"girlkisser jail" was a failed experiment where the government put all of the girlkissers in one single building and while it was a failure one scientist was quoted saying, "the results were pretty fun to watch"

It's damn near impossible to get coyote pups to sit still for a family photo. wonderfully sweet art by @vanillayote.bsky.social !

its gay little freak paws Friday

theyre making coyote work a 10 hour shift at the long day factory today

the gay animals in the woods drew all over my truck

i also featured it in this print from last summer i agree it is cool design

whatre u supposed to do if u order stuff from someone online and never got it? not sure if it just never got sent out to me or if i messed up on my end or what

the dogtism experience #eggucart

getting the time police from Looper (2012) called on me because instead of killing my older self when she got sent back in time we started lezzing out instead

i love coyotes so much

"if you were forklift certified i'd be makin it shake all over your thingy"

Somebody is me I guess

i love developing healthy thought patterns such as "I don't work hard enough so the Universe is punishing Me Specifically by making my loved ones suffer"

colored pencils

"how are you?" Gwěøęøřřřěō "mYeah~?"

you can be wearing very obvious things over your ears and people will still try to talk to you. it vexes me. im terribly vexed.

Cis mech pilot complaining that it's not fair for her to compete against trans woman pilots because they have a biological advantage at being traumatized

"please bless the poor coyote" poetry or something. 2025.

seattle would be a lot cooler with lots of heavy rail lines above the roads like chicago

question for guitar players: i want to learn but im left handed, is that going to change what hand i should be strumming with? should i be stringing it differently? i tried to learn right-handed in the past but it never felt like i made any progress, wondering if this is why.

went 2 my first house show tonight it fucking ruled :333

Coyotes do not require our permission to exist. For this, they will never be forgiven An article about a species that's survived 200 years of poison, traps, and arial machine gunning -- among other things

its crazy how much time there is in the day when i dont spend it all playing games or watching videos

wawawa

society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room

You shot the prime motherster of japan with the doohickey of cuntitude

yeah whatever man. more torment please. i dont give a fuck.

i may never receive recognition for writing but at the very least i can create a fictionalized version of myself and horrible women to torment her so i think its worth it in the long run

they need to make a job where i get paid 6 figures to point out old/interesting cars driving by to the other people in the car with me

need to get thrown into a pile of needy, feral girlthings right now

coming back to my room after being gone for two days and finding everything untouched like im a tourist in pripyat

i made potato leek soup :)

today would be a great day to lie in a sunbeam until bedtime

i lied, there is nothing subtle about the eroticism of the machine

i wish refried beans was a beautiful woman so i could make love to her

"my son turned out fine" Ma'am she has a handler and a callsign

the watchers [ #art ]

straight homeowners: we're doing a diy backsplash for the kitchen sink! queer homeowners: this is the whippets closet

Saw someone say they preferred searching through discords for game information over game FAQs or reddit it's time for me to return to the primordial ooze

Always talk about your feelings. Be open with the people you love, even when it's hard. It means a lot to them too. It makes things work better. Healthy communication can turn a nightmare into a soft, warm dream. It can't fix everything, but it can lead to understanding. And understand breeds love

dreampool isnt what i expected but its been very very cool so far

Loyal mutt of the princess

hypnotizing my plural friend by telling it "the purpose of a system is what it does"