more people should listen to all star by smash mouth

🎶 Somebody once spilled T: “Now go do what thou wilt, see.” The Age of Horus started, he said He was looking kinda fat in a pyramidal hat With a triangle perched on his forehead 🎶

[professor]: who is your favorite occultist and poet we have discussed this semester [me]: allstar crowley [professor]: ...did you say "aleister crowley"? [me]: yes, allstar crowley reader, i failed the class.

[unearthed from my drafts folder] that movie "once" but it's the the second word of the song All Star by Smash Mouth the past tense of william tell is william someBODY once told the mascot for lysol should be a shooting star because it breaks the mold.

[extremely ed sheeran voice] fingers locked in the shape of L on a forehead wide as hell tools are dull, but the shed is well im in love with someBODY

do not ask for whom the bell tolls it tolls for someBODY

ice cream is short from the ice we skate is getting pretty thin cream

rock and roll is short for rock and the world is gonna roll me

Old Yeller is short for someBODY once tOld me Yeller.

the sunBODY also rises by earnest hemmingbackstreets Robert Cohn was once someBODY, a boxing champion of Princeton. Do not think that I am very much impressed by that as a boxing title (I am not the sharpest tool in the shed), but it meant a lot to Cohn. He thought boxing looked kinda dumb with its

is all star by smash mouth a christmas carol? repost for "yes" like for "definitely yes" reply with "hey now" to vote "emphatically yes"

Serious post time. Sincere thanks to every single person who chatted with me, came to the Secret Lair panel, waved, hi-fived, or told me the secret word this weekend at #MCAtlanta! I am so grateful to have met all of you. You are what make Magic wonderful and amazing to work on and play.

someBODY once asked could I fly out to a magiccon to hang out at a gathering space i said yep what a concept i could host a secret panel myself at 3:30 on Friday, mana staaaaage (I am hosting the Secret Lair Reveal party today at 3:30 PM on the #MCAtlanta Mana Stage. Secrets revealed!)

An all-star, you say? Hey now, could you use a little change? If you can match up with the likes of @stevesunu.bsky.social, this job might just be yours. Get your game on, go apply. #WotCstaff

🎵SomeBODY please give him The card from this past weekend The Dodgers One Piece TCG collab🎵

Rare non-smash mouth post: I am looking to acquire the recent One Piece LA Dodgers card from this past weekend. It is very cool. If you have one or know someone that might be willing to part with it, please let me know!

[at a fancy seafood restaurant] me: garcon, is the skate here prepared in different ways? waiter: why yes. our specialty is to serve it chilled as carpaccio me: so, would you say...the icy skate is getting pretty thin? waiter: get out.

THEY SAID THE THING YOU ALL HEARD THEM!!!! Highlight of my week. Thanks for the shout out, @goberthicks.bsky.social @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com @bmkibler.bsky.social youtube.com/clip/UgkxB2z...

every instrumental bridge for every pop song is improved if you superimpose the whistling portion of All Star by Smash Mouth over it. i will not be taking questions at this time.

[extremely seal voice] baby i compare you to the sharpest tool inside the shed ooo the more she looks dumb with the shape of an L on her head now that someBODY once told the world’s gonna roll me again

what is your favorite all star by smash mouth ill start it's smooth by santana ft rob thomas

hey now youre an all star northern lights look like this hey now you're a rock star aurora borealis

new suggestion for a show: is it all star by smash mouth? like is it cake but instead it's trying to figure out if something is all star by smash mouth.

all star by smash mouth except its a concerto except its a multi layer cake except its a gas station on the merritt parkway in connecticut

bee MOVIE once told me the world can be quite homey (i didn't actually watch the film)

Well, the rogues start coming and they don’t stop coming Fell to the ground and then hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to hide but uh, Our barb just yawped and charged oh fuuuu—

someBODY once told me to roll a natural 20 to perceive if something vital was said but the die came up a 1 so i got to have some fun hearing only the sound of some wheat bread

[morpheus]: what if i told you the matrix was real [me]: what if i told you the world is gonna roll you

Smash Mouth warned us all that the world was gonna roll us and like fools we didn’t listen.

i wonder how many dentists play smash mouth in their waiting room to encourage repeat clients

if you can shake a spear, then you can certainly smash a mouth.

aleister crowley is short for all star by smash mouth crowley

Well the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Watch all the Woos and their slow motion gunning Didn’t make sense - didn’t spoil the fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to see so much to do so what’s wrong with Woo’s MI 2 You’ll never know if you don’t go To the video

someBODY once asked could i spare some change for gas i need to get myself a different face i said yep what a concept i could use a little fuel myself so john travolta can look like nicolas cage (this is a joke about the movie face/off)

2024: the year of all star by smash mouth 2025: the year of all star by smash mouth

someBODY once told me this baby would be holy the son of God was born in a shed three gifts did we confer of gold, frankincense, and myrrh as the horses looked on from their horse bed

good king wenceslas looked out someBODY once told me as the snow lay round about the world is gonna roll me

[extremely the ramones voice] hey now now now now now now now now now now now i wanna be an all star

[extremely adele voice] hey now from the other side i must have called a thousand times to tell you i'm gonna get my game on go play but when i call you never get the show on get paid

if someBODY once told me the world is gonna roll me but there was no sharpest tool in the shed to hear it did it still happen

[from a folder on my phone labeled, “rejected content”] “I ate his liver with some Chianti and all star by smash mouth” —- we were promised change but all i want is some change for gas i need to get myself away from this place —- do meteor men dream of cool places getting colder?

[extremely the beatles voice] here comes the some BODY told me here comes the some BODY once the world rolled me

i heard there was a someBODY that said the would would just roll me but you don't really care 'bout sharp tools, do ya? it starts with finger and with thumb in shape of "L" until you're numb and every all star sings a hey now to ya hey now to ya hey now to ya hey now to ya hey now to ya

just an all star girl rolled inside a lonely world she made an “L” with fingers on her forehead just a silly boy telling her gives him no joy he ain’t the sharpest tool inside the shed

[extremely chappell roan voice] A-L-L-S-T-A-R need some spare change for my car

on a dark desert highway cool wind in my head keen edge of a sharp tool sitting there in the shed up ahead in the distance she stood there totally dumb forehead was sweaty with the shape of an “L” formed by finger and thumb

someBODY once told me to eat a lot of turkey

sandstorm except it's just the whistling part from all star by smash mouth

[excerpts from my drafts folder] the sum of all fears is short for the sumBODY once told me of all fears -- i aint the shar pei-st tool in the shed (this is a dog joke) -- you'll never know if you don't go to sleep because your body is tired you idiot, rest it

things you can say as expressions of awe that also reference all star by smash mouth: - by the wrong taking backstreets of rules feeding! - by the shape of an L on her forehead! - by the hole in the satellite picture! oh wow that last one was a real lyric, dang.