An all-star, you say? Hey now, could you use a little change? If you can match up with the likes of @stevesunu.bsky.social, this job might just be yours. Get your game on, go apply. #WotCstaff

🎵SomeBODY please give him The card from this past weekend The Dodgers One Piece TCG collab🎵

Rare non-smash mouth post: I am looking to acquire the recent One Piece LA Dodgers card from this past weekend. It is very cool. If you have one or know someone that might be willing to part with it, please let me know!

[at a fancy seafood restaurant] me: garcon, is the skate here prepared in different ways? waiter: why yes. our specialty is to serve it chilled as carpaccio me: so, would you say...the icy skate is getting pretty thin? waiter: get out.

THEY SAID THE THING YOU ALL HEARD THEM!!!! Highlight of my week. Thanks for the shout out, @goberthicks.bsky.social @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com @bmkibler.bsky.social youtube.com/clip/UgkxB2z...

every instrumental bridge for every pop song is improved if you superimpose the whistling portion of All Star by Smash Mouth over it. i will not be taking questions at this time.

[extremely seal voice] baby i compare you to the sharpest tool inside the shed ooo the more she looks dumb with the shape of an L on her head now that someBODY once told the world’s gonna roll me again

what is your favorite all star by smash mouth ill start it's smooth by santana ft rob thomas

hey now youre an all star northern lights look like this hey now you're a rock star aurora borealis

new suggestion for a show: is it all star by smash mouth? like is it cake but instead it's trying to figure out if something is all star by smash mouth.

all star by smash mouth except its a concerto except its a multi layer cake except its a gas station on the merritt parkway in connecticut

bee MOVIE once told me the world can be quite homey (i didn't actually watch the film)

Well, the rogues start coming and they don’t stop coming Fell to the ground and then hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to hide but uh, Our barb just yawped and charged oh fuuuu—

someBODY once told me to roll a natural 20 to perceive if something vital was said but the die came up a 1 so i got to have some fun hearing only the sound of some wheat bread

[morpheus]: what if i told you the matrix was real [me]: what if i told you the world is gonna roll you

Smash Mouth warned us all that the world was gonna roll us and like fools we didn’t listen.

i wonder how many dentists play smash mouth in their waiting room to encourage repeat clients

if you can shake a spear, then you can certainly smash a mouth.

aleister crowley is short for all star by smash mouth crowley

Well the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Watch all the Woos and their slow motion gunning Didn’t make sense - didn’t spoil the fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to see so much to do so what’s wrong with Woo’s MI 2 You’ll never know if you don’t go To the video

someBODY once asked could i spare some change for gas i need to get myself a different face i said yep what a concept i could use a little fuel myself so john travolta can look like nicolas cage (this is a joke about the movie face/off)

2024: the year of all star by smash mouth 2025: the year of all star by smash mouth

someBODY once told me this baby would be holy the son of God was born in a shed three gifts did we confer of gold, frankincense, and myrrh as the horses looked on from their horse bed

good king wenceslas looked out someBODY once told me as the snow lay round about the world is gonna roll me

[extremely the ramones voice] hey now now now now now now now now now now now i wanna be an all star

[extremely adele voice] hey now from the other side i must have called a thousand times to tell you i'm gonna get my game on go play but when i call you never get the show on get paid

if someBODY once told me the world is gonna roll me but there was no sharpest tool in the shed to hear it did it still happen

[from a folder on my phone labeled, “rejected content”] “I ate his liver with some Chianti and all star by smash mouth” —- we were promised change but all i want is some change for gas i need to get myself away from this place —- do meteor men dream of cool places getting colder?

[extremely the beatles voice] here comes the some BODY told me here comes the some BODY once the world rolled me

i heard there was a someBODY that said the would would just roll me but you don't really care 'bout sharp tools, do ya? it starts with finger and with thumb in shape of "L" until you're numb and every all star sings a hey now to ya hey now to ya hey now to ya hey now to ya hey now to ya

just an all star girl rolled inside a lonely world she made an “L” with fingers on her forehead just a silly boy telling her gives him no joy he ain’t the sharpest tool inside the shed

[extremely chappell roan voice] A-L-L-S-T-A-R need some spare change for my car

on a dark desert highway cool wind in my head keen edge of a sharp tool sitting there in the shed up ahead in the distance she stood there totally dumb forehead was sweaty with the shape of an “L” formed by finger and thumb

someBODY once told me to eat a lot of turkey

sandstorm except it's just the whistling part from all star by smash mouth

[excerpts from my drafts folder] the sum of all fears is short for the sumBODY once told me of all fears -- i aint the shar pei-st tool in the shed (this is a dog joke) -- you'll never know if you don't go to sleep because your body is tired you idiot, rest it

things you can say as expressions of awe that also reference all star by smash mouth: - by the wrong taking backstreets of rules feeding! - by the shape of an L on her forehead! - by the hole in the satellite picture! oh wow that last one was a real lyric, dang.

you approach a bridge and there are two guards one of them always lies and the other exclusively only says references to all star by smash mouth

oh the scent im wearing? its eau star by smash mouth

to the owner of a taupe ford fusion, your horn is perfectly honking an midi chiptune version of all star by smash mouth, please return to your car and increase the volume

“If the world is predestined to roll me, I shall hit the ground running as a testament to our will to fight! There shall be no being fed to the rules this night!” — Smashington Mouthward, the Battle of All Stars

[extremely john cougar mellencamp voice] little ditty bout jack and diane two american kids growin up in the heartland jackie says hey now you’re an all star diane’s gotta get her show on like a rock star

you’re bundled up now wait til you get

trying to escape from the trash compactor = i need to get myself away from this place "republican credits WILL do fine" = i said yep midichlorians = what a concept podrace pit stop = i could use a little fuel myself overthrowing the empire at long last = we could all use a little change

boba fett collecting his bounty for delivering han solo = get paid C-3PO's shiny plating = all that glitters is gold blowing up both the first and second death stars = shooting stars rian johnson deviating from the trajectory established by j. j. abrams = break the mold

me watching star wars for the 116th time = that's the way i like it and i'll never get bored "your training is complete" = "hey now, you're an all star" chewbacca playing soace chess = get your game on, go play jabba's palace entertainment troupe = hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on

exhaust port in the death star that turned out to be a fatal weakness = hole in the satellite jar jar taking qui-gon an obi-wan through the planet core = you might as well swim anakin and obi-wan's fateful duel on mustafar = my world's on fire

luke repairing R2D2 in his garage = tool in the shed hoth = a cool place, and they say it gets colder han tucking luke into his tauntaun's belly = you're bundled up now yoda chiding luke for being impatient = wait till you get older aliens hassling luke in mos eisley = meteor men beg to differ

the opposite of all star by smash mouth is no moon by repaired nose. which means the opposite of all star by smash mouth is a star wars quoter that has had corrective surgery on their nose that’s just math

the reason i would be a horrible career councilor is that i would just keep repeating “you’ll never know if you don’t goal / you’ll never shine if you’re just coal” during every session jk i would be horrible because i have no concrete advice for that subject and I would keep saying that line