real Compared to sharpened, polished steel And you cannot compete with this, Jolene
3 months ago
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N'matter how many episodes I watch not one of these cowards has once had the ovaries to raise a hand to Bobby Flay. I'm starting to feel misled.
3 months ago
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Did you know that in some movie theaters you can rent a private theater for up to 20 people for $150 and they will play your choice of movie that they are currently airing? Also, last time I went a child kicked my seat the entire time, and its mother told me if I didn't like it I should move?
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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@scifisunsets.bsky.social
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4 months ago
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I saw this and it's the only thing I could think of
4 months ago
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Did you know that if you pass gas inside of a pyramid, it also releases gas. That way you always have a Tutankhamun.
4 months ago
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Mood
4 months ago
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5 months ago
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Make others feel the way they make you feel. I call it brute force empathy.
5 months ago
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Inside you there are two wolves. Unfortunately the HOA only allows you one wolf so you will be fined continuously until you comply.
5 months ago
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Don't mistake my weakness for kindness.
6 months ago
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@stanmonitor.bsky.social
Ideally I'd like to be removed from your list as I am not any of the things on the tin. 🤞
7 months ago
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mark magark
7 months ago
Tfw you’ve been told repeatedly not to press the big red button
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When I die, write down all the funny things I said, bind it into a book made from my skull. Call it "It was funnier in my head"
9 months ago
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tamrakat
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@shadowbanner.bsky.social
What's a divorcelli and why do you have me on a list of "orbiters"?
11 months ago
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Maria Bamford
11 months ago
@annie-twelve.bsky.social
was an incredible listener! And- of course she was! She’s an Arts Librarian formerly from London now living in NYC and available for work! She’s amazingly pleasant and a former union organizer!
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How do you do, you all?
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Haus of Decline
11 months ago
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Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school I was given a hall pass that literally just said "someplace else".
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11 months ago
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Sonic, his rings strewn wide.
11 months ago
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11 months ago
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This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger. The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center...
12 months ago
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Just so we are all clear going forward, there are exactly 3 kinds of people, no more and no less. There are Nazis, the people who the Nazis are objectively going to harm, and people who will wish they had done more to stop the Nazis.
12 months ago
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Advertise your Bluesky account with just three words. Weird angry goo
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12 months ago
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👻Spook of URL😱
12 months ago
Today there is not a man nor woman in here that shall stand alone. Not today. Today we face the monsters that are at our door and bring the fight to them! Today, we are *canceling* the apocalypse!
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How I’m watching this election.
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12 months ago
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darth™️
about 1 year ago
if u support racist fascist bigots u are in fact garbage
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Oregon 🕎🎲
about 1 year ago
some of the best shitposters on bsky
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Big butts just run in my family. We have apple bottom genes.
about 1 year ago
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The character before rewrite was more of an art kid.
youtu.be/Zej9h-zMg-0?...
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about 1 year ago
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Little odd that they rewrote Connor to make him more obviously ND. I don't think I care for it. Seems he is exclusively there to be laughed at. Georgie and Mandy's first marriage, spin off of young Sheldon.
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about 1 year ago
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Note to self: stop listing "Reflexes of an astonished toddler" as a special skill.
about 1 year ago
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Who’s going to be the next mayor of NYC? Wrong answers only.
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about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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Put your hand down if you don't work at a store but people in stores seem to think you do, and when they ask for help you just help them because it's easier than explaining that you don't work there.
about 1 year ago
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Haus of Decline
about 1 year ago
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Look, they can't all be low numbers. Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,138,466!
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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My favorite Star Trek character checks out the "Discover" feed on Bluesky for the first time:
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about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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If you see this art, post your favorite Pokémon.
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about 1 year ago
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Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek.
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about 1 year ago
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Tried using
#gemini
on my pixel 9 pro. It's the most infuriating experience. Zero out of 10. I asked it to create a shop list, add milk. It added other things I didn't ask for, refused to remove them, and now says it never had the ability to create or edit lists in the first place
about 1 year ago
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brb studying up on the Bell Riots
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about 1 year ago
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